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Sleepwalking Elite
P [R] Human

A number of thinkers have commented on the similarities between the phenomenology of dreams and that of psychosis. Sometimes, the depths of psychosis manifests itself into physical form. Humans with long careers of Bloodbowl tend to suffer from advanced psychosis as a result of on the pitch abuse.

The Sleepwalking Elite were created from the haunted dreams of former star Bloodbowl players. They compulsively wander from stadium to stadium searching for a familiar feeling.



The lunatic is a wakeful dreamer
Immanuel Kant

A dream is a short-lasting psychosis, and a psychosis is a long-lasting dream
Arthur Schopenhauer

Let the dreamer walk about and act like one that is awake and we have the clinical picture of dementia praecox
Carl Jung



Winners of Warpstone Open VII Qualifier X

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Dean 'Done Get Some'Blitzer7349Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, +AV, +AG 3329030410990k (90+130k) 
2Straight Jacket DeanBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend, Dauntless 3601001827690k (90+100k) 
3Sammy SaluteBlitzer7338Block, Guard 102010890k (90+20k) 
4Petey Face to the FloorBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 16171002490k (90+40k) 
5Jars RemixOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Stand Firm 3500013341140k (140+70k) 
6Protein RCatcher8237Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step 11050222960k (60+40k) 
9ChevyLineman6338Kick, Fend 48100131850k (50+40k) 
10Fashionista InsaneLineman6338Dirty Playerm3000021050k (0k) 
11In Depth StateLineman6338  300000050k (50+0k) 
12TimerLineman6338Dirty Player 1810001650k (50+20k) 
14The RedLineman6338Guard, Fend 38000332150k (50+50k) 
15ForfeitureCatcher8247Catch, Dodge, +AG, Wrestle 12060012360k (60+60k) 
16Wonderful LiarThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Leader, Block 171400022470k (70+40k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Synn Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:13  
Team Value:1850k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:560000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1920k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:116 (70/19/27) |TD Diff:88 (191 - 103) |Cas Diff:132 (216/119/43 - 145/62/39)
Last Opponent: Steak Haché