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Sewer Rat Samurai
Roster [X] Skaven

Comin' straight outta South-Central Cathay, these non-bashy Rats are strict followers of Bushido and would just as soon light you up as punch your lights out. Although they're more honorable than most Skaven you'll ever meet (except <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1369904>Iron Mike</a>...some rats you just can't reach), they still dabble with the Warpstone here and there. But every mutation as a result of those dabblings is used to play the game higher, faster, and harder. No freakish Claws, Razors, or big mutant Rats here. These guys are all about adrenaline. (ok, so killing a runt now and then is a rush too, but that's different......) Keep an eye out, cuz these Rats are on fire!

~Due to dire consequences (excessive ageing primarily) the Samurai requested aid from the Ruling Council in Edo. The Emperor was sent to rectify the problem.~

<u>Memorable Matches</u>
-2nd game ever vs. these <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=523151>Halfers</a>. They probably should have stayed at home.
-a small advantage vs. some Dark Elves turned into a <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=608125>blowout and bloodbath</a>. All injuries were legal, of course.
-playing a +ST-laden Amazon team star linerat Half Nelson was killed. The resulting <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1122742>carnage</a> was a sight to behold.
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1174615>over matched</a> against a superior Wood Elf team, the Samurai let their fists do the talking.

<u>Unpleasantly Memorable Matches:</u>
-We ran into a bunch of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=619430>Amazons</a>, actually ONE Amazon Blitzer. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=696580>Jenny</a> singlehandedly turned the team from contender to roadkill. 2 kills, 2 SI (niggles), and 2 BHs.
-A pretty good game vs. Orcs turns into <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=663808>this</a>. Started great, ended in catastrophy. 3 fallen heroes to bury.
-not often we get <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=671469>hammered</a> like this. The Hag Graef Demons gave us a beatdown all around.
-<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1155413>another game</a> we shouldn't have played.

<b><u> STOP THE MADNESS!!</u></b>
After 42 games I had EIGHT Gutters, two Stormvermin, and a Ratogre niggle from ageing. Seven of the Gutters on or before 31SPPs, one at 51, the Ratogre and a Stormvermin at 6. Ageing does what opponents can't.

HALL OF FAME
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1438424>Double Wide and Fast</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1369889>The Pimpslap Kid</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1369842>Mr. Contagious</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1652067>Mouthful of Meth</a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1369837>The Malignant Shogun</a>

31-7-12 after 50 games.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=120583>Yearbook</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Son of Sam
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +AG, Block, Safe Throw, Pass Block
 n 39 70 2 0 0 2 86/176 190k
(183)k
  
2
Warlord Nobunaga
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   29 0 2 0 14 2 44/51 150k
(158)k
  
3
Warlord Yamamoto
Storm Vermin
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, +AG
   34 1 2 0 17 3 56/76 190k
(188)k
  
4
"Nose Candy
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Very Long Legs
   2 0 4 0 0 0 12/16 110k
(138)k
  
5
Trippin' on X
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   28 1 7 0 0 3 37/51 140k
(158)k
  
6
Rohypnol and Rum
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge
+MA
   9 1 2 1 0 0 9/16 110k
(138)k
  
7
The Blumpkin King
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block
   4 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 100k
(125)k
  
9
Straight Tossin'
Thrower
7 4 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +ST, Strong Arm, Block
   27 53 2 0 2 1 68/76 190k
(220)k
  
10
Meat for the Meat Eaters!
Lineman
7 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
11
Buggery for Breakfast
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
12
This rat will not last long
Lineman
7 3 3 7   7 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 50k
(55)k
  
13
Almost as Unlucky as the Last Guy
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Kick, Tackle, Pass Block
 -ma 63 2 2 0 10 8 68/76 130k
(130)k
  
14
Baby Bigglesworth
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   15 1 0 0 4 3 24/31 90k
(100)k
  
15
Teenage Finger Puppets
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(75)k
  
16
The Emperor
Rat Ogre
5 5 2 8
Big Guy, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
 -ma 30 0 0 0 18 2 46/51 190k
(180)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: SixFootDwarf Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:76 (38/12/26) |TD Diff:22 (185 - 163) |Cas Diff:-22 (77/49/30 - 85/59/34)
Last Opponent: Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy