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Blackwater Glee Club
P [L] Chaos Chosen
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Chavo, you are a disgusting lucker. Someone do the odds of 3 skill ups giving that result... I'm sure it's more than 1:300
- Fortis, in response to the early +AG rolls...

The problem is Chavo's team. There, that's what we're discussing. I think it's pretty gross for Reggies but I don't have a problem with how he went about getting it.
- Fortis.

I don't actually think there is anything wrong with Chavo's team or what he had to do to get it ready. He hasn't churned players looking for doubles, he hasn't minimised FF.
- Fortis.

Right, well good for him really. The journeymen do count towards the 1300 (I even checked) so I hardly see the problem there. Going by the "past players" list he hasn't even sacked any healthy players! (not that I think people shouldn't be allowed to do that anyway, indeed they might need to to fit under the cap)
- Irgy.

See that last sentence I don't really agree with. I don't have time to play 14 games in just a few weeks, and I shouldn't need to for a one-game-a-week league.
~snip~
I don't begrudge Chavo using the time available though, good for him.
- Irgy, in response to the 14 ToB games played in just over 48 hours.

So I'm heading up to the conferences (shudder). At least I avoid Chavo's monsters Very Happy
- ramchop.

I would have thought that Chavo's point above, that no one else has done it in all the years he has been a blooder, and that he has only done it to show a flaw in the system, would actually mean that there ISN'T really a flaw?
Especially given that no one will admit (in this thread at least) to actually having a problem with what Chavo has done...
- coombz.

And while the rest of the world worries about the rise of ISIS in the Middle East, the Southern Wastes are concerned with the growing threat of the Glee Club in the Regionals..."
- Karnov.

Chaco is laughing his ass off reading this.
- Expert commentary from Semitence, the supercoach.

SWL LIX - 2/0/5, 7th place.

Match #1 - Cavs too good for debuting Glee Club, are the they pink elephant of Blackwater?
Match #2 - Glee Club takes Cocksville beating on the chin, season in jeopardy already.
Match #3 - GC season as disarray, as Wanderers outmuscle, outhustle and outplay. Blackwater sign 5 journeymen for next clash.
Match #4 - 4 dead as Athel Loren outlasts Blackwater. In more tragic news, GC coach confirmed as not among the dead.
Match #5 - Blackwater defeat Maniacs in bottom-of-the-table clash, as Scott is sidelined again. Is 33 turns in 5 games enough from the leader?
Match #6 - Glee Club make it 2 in a row with win over Sinners. Perhaps this season isn't a total loss.
Match #7 - Deites just too good, as Glee Club season confirmed as a total loss.

Season fan base increased from FF6 to FF7.

SWL LX - 5/2/0, Champions.

Match #1 - Shadows outboxed as Blackwater turn in complete masterclass in season opener.
Match #2 - Heralds heroics not enough as Glee Club win 2-1 in clinical performance.
Match #3 - Blackwater lose promising star as Maniacs hold Glee Club to draw.
Match #4 - Glee Club lucky to share points with Deities, as the 1-man Halford show saves the day with 13 SPP.
Match #5 - Puggy fails to shine for Kiddies, as the big 4 star for Blackwater in 3-0 victory.
Match #6 - Turn 12 scrimmage failure costs Greenstars, as Glee Club turn a shorthanded 7-11 into a 10-4 advantage for a 2-1 win.
Match #7 - Glee Club clinch maiden regional title as Unicorns are left to consider force for next season.

Season fan base increased from FF7 to FF11.

SWL LXI - 1/0/0.

Match #1 - Whalekillers left high and dry as Glee Club deliver complete performance.
Match #2 -
Match #3 -
Match #4 -
Match #5 -
Match #6 -
Match #7 -

Season fan base increased from FF11 to FF12.

Hall of Fame

SWL All Star Season LIX.
Damien 'Shake it off' Halford


LIX Rising-Stars
Damien Halford (c) Blackwater Glee Club

LX Rising-Stars
Damien Halford (c) Blackwater Glee Club
Mickey 'Disturbia' Danzig Glee Club
Dan 'Asereje' Rollins Glee Club

Season LIX Bronze Knuckledusters: Damien "Shake it off" Halford
Season LX Bronze Knuckledusters: Damien "Shake it off" Halford
Season LX Bronze Fists: Damien "Shake it off" Halford
Season LX Bronze Bronxe Star: Mickey "Disturbia" Danzig

The Unofficial SWL Season LIX Team Awards!
Reggies:
SPP (126): Blackwater Glee Club

The Unofficial SWL Season LX Team Awards!
Reggies:
Turns (1145): Blackwater Glee Club
Cas (35): Blackwater Glee Club
SPP (154): Blackwater Glee Club
Blocks/Cas (8.6): Blackwater Glee Club
Kills (7): Blackwater Glee Club



who is the reigning champ?

- who is the reigning champ around here?
- SWL winner, DIBBL winner, etc.
- in your heart you know the answer

the champ of the thunderdome silly

- it is the one and the same, naturally

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Mike "Super Bass" SatchelChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw 4632024582100k (100+100k) 
2 Andrew "Starships" CornellChosen Blocker5539Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, +ST, Extra Arms 702210544193100k (100+150k) 
3 Damien "Shake it off" HalfordChosen Blocker5438Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle, Juggernaut-av813901073259100k (100+120k) 
4 Dan "Asereje" RollinsChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Jump Up, Grabn, n79380914229100k (100+130k) 
5 Dave "PokerFace" DickinsonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 19110111160k (60+20k) 
6 Drew "Dr Jones" De La RochaBeastman Runner6557Horns, +AG, +ST, Block, +AG, Sure Hands, +ST-av815430161020860k (60+220k) 
7Stuart "Survivor" DioBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 201001860k (60+20k) 
8 Neil "Waka Waka" KilmisterBeastman Runner6338Horns, Wrestle, Tackle, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle 602601288460k (60+110k) 
9 Allan "Anaconda" ArayaBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 701001860k (60+20k) 
10 Stewart "I Love it" BarnesBeastman Runner6338Horns, Leapn8100021160k (60+30k) 
11 Scott "Oops" OsbourneBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow 9100031660k (60+40k) 
12 Tanya "I'm Blue" MustaineBeastman Runner8348Horns, +AG, Wrestle, +MA, +MA, Sure Hands 58173010412960k (60+140k) 
14 John "Fancy" HudsonBeastman Runner5338Horns, Block, Mighty Blow-ma25020222060k (60+40k) 
16 Rupert "Friday" TankianBeastman Runner6338Horns 300010260k (60+0k) 
14 players  
Coach:Foad Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Chaos Chosen Fan Factor:10  
Team Value:2530k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:270000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2530k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:84 (47/12/25) |TD Diff:37 (148 - 111) |Cas Diff:204 (202/118/51 - 92/55/20)
Last Opponent: Steaked