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Roster [B] Lizardman
This team is sponsored by Prescott Pharmaceuticals, a division of the Prescott Group.



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Abdominal Migration
Abdominal Salad Shooters
ADHDEAD
An Inability to Breathe on Weekends
Ankle Bearding
Aortal Collapse
Arby’s Mouth
Argyle Pattern Baldness
Armpit Homunculus
Bad Humors
Bearded Thalamus
Bone Sporking
Braintooth
Carcassing
Chinese Firebones
Dry Mouth
Eye Curdling
Eyearrhea
Facial Corkboarding
Flunamis
Gopherism
Grover Nordquist Syndrome
Hairy Uvula
Honey Nut Areolas
Honus Wagner’s Disease
Hungry Hungry Hipbones
Increased Appetite
Increased Risk of Vampire Attack
Ingrown Testicle
Involuntary Narnia Adventures
Lactose Addiction
Lou Ferrignose
Lungfire
Lungquake
Massive Weight Gain
Mild Kidney Explosions
Mind of Mencia
Minor Heart Explosions
Monkeylung
Multibrow
Nostril Inversion
Outgrown Testicle
Permanent Blindness
Phantom Hand Syndrome
Pituitary Ferns
Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope
Puckerlung
Pulmonary Weevils
R.E.O. Speedlung
Rage
Rectal Buffalo Wings
Rectal Dyslexia
Rectal Frosting
Rectal Hallucinations
Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord
Restless Arm Syndrome
Restless Leg Syndrome
Restless Torso Syndrome
Rocky Mountain Oysterism
Runaway Gums
Scrappy Dooism
Scrotal Bassoon
Scruffula
Severe Weight Loss
Siamese Nipples
Skeletal Xylophoning
Spaghetti Ovaries
Speaking In Tongues
Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth
Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf
Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription
Spontaneous Mertail
Spontaneous Pregnancy
Steven Tyler Lip
Subcutaneous Funyuns
Tennis Scrotum
Teriyaki Lung
Testicular Cranberrying
Testicular Myopia
Testicular Testicularization
Thoracic Geysers
Tracheal Meerkat Colonies
Transsexual Kidneys
Urethral Knotting
Vein Seizures
Ventricular Funk
Verizon Guy Syndrome
Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization
Warlock Hump
Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel
X-Ray Hearing
Yellowstone National Bladder


Until next time, I'll see you in health!

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Autonomous Nipple SyndromeKroxigor6519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard 140004113140k (140+20k) 
2BrainwhistleSaurus Blocker6419Break Tackle, Block, Tackle 14061413380k (80+60k) 
3Capillary YogurtSaurus Blocker6419Wrestle, Break Tackle 14000131780k (80+40k) 
4Dissolving Intestine SyndromeSaurus Blocker6419Block, Frenzy 14020712580k (80+40k) 
5EyesplosionsSaurus Blocker6419Block, Mighty Blow 14010912680k (80+40k) 
6Fallopian TapewormSaurus Blocker6419Block, Guard 13040402080k (80+40k) 
7Genital MigrationSaurus Blocker7419Mighty Blow, +MA 14020432980k (80+50k) 
8Hair SwellingSkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty, Wrestle 14020011160k (60+30k) 
9Involuntary BlowholeSkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty, Side Step 13010111060k (60+20k) 
10Jimmy Crack CornsSkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 14060012360k (60+40k) 
11Mild HulkismSkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty 200000060k (60+0k) 
12Precocious KidneySkink Runner8237Dodge, Stunty 200000060k (60+0k) 
12 players  
Coach:happygrue Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Lizardman Fan Factor:12  
Team Value:1650k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:130000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1650k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:14 (13/1/0) |TD Diff:20 (24 - 4) |Cas Diff:21 (19/12/4 - 10/1/3)
Last Opponent: Skrittkrats Sewer Rats