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<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 13</span>
Commissioner Twahn Regional League (Runners Up)
Crash Twahnlow Champs: Squirrel Grippa (3) Maori Sidestep-Fun (3)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 14</span>
Corporate Fraudsters Conference (Runners Up)
After a bad start to their debut in the conferences the Crash stormed home, narrowly missing out on the wildcard promotion to premier.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (6)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 15 - Southside Stone Smashers Conference</span>
The Crash struggled with major premier contenders Carlton United and the REALLY High Elves. We finished 3rd on countback, our worst placing ever despite a scoring more TD spree of a season (for us !). At least we maintained our perfect run of 4-1-2 seasons.
Star Blitzer Oncomin Truk became the Crash's first ever Pro Bowl player this season too.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (10)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 16 - Manic Mammalians Conference</span>
This season the Crash lost one of their stalwarts, 25 game veteran Spear Tackla ended his career alive but in need of a peg-leg after being smashed by Northern Blight blitzer Nikoliev 'Shloss!' Sazzeyev. Tackla will serve out at least this season as assistant manager. They also fought their way to a 6-1 record and the Premier Division !
Pyle Dryvah made the Pro Bowl player this season too, and was the Crash's Twahnlow Champ, equalling Trukkos' 10 vote record.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 17 - SWL Premier</span>
So we've Crashed Prem, and it looks like its off to a tough start...stays tough through the middle...and ends up damn tough. We opened with a win and the death of three Crash greats, spelling doom for the rest of the Crash season. But the doom was short-lived, and some handy wins against the Adepts and Eternal Rage have cemented the (usual) Runner's Up spot for the perennial (and very, very ugly) bridesmaids. Only a miracle of Nuffle could see the Crash take the title though.
<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="2"><tr><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Opponent</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Result</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Score</span></td></tr><tr><td>KFC</td><td>W</td><td>2-0 </td></tr><tr><td>Sinister Duskriders</td><td>L</td><td>1-2</td></tr><tr><td>Slumbering Skink</td><td>L</td><td>0-2</td></tr><tr><td>Ankh Morpork City Watch</td><td>W</td><td>Ft.</td></tr><tr><td>Zen Adepts</td><td>W</td><td>2-1</td></tr><tr><td>Eternal Rage</td><td>W</td><td>2-0</td></tr><tr><td>Carlton United</td><td></td><td></td></tr></table>
<table><tr><td colspan=2 style='text-align: center; font-style: italic;'>Twahnlow Table</td></tr><tr><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Player</td><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Votes</td></tr><tr><td>Pyle Dryvah</td><td style='text-align: right;'>9</td></tr><tr><td>Squirrel Grippa</td><td style='text-align: right;'>3</td></tr><tr><td>Oncomin Truk R.I.P.</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Knut Grabbla</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Yur Eyegouger</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr><tr><td>Nutshot Yield</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  32 0 1 0 15 2 43/51 140k
(143)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  32 0 1 0 8 4 39/51 140k
(143)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  7 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 100k
(100)k
 
5
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
  25 18 2 0 2 3 43/51 130k
(150)k
 
6
Thrower
5 3 4 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +AG, Pass Block
-av 31 33 2 0 1 4 61/76 170k
(178)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
  3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(105)k
 
8
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro
  30 1 6 0 12 3 58/76 160k
(170)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard
m 28 0 6 0 5 1 33/51 150k
(0)k
 
10
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, +ST, Guard
  27 0 8 0 11 1 51/76 190k
(210)k
 
11
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST
  11 1 4 0 0 0 13/16 100k
(125)k
 
12
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
  9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(100)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bacillen Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (20/3/9) |TD Diff:23 (54 - 31) |Cas Diff:48 (44/36/13 - 20/19/6)
Last Opponent: Eternal Rage