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Booty Pirate
P [R] Human






My in game philosophy...

I Bash and foul, and whilst bashing and fouling, I try to win by way of scoring more touchdowns than you.
If I feel that the win is beyond me for whatever reason, fine, I'll try to kill something to make your win as hollow as possible!
I love T16 fouling! You see I like blood as much as I like winning....
My strategy is very simple and on occassion (NUFFLE willing) very effective.

One more thing. I don't care how you play. I have no control over your tactics or playstyle.
I really don't care what you think of my tactics/gameplay either.
If it's within the rules, whats the point of moaning about it?



From Painstate's blog (I'm sure he won't mind)

Blood Sea Buccaneers sail to the rescue


It was calm day on the sea of Blood, the pirate cove was on the horizon. A full load of booty in the hold, rum kegs full and two wenches liberated from those low down traders in that run down ship two days past, but we do thank them for their rum and a keg of Bugmans XXXXX.

As the cove was half over on the horizon the outter banks were coming into view..."Tally Ho!!!, ship run aground on the banks, smoke and fire." Well more loot to be had or some fellow pirates meeting a grim end.

As the Bucs get closer they see the banner of the Booty Pirates, half burned and full of grapeshot. Looks like a grizzly end.

We drop anchor and head ashore. Half the lasses are laid out. Half naked, a huge blood bowl fight, maybe 2, had been had. We see a few of the booty crew have gone to meet davey jones in person, never a good thing.

As we wade on shore out of a lee-to under a scraggled coconut tree comes coach Calcium, his britches all tore up, his jerkin torn to rags. He must have a weeks worth of growth on his beard. "Not well met Calcium" I yell at him as he swaggers across the beach. "Nay, it is not so today but we are glad to finally run across some firendly faces on this beach." As the two coaches sit down I throw a few jars of Rum and some grub for the Booty gals. Obviously the gift is well recieved.

After a few swigs of the rum Calcium eyes me with a cold stare. "So whats the price to get us off this Sigmar forsaken beach and get my ship back up and running and get the ladies back to port?" Well I thought about it for a few swigs of my rum, decided to play this one straight up, no point kicking a captain when he is down. "Well standard fare Calcium, 50% of your next 4 matches or 100,000 GC when we make port and you are back on your feet. Dont give me that smile about those new fandangled spiralling expenses crap, a straight cut before your cost." Calcium gave a loud laugh at that one."You think I will have to worry about spiraling expenses after those undead scumm ripped my gals apart and that ogre team, who came ashore looking to beat us when we were undermanned, sent two of my lasses to the saw bones, never to play again? Ok the bargain is done. I dont like to owe anybody anything, I will have to dip into my personeal stash and pay you at the pub when we get back to pirates cove, 100,000 crown."

PainState and Calcium both pull back their rum flasks and seal the deal. The rest of the day the two crews get to work and shore up the Booty Girls ship and next day under tow they make it back to the cove.

As the Buccaneers were heading back out to sea the Booty Pirates were still in recovery mode and trying to piece their ship and team back together. It might be some time at the cove but they will once again get their ship righted and back out to the open sea looking for adventure on the blood bowl pitches.

Good luck Booty Pirates, our ships will cross path once more Iam sure.


HISTORY OF THE 'BOOTY PIRATES'
Created in honour of my past failed Pirate themed teams, and also in honour of the awesome Blood Sea Buccaneers!
Truly a superpower of the Blood Bowl Seas!

Respect is due to my favourite girl team, the simply stunning New Baby Dollz
Sorry for my insane luck in This game!

HAIL!!! The mightiest team in FUMBBL...Onwards to HELL! The legendary suicidal Hellbound Charioteers!

The bravest PRO ELVES in FUMBBL! You'll never walk alone!

My 3rd game with the High Princes will be EPIC!

Sometimes a LOSS is a total Victory, isn't it Neo?

It's a well known fact that Stormtroopers die easily! That's what you get for wearing plastic white armour silly Cloggy!

Certainly one of my Best results with the 'Booty' girls! I consider it a win even managing to keep up with this coach!

Total Bloodbath against Nekron's Chaos Dwarfs!

awesome Game against the legendary Cloverfield Corpse Carriers!

The booty pirates 100th game!

Ken's Woodies give my girls a right going over in a no holds barred Mud Wrestling Match!

I don't know how I managed to draw against Falcone's Nasty Elves!

The Booty Girls Darkest Hour - Yes...this result HURT! I will have my Revenge!

GLT folorn races qualifier 3 - 1st Round
through by the skin of my teeth against the Agile Bones!

Drunken Sailor becomes the Pirate's 1st Legend!

Ran ashore by star power in the GLT Folorn races Qualifier #3!

SHIPWRECKED by the Cloverfield Corpse Carriers - will the booty girls recover?

Painstate saves the sinking HMS Booty Pirate! See 'Thx Painstate'

The ship refit goes ahead of schedule!

Arktoris' Vamps are scary!

Jan 2012-WO warmup
I get Smashed by woodies, then I tear apart lizards...the seas are choppy sometimes :)

May 2012 - GLT VIII Old Teams Qualifier I - round 1
Up against the empire commanded by darth Jock, the Booty Girls pull of an amazing win!

May 2012 - GLT VIII Old Teams Qualifier I - round 2
An easy victory against the very highly fancied Helena High - BooAhl walked the plank crying!

HAIL! - Clearly the Hellbound ones continue to play too soft!

Blood Sea Buccaneers sail into a Booty Broadside!

The Booty Girls are triumphant! XFL VIII Human CHAMPIONS!

Booty Pirate sail into their 2nd XFL Final!

Almost pirates! XFL runner up

200th game! Nothing like dishing out a Beatdown after a 3 month layoff!






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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Bosun BabeBlitzer7338Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut, Jump Up, Frenzy 5506061315590k (90+110k) 
2 Capt. WillsBlitzer7348Block, Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard, +AG, Tackle, Juggernaut-ma80829041922290k (90+150k) 
3Molly RogerBlitzer7437Block, Dodge, +ST, Mighty Blow, Side Step, Guard-av78118031514290k (90+150k) 
4ScarlettBlitzer8338Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dodge, +MA, Tackle 3501501138290k (90+120k) 
5Total RankerThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass 201000370k (70+0k) 
61st Mate PainstateLineman6338Dirty Player 7100021150k (50+20k) 
7 Irene 'Cannonball' McRoidyOgre5529Loner, Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 240004113140k (140+20k) 
8Full AheadLineman6338Dirty Player, Block, Tackle 56010564350k (50+60k) 
9PressGangedLineman6328Kick, Leader, Guard-ag70010553850k (50+80k) 
10 Hellbound CharioteerLineman6338  1100000050k (50+0k) 
11Thar She BlowsLineman6338Block, Dauntless, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball 9822041712550k (50+110k) 
12Wendy WooooLineman6328 -ag1700010250k (50+0k) 
13Bottle 'O' RummLineman6328Dirty Player-ag2120011950k (50+20k) 
14North StarLineman5338 -ma1500010250k (50+0k) 
15Walk the PlankLineman6338Guard, Block, Tackle, Dauntless 77120675450k (50+90k) 
16StudBabeLineman6338Guard 1001001850k (50+30k) 
16 players  
Coach:Calcium Re-Rolls (100k):4  
Race:Human Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:2410k Assistant Coaches:2  
Treasury:110000 Cheerleaders:2  
Tournament Weight:2410k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:200 (105/38/57) |TD Diff:68 (308 - 240) |Cas Diff:475 (475/304/108 - 244/111/57)
Last Opponent: Quixote