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Kentucky Burn Ban
P [L] Chaos Dwarf
The Kentucky Wildcats after many incidences of burning couches in downtown Lexington the city council demanded the University do something to deter this behavior. The solution they came up with....laughable but it is a constant reminder.

Rumors are that the name was a really a reminder of lost Dwarven coal miner jobs since the University was overwhelmed with Dwarves seeking to retrain for few remaining jobs. Most have become bitter with the loss of their industry and have looked to the forces of Chaos to save them. In between protest to raise the wages of their now minimum wages jobs they do manage to play some pretty good football.

Well I couldn't come up with much better after I goofed and put my planned team name in ranked by accident.

Winner Goober Bowl 2017 vs BU 2-1

1Bull Centaur BlitzerElam9111y
2Bull Centaur BlitzerNaquez92Gray
3Chaos Dwarf BlockerKash8221y
4Chaos Dwarf BlockerJordan9191y
5Chaos Dwarf BlockerEli9161y
6Chaos Dwarf BlockerLandon9181y
7Chaos Dwarf BlockerLove9111y
8Chaos Dwarf BlockerStenburg571y
9Hobgoblin RunnerSnell ya Later9261y
10Hobgoblin RunnerBone991y
11Hobgoblin RunnerKing90Red
12Hobgoblin RunnerBaity50Red
13Hobgoblin RunnerEdwards50Red
14Hobgoblin RunnerJuice30 Red

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Progression: Standard
1ElamBull Centaur Blitzer6429Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Dodgem160402016130k (0k) 
2NaquezBull Centaur Blitzer6429Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Break Tackle 160001212130k (130+20k) 
3KashChaos Dwarf Blocker5329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA, Mighty Blow 15000822670k (70+50k) 
4JordanChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 160001012570k (70+40k) 
5EliChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 600011770k (70+20k) 
6LandonChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw 160001023070k (70+50k) 
7LoveChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 16000522070k (70+40k) 
8StenburgChaos Dwarf Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 3000021070k (70+20k) 
9Snell ya LaterHobgoblin Runner6347+AG, Block, Sure Hands 165110003840k (40+80k) 
10BoneHobgoblin Runner6337Wrestle 16030101140k (40+20k) 
12BaityHobgoblin Runner6337  600000040k (40+0k) 
13WestryHobgoblin Runner6347+AG, Dodge 5530011940k (40+70k) 
14JuiceHobgoblin Runner6337Wrestle 1002000640k (40+20k) 
15McClainHobgoblin Runner6337  300000040k (40+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Wolvezzz Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1630k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:160000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1810k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:16 (8/4/4) |TD Diff:3 (23 - 20) |Cas Diff:28 (28/13/3 - 9/7/0)
Last Opponent: Notre Dame Flying Irish
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.02848
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00-3
Dwarf11/0/03.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.02919
Elven Union10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.02322
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.05.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.021-30
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0717
Human10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.099
Lizardman21/0/11.0-2.52.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-6-12
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-34-28
Norse21/1/01.5-1.01.5   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.01420
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.03834
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.01644
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-3-10
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0107
Total168/4/41.4-1.31.8   0.8   0.2-0.6   0.4   0.0109