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Retired [4] Chaos

The herd was restless. The warp moon had not yet risen and already there had been numerous fights to the death. Shaman Gurul Minotaurbane waited patiently, an attribute unknown to his race, under the ten meter high obsidian herdstone where they gathered to worship the Chaos powers.

Grisly trophies adorned the herdstone. Numerous skulls and bones hung from chains or were lashed on with barbed wire. Rotten pieces of equipment and gnawed bones covered the small knoll and spread out into the adjoining clearing.

Then at last, the warp moon could be seen rising over the sinister mountain Toppunblug, where the Dragon-Ogres played. Gurul raised his shaggy arms to the sky and began to bray in a high-pitched cacophonic rumble.

Other Beastmen joined in until the herdstone trembled as the resonance of their voices caused the air to shudder in sympathetic vibration.

A figure emerged from the woods. It was huge, it towered over the forest yet left no destruction in its path. It was an gigantic minotaur, easily five times larger than the largest abomination Gurul had ever seen. The beastmen, continued their wordless chant though at a much subdued level, as they parted to make way for the Avatar.

The Avatar stomped forth to the herdstone. It stood tall over the black jagged rock. In one hand it held a huge pile of skulls. In the other hand a heap of helmets. Facing the beastmen the minotaur Avatar violently threw the skulls high into the air, and then almost gently tossed the team helmets at the stunned horned assemblage.

It motioned Gurul forward and gave to him a whistle carved into the screaming face of some ugly human. Realization of its implications stuck Gurul suddenly and he grunted in approval.

He raised the whistle to his black lips and blew loudly into it as the minotaur Avatar nodded approvingly. It was time for some drills, beginning with some simple ball-handling...

<img src=http://www.bloodbowl.org/gallery/BB_chaos_team_lilapause1.jpg>


13 Games later

Gurul held his shaggy beast head in his furred paws. The team was allright, nothing special. And yet the chaos powers had somehow taken ahold of him and he watched a helpless prisoner in his own mind as he watched himself enroll the Behemoths in the Loki invitational, one of the Champions Club Racial tournies. They had a few weeks of practices left, then it was off to the 8 man show.


Then came <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1249245> the ill-fated game. </a href>
There was a sickening snapping sound as <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3126379> Ragnorak Doomsday </a href> fell awkwardly on top of the zombie he had just blocked. Gurul brayed in horror. His protege!!! He had found a suitable ogre trained him well, and in two games had accumulated 20 spp as well as benefiting from the effects of increased agility. Gurul sighed. He had a week to go, and his team was shredded.


The <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1264478> Loki invitational </a href> did not go over well. The team was decimated to nine active players, with only seven fielded for their next game. On the plus side the core players had little sustained injuries, only a linebeast with an agility decrease.

Gurul stormed into the teams locker room and ranted at them following an embarrasing loss 3-1 to a brand new Vampire team in their next recovery game. It didn't matter the Behemoths only had seven players on the field, he ranted, they were each twice as good as any damn thrall and surely our mighty chaos warriors were equal to any crapola vamipre. The team hung its head in shame.

Gurul butted his heads with his opposing coach in a cheery congratulatory manner. It had been a hard fought match, but as the Behemoths and their opponents, seen pie rotting, a Rotter team, limped off the pitch he couldn't help but feel a bit satisfied with a 2-0 victory in the first round of 145 KO cup. No permanent damage taken, and despite facing a tough dwarfen opponent in the next round, his most experienced Chaos Warrior had trained up in the Tackle skill.

