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DLE's Season 2 Winners!
Super Bowl II Champions!!

DLE Reporter: Murker, why is the DLE trophy so.. unimpressive?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: Well.. it's not shiney. Or very big. Or.. shiney.

Murker: Observant. It was made by a man, not a master craftsman of another race. Made of iron, and forged with muscle and sweat. Made with a certain amount of pride, knowing its purpose. It was also.. affordable. Here is a scroll that records the commishioner's decision to go with a man's trophy, instead of an elvish trinket.

Office Business Recored #236 of the year 2516. Office Transcript as recored by Willamus Watt, scribe and minstrel to the DLE Commishioner:

"LONGSHANKS! Where is my God damn trophy?!?! This bloody league started weeks ago! Do the players fight over nothing?!" boomed the commissioner's voice.

"I've just heard from the elvish delagate, my Lord. They say they havn't started working on it yet. They've seen how popular the league has become, and they now demand more money for thier work. They want more for their trophy of elvish silver than the dwarves were demanding for their gold-work. We simply cannot pay such an outragous amount, sir. It would cripple the new league."

"This isn't a bloody elf league! There isn't a greedy dwarf within two hundred miles! It's a human league! HUMANS will make the trophy! Not a golden one. Not a pretty, silver one. Get the palace's blacksmith to smash a hunk of iron into the shape of a ball and stick it on a spike. I don't give a sewer rat's ass if it shines at all. JUST GET ME A GOD DAMN TROPHY FOR MEN TO KILL EACH OTHER OVER, AND GET IT STARTED NOW!!"

The DLE's commissioner threw a small bag of gold at his right-hand man, and Longshanks fled the room, murmmering, "Hunk of iron.. shaped like a ball.. hunk of iron.."

Reporter: Fascinating! So which trophy is the real trophy?

Murker: Explain.

Reporter: I mean, the Knights currently display the so-called Super Bowl trophy in their city stadium. But the Universe still display a trophy as well. They look similar, but.. How can they both have the trophy at the same time? And why is the Knight's trophy blood stained?

Murker: To answer your second question, the trophy was made for men to fight over. To die over, if need be. Many have. And wether by coincidence, or by Nuffle's design, a man died over the trophy mere seconds after it's completion. A palace guard commented negatively on the trophy's appearance just as soon as the palace blacksmith had declared his work finished. The guard was beated to death with the trophy and the blood remains, despite any effort to remove it. I would watch how you comment on the trophy's appearance, if I were you. It is now a sacred object. And the blacksmith is not a small man. And one apparently capable of getting away with murder.

Reporter: So how do you expalin the unstained trophy still in the city of Flashfurt?

Murker: Ah. The Universe coach presented himself with that trophy. His ignorant staff seized the replica trophy for themselves before the first Super Bowl had even been won. Assuming they would win, they took it upon themselves to ensure they had it available immedialty after the game. It is not the real trophy. We transport a replica trophy for security purposes where ever the real trophy must travel. They can keep the stolen replica. It means nothing. The real one lies in Kemperband, as it should.

Reporter: Wow. It's nick name is ' The Lump.' Is there talk of making a more impressive trophy?

Murker: The current commishioner can create as many trophies as he bloody well pleases, but I am not privy to his plans, his desires, or any discussions of a new trophy. I can only caution you again about speaking ill of THIS trophy.

Reporter: Thank you for your time!

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SPP Needed to Skill...
14 Genarius Brown 9
4 Terrance West 97
3 Joe Theismann 1
6 Billy Johnson 6
10 John Nesser 7
11 Rishard Matthews 9
13 Frank Ozmund 18
8 Mick Kabluski 21
15 Frank Alexander 23
2 Kyle Fuller 37
12 Billy Winn 20
9 Justin Hunter 39
5 Eric Reid 45
16 Bish "The Bash" Bosh 44
7 Sonny Jurgensen 56
1 Michael Brokers 99

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Progression: Standard
1 Michael "MB" BrockersOgre15519Block, Strip Ball, Break Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 270008646120k (120+0k) 
2 Kyle FullerCatcher18238Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Guard 530500225100k (100+0k) 
3 Joe TheismannThrower16338Sure Hands, Pass 92100050k (0+0k) 
4 Terrance WestBlitzer18338Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blown520909570120k (120+0k) 
5 Eric ReidBlitzer37338Block, Shadowing, Side Step, Mighty Blow 1000030670k (70+0k) 
6 Billy "White Shoes" JohnsonCatcher28237Catch, Dodge 80000000k (0+0k) 
7 Sonny JurgensenThrower26438Block, Pro, Sure Hands, Tackle, Leader, Pass 55812115391130k (130+0k) 
8 Mick "The Slugga" KabluskiBlitzer26338Block, Dauntless, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow 200010280k (80+0k) 
9 Justin HunterCatcher39237Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Side Step 11040001270k (70+0k) 
10 John "45" NesserLineman16338Block, Tackle 19000242440k (40+0k) 
11 Rishard MatthewsCatcher46337Block, Tackle, Catch, Dodge, Side Step-ma, -ma5211201354110k (110+0k) 
12 Billy WinnLineman36338Block, Frenzy, Pro 201000360k (60+0k) 
14 Genarius BrownLineman66338Block 1100011720k (20+0k) 
15 Frank AlexanderLineman55338Tackle, Wrestle, Jump Up-ma430211002870k (70+0k) 
16 Bish "The Bash" BoshBlitzer45437Block, Tackle, Grab, Guard, Mighty Blow-ma, -ma, -av5102140193130k (130+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:The_Demon Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Kemperbad Knights Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1430k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11180000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1430k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:55 (32/13/10) |TD Diff:31 (88 - 57) |Cas Diff:34 (81/63/11 - 62/42/17)
Last Opponent: -Skar Bay Sharks-
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Altdorf Thunderbolts10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.03230
Averheim River Bandits22/0/02.0-0.53.0   2.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.01518
Barboza Bruisers11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.03428
Bilbali Rangers20/1/10.5-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   2.0   0.01316
Brionne Buccaneers21/1/01.5-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.5929
Broekwater Patriots10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-432
Carroburg Crimson Cascade11/0/03.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.025-12
Emsk Red Cardinals11/0/03.0-2.00.0   1.0   3.0-2.0   1.0   1.0339
Erengrad Vikings52/2/11.8-1.61.4   2.0   0.0-0.2   0.4   0.22529
Flashfurt Universe10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-3413
Fort Solace Griffins11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.009
Grenzburg Greenskins21/0/11.0-1.51.5   2.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   1.53641
Hargendorf Unicorns10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.05321
Irrana Avalanche21/1/01.5-1.00.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.515-1
Kislev White Wolves63/1/21.2-0.81.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.7   0.02835
Los Cabos Marauders65/0/11.8-0.81.3   1.2   0.3-1.5   0.8   0.22827
Marienburg Foxes10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.05855
Middenheim Classics11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.03327
Monte Castello Wreckers10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.03088
Muckenhof Manticores11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.03315
Norden Legion42/1/11.5-1.51.8   1.0   0.3-0.3   0.5   0.03131
Nuln Gunners11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.04045
Praag Grizzlies11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0617
Skar Bay Sharks66/0/02.3-0.52.3   0.8   0.5-0.5   0.2   0.52938
Talabheim Sluggers11/0/03.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.05147
Templehof Thunder10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.05038
Wolfenburg Wolfskins10/0/10.0-2.01.0   4.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-611
Wolfsbach Scimitars10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.02122
Total5532/13/101.6-1.01.5   1.1   0.2-1.1   0.8   0.32529