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We Fink Wer Orks
Roster [X2] Amazon
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--> <div style="font-size: 1.6em; font-weight: bold;">We&nbsp;fink&nbsp;wer&nbsp;orks&nbsp;(an&nbsp;we&nbsp;iz&nbsp;gonna&nbsp;mash&nbsp;yoo&nbsp;good&nbsp;an&nbsp;proppa!)</div><!--



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--> <strong>We Fink Wer Orks</strong> is an Amazon<b>?</b> <!--
--> team that played in the <a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=647 title='SWL Group Page'>Southern Wastes League</a>. <!--

--> You'll not find a more confused group of amazons taking to the bloodbowl pitch, and sometimes this <!--
--> works to their advantage... No one expects mere girl to stand up on the line of scrimmage like a <!--

--> Black Orc, but that's just what these ladies loved to do.<!--

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--> <div style="font-size: 1.2em; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Starting out</div><!--

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--> The girls joined the SWL in season 12, playing in the regional divisions against a range of teams, <!--
--> starting out with ogres, and moving up from there! They joined the SWL to prove that orks are a force to <!--

--> be reckoned with, the SWL isn't all about elf-ball, and dwarf wrestling, but sometimes you can go <!--

--> somewhere in-between. A team like Orcs has the flexibility to grind elves into the ground, and run <!--

--> rings around dwarves (granted they will do so rather slowly, but you get the idea). Mostly though, <!--
--> they like to mash their opponents into the ground <i>"good an proppa like"</i> (hence the team's slogan).<!--

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--> <div style="font-size: 1.2em; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Glory Daze</div><!--

--> <p><!--
--> They quickly proved themselves, advancing from the regional divisions, to the conferences, and then <!--
--> immediately to the Premier division. Once they completed their third and fourth seasons, picking up <!--
--> third place, and then second place in Prem, people really started to take note. At the time of writing, <!--
--> they are still the only Amazon team to make their way into the Premier division of the SWL. <!--
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--> After this first run, they were knocked out of the premier division, where they took advantage of having <!--
--> a chance to strengthen the team in the less demanding conference division. The slower pace allowed them <!--
--> to focus on developing a well rounded team, which is something the team prides itself on. They returned <!--
--> to Premier once again, and picked up another second place, followed by a third place finish. Once again, <!--
--> the coveted title was just out of reach. <!--
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--> <div style="font-size: 1.2em; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Down but not out</div><!--

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--> This was the end of their intitial, very successful run in the SWL, as happens with any team, aging and <!--
--> injuries began catching up to the girls. For several seasons, they alternated between the Conference <!--
--> and Premier divisions, picking up trophies in Conferences, and then getting demolished in Premier. All the <!--
--> while, replacing player after player, just trying to rebuild the team. At the worst point, they went through <!--
--> a string of over 15 games (yep, that's two FULL seasons) replacing at least one dead or injured player every <!--
--> single match. Not many teams could have weathered through that sort of carnage, but their early success had <!--
--> garnered them quite a number of fans who continued to support them with just enough winnings to keep at it. <!--
--> </p><!--

--> <p><!--
--> Eventually, the flood of casualties subsided, and the team started getting back into shape. The money <!--
--> continued to flow in, however, it wasn't disappearing quite so quickly, at one point, they had amassed a <!--
--> whopping 340k in the bank!<!--
--> </p><!--

--> <div style="font-size: 1.2em; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Happy Endings</div><!--

--> <p><!--
--> Finally, in season 31, they joined the list of Premiership title holders in one of the most closely <!--
--> contested seasons for quite some time. It took all their savings, to hire a wizard (who became a near <!--
--> permanent part of their roster), and once or twice, they lashed out to bring Zara onto the pitch. <!--
--> Even throwing money around as they did, it still took a whole bunch of luck to take out some very <!--
--> unexpected wins against teams that were far stronger on paper. Regardless of how it came to pass, they <!--
--> deserve more than a little recognition for their achievement. <!--
--> </p><!--

--> <p><!--
--> And that, my friends, brings us to end of our tale.<!--
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--> <a title='Download (76 k)' href=http://users.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/we_fink_wer_orcs_icons.zip><img src="http://users.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/ork_icon_preview.gif"; /></a><br /><!--

--> <a title='Download (76 k)' href=http://users.adam.com.au/laviak/bbowl/we_fink_wer_orcs_icons.zip>Icon Pack</a> (76 k)<!--

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--> <i>Team pictures courtesy of <a href=http://www.shadowforge.com.au/>Shadowforge&nbsp;Miniatures</a>. Used without permission.</i><!--

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--> <td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=205118" title="Pretty Pitchas">Yearbook</a></td> <!--

