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Nasty Fists
P [R] Goblin
Nasty Fists
Small scale mayhem and madness from the coast of the Black Gulf since 2011


Kalleradd Greasespine
Kalleradd Greasespine of Yellow Eye Tribe is the owner and the founder of Nasty Fists. In his youth he was athletic talent of the long forgotten orc team. Unfortunately sprained ankle ended his promising player career. As he stil loved (if a greenskins even can feel love) blood bowl he started new career selling Orca-Cola and 'hot snotlings' in the matches. That made him a huge pile of money - the money (plus the generous support from the famous 'KO! Magazine') which he used to make his dream come true: his own blood bowl team.

Orvo the Motorhawk
Since young beardling Orvo had felt like there was a little greenskin living inside his dwarven head. He always liked to pull pranks on his co-workers in the iron mines of Karak Hirn. Beacause of excessive pranking Orvo finally got himself fired and thrown out of the stronghold of Karak Hirn on his 64th birthday. He spent the following year wandering around the Black Mountains and finally end up working several years as a ferryman of River Treblecz. While working there he heard a rumour that the rising goblin blood bowl team was in need of a skilful head couch. Even though Orvo had neither earlier experience in coaching nor in blood bowl, that was the moment the goblin inside him took the lead and since he turned 68 he has led the mighty team Nasty Fists.

But the origin of his sobriquet 'the Motorhawk' remains unknown...

Olof Grudge-Bearer
Olof's backround is quite unclear and all that is really known is that he joined the team before the 27th game of Nasty Fists. You should consider yourself lucky if he only growls something mean-sounding in Khazalid (=dwarven language) to you if you ask him about his past life in dwarven society and why on earth he is working as apothecary in the goblin blood bowl team. Unlike Orvo (and as excepted), Olof feels deep and strong hatred towards "grobi" (for those of you that are not longbeards; that's goblin in Khazalid). As you propably very well understand, curing the wounds and bonefractures of goblins (and especially) trolls is truly demotivating career for a proud dwarf and it may even be seen in his eyes when he operates the team members.

Sometimes the scalpel perhaps slips on purpose...


GameInjured PlayerOriginal InjuryAfter Treatment
#27Haasyk KOStayed on the field
#28Glutton II Smashed hipFully recovered
#29Glutton II Fractured skullDamaged back
#31Koreraj Speedy II Broken ribsBroken ribs

Player nameRemembered asCareer lengthSPPs

Lersil
Rising talent12 matches30

Hajasyk
* First vice captain of Nasty Fists
* Scorer of the first 'OTTTMTD' of Nasty Fists'
recoreded history
30 matches16

Haaasyk
* Last original member of the team
* Original team captain
38 matches19

Longest Streaks
Winning3
Unbeaten4
Without Win10
Losing10
Scoring10
Not Scoring3

Top Results
Highest Win2-1
Highest Loss0-4
Most Casualties Inflicted5
Most Casualties Suffered10

Players Who Died Against Nasty Fists






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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Glutton IITroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard 250007224110k (110+40k) 
2 Picky IITroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 120000210110k (110+20k) 
3 Hansyk the FanaticFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard 290001165270k (70+90k) 
4 Noseb KaBOOMBomma5237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty-ma200000040k (40+0k) 
5 BrajajadLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
6 Lersil the Supergobbo VGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1500000040k (40+0k) 
7 Trothirak jr.Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch 24010111040k (40+20k) 
8 HanshesykGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle 7020011140k (40+30k) 
11GrodtoGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
12BrghaGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
13NakramakGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700000040k (40+0k) 
14MursilGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stuntym100000040k (0k) 
15MughutoGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 701001840k (40+20k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Motorhawk1 Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1160k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:48000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1200k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:38 (7/7/24) |TD Diff:-35 (31 - 66) |Cas Diff:-91 (29/14/6 - 93/31/16)
Last Opponent: Reikland.Reavers