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Cult of Brutalis
P [R] Norse

In the far corner of Aarhus, Denmark, lies a place called Skjoldhøjkollegiet. And in Skjoldhøjkollegiet lies a wonderful little shop called Lokal Brugsen. And in this shop there's a room filled to the rim with beers. And among those beers, tucked away on the bottom shelf, you'll find Brutalis. Long have parents warned their sons and daughters of the effects of drinking this beer. "The Devil lurkes in those beercans," they say. Still a small group of adventurous souls walked into the shop one day and began drinking Brutalis despite all the warnings. What happened next is still unclear. The only survivor, a beaten-up shopkeeper, talked of possession and demons. An uprising soon started, demanding the heads of those responsible for this foul act. The guilty were found and rounded up, ready for execution. But suddenly a voice appeared from the back row.

"I could use those for my Blood Bowl team. With their low AV and lack of regard for personal safety, they'll soon be dead anyway if I throw them on the pitch."

An agreement was reached, and so it came to be that the Cult of Brutalis roamed the fields of Blood Bowl in search of blood, death and redemption. And the beaten-up shopkeeper (although suffering from a smashed ankle and hip and thereby quite restricted MA) also found happiness. As the Cult of Brutalis needed lots of Brutalis to stand up against the other teams, his business prospered and he was able to buy a dwarvenmade, rocket-driven wheelchair and thereby setting multiple records at the Paraolympics. But that is a different story.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Klaus Bottlefumbler
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Søren Swiftdrinker
Catcher
7 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Ulrik Crazytalk
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Morten Blushful
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Anders Evileye
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Gary No-Luck
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Lars Mascot
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Rolf Smokescreen
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Matias Fightstarter
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
15
Bjørn Beerbelly
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Viktor Munchies
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Conquistad0r Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 990k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)