<table style='border-spacing:0px;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:1em;background:white;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='text-align:center;background:black;color:white;'><th colspan='16'>Current Players</th></tr><tr><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF00;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096427'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' title='Amarin Templedefiler' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFBB;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3197229'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Madgrunt Foamer' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFBB;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3153649'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Deathtongue Bitter' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096430'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Stugun Tzzangor' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3277633'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Scrimmage Buster' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/empty.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFBB;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096433'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Fabrik Pestigor' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3210366'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Hobble Crippler' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF00;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Tangledfur Heavyhoof' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3222962'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Varmit Evileye' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3257739'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Shorn Whirlwind' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/empty.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3098337'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' title='Count Udo Deathblow' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF00;'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3100715'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' title='Gannock Terroreck' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/empty.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/empty.gif' title='empty' /></td></tr><tr style='text-align:center;background:black;color:white;'><th colspan='16'>Past Players</th></tr><tr><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096436'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Gorvore Gravesinger' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Stenchbole Dampfur' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096437'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Angrax Fellpool' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096429'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Varmit Mottledfur' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFBB'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3098092'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' title='Brak Corruptheart' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096432'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Horgor Khorngor' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096431'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Slathos Slaangor' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096434'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Orns Bluesnout' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3153948'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Claw Greathorror' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3206868'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' title='Darien Lostroad' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFF55'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3126379'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2632.gif' title='Ragnorak Doomsday' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;background:#FFFFFF'><a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3130212'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' title='Anbreak Femursplinter' /></a></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/dead.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/dead.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/dead.gif' title='empty' /></td><td style='text-align:center;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/dead.gif' title='empty' /></td></tr><tr><th style='background:#FFFFFF' colspan='2'>0-5</th><th style='background:#FFFFBB' colspan='2'>6-15</th><th style='background:#FFFF55' colspan='2'>16-30</th><th style='background:#FFFF00' colspan='2'>31-50</th><th style='background:#FFCC00' colspan='2'>51-75</th><th style='background:#FF7700' colspan='2'>76-125</th><th style='background:#FF3300' colspan='2'>126-175</th><th style='background:#FF0000' colspan='2'>176+</th></tr></table>


<table style='border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;font-size:1em;border:1px solid black;'><tr style='background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;'><th>Top</th><th>Name</th><th>#</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Games</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096433'>Fabrik Pestigor</a></td><th>24</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Completions (27)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'>Tangledfur Heavyhoof</a></td><th>7</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Touchdowns (19)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096427'>Amarin Templedefiler</a></td><th>4</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Interceptions (3)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096430'>Stugun Tzzangor</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096433'>Fabrik Pestigor</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'>Tangledfur Heavyhoof</a></td><th>1</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Casualties (36)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3100715'>Gannock Terroreck</a></td><th>7</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Most Valuable Player (24)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096427'>Amarin Templedefiler</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'>Tangledfur Heavyhoof</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096437'>Angrax Fellpool</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3100715'>Gannock Terroreck</a></td><th>3</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Star Player Points (282)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3100715'>Gannock Terroreck</a></td><th>37</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Rushing (482)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'>Tangledfur Heavyhoof</a></td><th>163</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Passing (24)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a></td><th>8</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Blocks (916)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3098337'>Count Udo Deathblow</a></td><th>115</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Fouls (3)</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2629.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096427'>Amarin Templedefiler</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096429'>Varmit Mottledfur</a></td><th>1</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Scoring Thrower</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a></td><th>3</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Blocking Thrower</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a></td><th>4</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>Blocking Scorer</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a></td><th>3</th></tr><tr class="odd"><th style='text-align:left;'>Triple</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096428'>Stenchbole Dampfur</a></td><th>3</th></tr><tr class="even"><th style='text-align:left;'>All-rounder</th><td><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096430'>Stugun Tzzangor</a><br /><div style='text-align:center;width:38px;display:inline-block;'><img src='http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/icons/2630.gif' /></div> <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3096435'>Tangledfur Heavyhoof</a></td><th>1</th></tr></table>



WE WORSHIP CHAOS UNDIVIDED

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Dodge, Stand Firm, Block
  24 2 4 0 1 3 31/ 180k
(160)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Big Hand
  6 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 90k
(85)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
  10 1 0 0 3 2 17/ 100k
(115)k
 
4
Beastman
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Guard
-ag 24 3 2 1 4 1 24/ 100k
(105)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard
  25 1 0 1 0 2 13/ 80k
(95)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG, Stand Firm, Guard
  24 7 2 1 1 3 32/ 150k
(150)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
13
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
  21 2 1 0 4 1 18/ 140k
(138)k
 
14
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  19 2 2 0 7 3 37/ 160k
(153)k
 
12 players  
Coach: onionking Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1520k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (4/8/13) |TD Diff:-20 (19 - 39) |Cas Diff:-10 (17/20/2 - 26/11/12)
Last Opponent: Scythe of Anubis