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Dirty Rotten Rascals
P [R] Goblin

After a long career as higway robbers, the Trolls Big Mama ad Big Papa was captured by the coach for the infamous amazon team the New Baby Dollz. He eyed them over as they where regenerating their wounds. In a cage next to them was a big bunch of assorted goblins that he had bought from an orc tribe in the Badlands. The noise in the warehouse was extremely loud, and as soon as the trolls woke up properly the coach motioned for one of his guards, a large arabyan eunuch wearing two big pistols. With a thunder the eunuch discharged his pistols into the goblins, killing four and maiming another three. All noise stopped instantly and the coach started talking:

"My name is Pirrekurr, you might now me as Pirrekurr the Mighty, Pirrekurr the Beautiful or even as Pirrekurr the Merciful. I am all this and more and I have decided to start coaching a goblin blood bowl team. Those of you who wants to join the team raise an arm."

One of the goblins screamed:
"Why would we want to play in YOUR team?"

As soon as he had uttered the words an arrow flew from a small halfling guard hitting the goblin in the throat. Blood gushed all over as the coach started to speak again:

"He did not want to join up, again I wonder who wants to join my team?"

In a flash 16 arms, hands and claws were raised...

Teams retired:
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Mama
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+ST
   18 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 160k
(110+50)k
  
2
Big Papa
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   17 0 0 0 11 1 27/31 150k
(110+40)k
  
3
Slick
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   17 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
4
Wings
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -st, -av 16 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
5
Smiley-Ray Cyrus
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Jack-O
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
   9 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
7
Hiphopper
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Happee
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
The Count von Monocle
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   4 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Uglee
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 -ma 15 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Gizmoe
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Gargoyle the Ravenous
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 6 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(0)k
  
13
Olde Dirtee Bastarde
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   8 1 2 0 1 1 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Sharp Teef
Goblin
6 2 1 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ag, -ag 14 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Nifves
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pirrekurr Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1440k (±450) Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (4/2/12) |TD Diff:-18 (18 - 36) |Cas Diff:-40 (20/4/10 - 42/25/7)
Last Opponent: Na Na Na