--> <td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4982" title="Hall Of Fame">Hall&nbsp;Of&nbsp;Fame</a></td> <!--
--> <td><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/team.php?p_id=205118"; title="SWL Website">SWL&nbsp;Website</a> <br /> <!--

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--> <table width=100% id='history' style='border-collapse: collapse; border: solid 2px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5><tbody align=justify valign=top><!--

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--> <th colspan=2 align=left>Seasons XII to XXI</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Reg</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Conf</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Prem</th><!--

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--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season12 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=9740 title='Tournament Page'>Commissioner Twahn Memorial Regional League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season13 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XIII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=10617 title='Tournament Page'>Channel BB Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png alt=2nd title='Silver Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr><!--

--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season14 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XIV</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=11845 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/bronze_small.png alt=3rd title='Bronze Medal'></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season15 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XV</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=13012 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png alt=2nd title='Silver Medal'></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season16 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XVI</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=13827 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>6th</b></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season17 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XVII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=14569 title='Tournament Page'>Southside Stone Smashers Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--
--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season18 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XVIII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=15289 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png alt=2nd title='Silver Medal'></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season19 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XIX</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=16244 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/bronze_small.png alt=3rd title='Bronze Medal'></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--
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--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season20 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XX</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=17107 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>6th</b></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season21 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXI</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=17970 title='Tournament Page'>Southside Stone Smashers Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png alt=2nd title='Silver Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

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--> <th colspan=2 align=left>Seasons XXII to XXXI</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Reg</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Conf</th><!--

--> <th style='font-size: x-small; vertical-align:bottom'>Prem</th><!--

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--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season22 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=18730 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>5th</b></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season23 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXIII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=19744 title='Tournament Page'>Schiffer's Scissor Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season24 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXIV</a></td><!--

--> <td><b>(parked)</b></td><!--

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--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

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--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season25 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXV</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=21620 title='Tournament Page'>Snakefield Memorial Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season26 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXVI</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=22508 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>8th</b></td><!--

--> </tr> <!--
--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--
--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season27 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXVII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=23261 title='Tournament Page'>Gone's Slipper Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>6th</b></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

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--> <tr class=odd style="height:26px"><!--
--> <td><b>SWL Season XXVIII</b></td><!--

<td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season28 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXVIII</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=23856 title='Tournament Page'>Gone's Slipper Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--

--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--
--> <td><b>SWL Season XXIX</b></td><!--

<td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season29 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXIX</a></td><!--
--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=24464 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><b>6th</b></td><!--

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--> <td><b>SWL Season XXX</b></td><!--

<td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season30 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXX</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=25103 title='Tournament Page'>Gone's Slipper Conference League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/silver_small.png alt=2nd title='Silver Medal'></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> </tr> <!--
--> <tr class=even style="height:26px"><!--
--> <td><b>SWL Season XXXI</b></td><!--

<td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2980#season31 title='Summary Page'>SWL Season XXXI</a></td><!--

--> <td><a href=FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&p=tournaments&at=1&group=647&show=25762 title='Tournament Page'>Premier League</a></td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center>&nbsp;</td><!--

--> <td align=center><img src=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL/Images/gold_small.png alt=1st title='Gold Medal'></td><!--

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#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Flesh BurnaBlitzer6337Dodge, Block, Dauntless, Guard 14030211890k (143k) 
3 Kidnee BashaBlitzer7336Dodge, Block, +MA, Guard, Mighty Blow-av29260434390k (165k) 
4 Spine ThumpaBlitzer6337Dodge, Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow 24030522990k (133k) 
6 Grab SnatchaCatcher6337Dodge, Catch, Blockn1011001970k (100k) 
7 Silly ThrowaThrower6337Dodge, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate 34810111870k (125k) 
8 Krazy TossaThrower6337Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands 12230001170k (95k) 
9 Knee StompaLinewoman6337Dodge, Guard, Block, Kick 39330544250k (143k) 
10 Face SlappaLinewoman6337Dodge, Dirty Player, Side Step 34140112050k (128k) 
11 Arm BreakaLinewoman7347Dodge, Block, +MA, Tackle, +AG 451511415150k (180k) 
12 Leg BitahLinewoman7337Dodge, +MA 1501001850k (100k) 
13 Heart BreakaLinewoman6337Dodge, Block, Tacklen, m26120232650k (0k) 
14 Eye LikkaLinewoman6337Dodge, Block, Strip Ball, Dirty Player 29130333150k (153k) 
15 Knee SmashaLinewoman6337Dodge, Blockn1110001650k (75k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Laviak Re-Rolls (80k):6  
Race:Amazon Fan Factor:21  
Team Rating:207 / 194 Assistant Coaches:5  
Treasury:70000 Cheerleaders:0  
Team Value:1930k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:125 (69/18/38) |TD Diff:63 (188 - 125) |Cas Diff:-65 (118/108/57 - 173/126/49)
Last Opponent: Steve of the Dead