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P [R] Chaos Chosen

In an effort to make it easier to find games, I figured I'd make a sucky team that would both get offers and lower my CR (and few teams are suckier than rookie chaos). I figured that once their TV went up and my CR went down, the team name could refer to the trouble finding games for high TV chaos instead.

I found that even at low-mid TV, people were still clicking me away. So I decided to hire a minotaur for bloaty uselessness (and more importantly, because my naming scheme was begging for one).

Team got its first claw after game 11. At that point, 3 of their last 4 matches had been against orcs.

For a while all my more fun players died, and the bashy ones survived. As a result the team became a very boring typical chaos. Then they rolled 3 +AG beasts in 3 games time, as well as lost a bMGt warrior. Suddenly the team became different and fun again.

I was about to enter the GLT swiss, when my only claw died in a prep game, 3 SPPs from legend.

beastman plans:

block frenzy juggernaut stand firm
dp
kick
block fend guard x 3
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Prof. Chaos II
Minotaur
5 5 1 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block
 -ag 17 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 180k
(150+30)k
  
2
Dr. Smash
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, Juggernaut
   50 1 4 1 17 2 59/76 190k
(100+90)k
  
3
Dr. Bash
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
4
Dr. Pomb II
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   27 1 3 0 5 5 45/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
5
Dr. Claw II
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   14 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
6
Mr. Guard II
Beastman Runner
7 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG, +MA
   34 11 8 0 3 1 46/51 150k
(60+90)k
  
7
Mr. Block III
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Mr. Bench III
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Mr. Piles
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
   49 1 2 0 14 6 65/76 140k
(60+80)k
  
10
Mr. Blows III
Beastman Runner
7 3 4 8
Horns
+MA, +AG, Wrestle, Tackle
   25 2 11 0 3 3 56/76 170k
(60+110)k
  
11
Mr. Foul II
Beastman Runner
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG
   28 2 2 0 2 2 22/31 120k
(60+60)k
  
12
Mister Dirty
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Mr. Tackle V
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 350k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:52 (30/10/12) |TD Diff:27 (76 - 49) |Cas Diff:64 (101/52/29 - 65/42/11)
Last Opponent: Night Of The Nearly Dead
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen20/1/11.0-1.51.5   1.5   0.5-3.5   1.5   0.070k
Chaos Dwarf31/2/01.3-1.01.0   1.3   1.7-1.3   1.0   0.360k
Chaos Renegade10/1/02.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.080k
Dark Elf21/1/01.5-1.02.0   1.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-245k
Dwarf107/2/11.2-0.52.2   0.7   0.6-0.8   1.0   0.0-36k
Elven Union11/0/04.0-1.05.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Goblin22/0/03.5-0.03.5   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-25k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Human22/0/02.0-0.02.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.5105k
Necromantic Horror30/1/20.0-2.01.0   1.7   0.3-1.0   1.3   0.33k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.5   1.0-2.0   0.5   1.0-80k
Nurgle22/0/02.0-0.01.5   2.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Orc85/0/31.5-0.91.3   0.9   0.1-1.1   0.5   0.0-94k
Shambling Undead53/0/21.0-1.22.2   1.2   0.8-1.4   1.0   0.8-96k
Skaven22/0/02.0-1.03.5   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Tomb Kings42/1/11.8-1.31.8   1.5   0.5-2.5   1.5   0.325k
Wood Elf21/0/11.0-1.53.5   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5-5k
Total5230/10/121.5-0.91.9   1.0   0.6-1.3   0.8   0.2-31k