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Founded by IQ, on the eastern edge of the World's Edge Mountains. Founded is a bit strong. IQ was playing with a boulder in one hand and a gobbo in the other, to see which one weighed more, his head or the gobbo (what do you expect, he's a troll), when 3 troll slayer scum noticed he was doing nobody any harm so decided to kill him because they have a problem with the world and if they have a problem, everyone else has to know about it. Get a grip. We all have problems but we don't all have to dye our hair, don warpaint and kill the first stupid looking lumbering thing we come across. If we all did the world would be a very odd place and there wouldn't be many soccer players or fans left. Hmm I'll let you decide the merits on that. ANYWAY. The stunty homo repressors killed him good and proper. He realised his head was heavier just as it rolled gently off his shoulders onto his hand. Instinctively he tried to put it back on but couldn't without someone switching the lights back on (stick with it), until he felt someone put it back on his shoulders and obligingly switched the lights back on. The first thing he saw was the pleasant complection of Chief Gratz, head of the Rawclaws (a reasonably successful warband), and 3 dead dwarves, looking rather startled. So happy that someone actually took notice of him, IQ picked up Gratz and threw him up in the air about 27 feet (but in Orc - lots or high). Gratz pushed his shoulder back into joint and that's how the Bombastic-fantastics were born. On the way to their first match IQ threw some of the boyz at passing carriages, from hidden cover (what baggage guard is gonna be prepared for flying orcs). When he ran out of ammo he grabbed the closest gobbo and that's when the rest of the Tastics discovered his need to atleast lick a gobbo before he threw it. On this occasion he licked it to death. The only gobbo who would go near him, after this, was Snaggrot and who's currently the water-boy, who is considering his contractual options. The Tastics are the type of team whose defence sucks, they always seem to be coming from behind (get that out of your mind now you dirty rodents) and just manage to equalise. It seems they are always arguing over who has the ball, or who's shoes have more human or corpses on them or maybe they are just not good enough. As for IQ, he likes to look at the stars at night and wonders how he got where he is today. Today, yesterday, tomorrow he hasn't got a clue, until one of the others leads him from the pitch. Dumb-arse. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Dodge, Block |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 28/ | 130k
(80+50)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Dodge, Guard |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 19/ | 130k
(80+50)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle, Dodge |
15 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 18/ | 130k
(80+50)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
15 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, Accurate |
14 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 25/ | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Dirty Player |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/ | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Block, +ST |
12 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 20/ | 150k
(80+70)k |
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| 14 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Break Tackle |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 150k
(110+40)k |
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| Games Played: | 15 (9/5/1) | | | TD Diff: | 14 (23 - 9) | | | Cas Diff: | 23 (17/9/10 - 8/5/0) |
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| Last Opponent: Shank Shank | |||||||