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P [S] Snotling
This team will only play teams who carry all positionals, or are missing only big guys.



Successfully won game 1 of the Exploding Cup Qualifiers against Super Snots of Glory, 1-0!
Smashed through game 2 of the Exploding Cup Qualifiers against Bartaku, 2-0, with a massive 16 SPP earned between the 3 trolls (including both touchdowns)!
Snuck another win away from Somefling Wonderful in round 3, 2-0, with every single snotling pick up successful!
A silly draw vs Choppy Sewery in round 4, 1-1, with many stabs (crazy spiked ball!), but we move on to the main tournament!

Prep round 1, vs a 10 man Eshin Adept team, with 1 knife badly hurt on turn 2.. and he proceeded to destroy me! Boom! 0-2! (5 failed 2+ rolls with re-rolls didn't help either)
Prep round 2, an uber dicing at the hands of Nurglings (by turn 3 he had removed 6 players and thrown only 7 blocks), 0-2, and my single dead snotling takes the MVP!
Prep round 3, against some powerful gnomes! The first few turns went fantastically well, until all 3 trolls stupided out and a wagon was dispatched in the same turn. From that point on, one squig slayer amasses SIX casualties (no regen!), and the game is lost 0-2!

Qualifier One: Against He sido yoooo, goblin cheaters. They induced a third chainsaw; in the first half they had 4 kickbacks, 6 blocks against and 3 fouls on those chainsaws, and not a single one was more than stunned; with 2 kick-offs for ban checks, only 2 were removed from the pitch. My own wagon then cas-ed another wagon (no spp :P), and promptly got both banned. Despite this, things looked like a possibility for a draw.. But in the second half, not noticing a diving tackle meant a snotling failed a key 4+ dodge, and from there the goblins simply dominated the pitch. 0-2.

Game Thirteen:
Igor's Third Arm, Tackle, Break Tackle, Block, Pro Troll; killed by King Tot in turn 15, and regen failed. This star of the Exploding Cup shall be remembered forever!

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1GreenlingSnotling Mob5135Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty 1300000025k (25+0k) 
3Pasty WhiteSnotling Mob5135Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty 1300001525k (25+0k) 
4The Blank ChequeSnotling Mob5135Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle 12010121525k (25+20k) 
5Pokeded DemSnotling Mob5135Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty 1200000025k (25+0k) 
6Snotty GreenSnotling Mob5135Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty 400001525k (25+0k) 
7Mr Port A PotterPump Wagon4619Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon 1300010280k (80+0k) 
8Da Ittle UnSplatta Wagon6418Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon 1100001570k (70+0k) 
10Culd EsacSnotling Goon5135Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy 200000040k (40+0k) 
11Mr. Potato FaceSnotling Goon5135Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Hail Mary Pass 1102000640k (40+30k) 
12Kleenx da Savori!Snotling Goon5135Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block 1300021940k (40+20k) 
13Da Grande IllusionTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 0000000100k (100+0k) 
14Food Waste SumpTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 2000000100k (100+0k) 
15Mrs. Refuse DisposalTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Tackle, Break Tackle 90105223100k (100+50k) 
16Da Septic TankPump Wagon4619Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow 13000501080k (80+20k) 
14 players  
Coach: Nelphine Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1210k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 45000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1250k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (5/2/6) |TD Diff:-4 (10 - 14) |Cas Diff:5 (43/12/3 - 38/8/7)
Last Opponent: Crunch the Creeps