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Drachenfels Window Cleaners
Roster [S] Gnome
Castle Drachenfels is in disuse. With the demise of their Lord the castle is starting to get over run with vegetation and bat guano.

BUT the windows are perfect! clean, no dust and shinning. Some say you see the glare of the stainglass from 10 miles away on a clear day.

Well the windowcleaners are now on strike. Why oh why are we cleaning the windows on a deserted castle? this makes no sense.

The butchers have run off to play Blood Bowl. The Coachmen guys are forming up their team for the big stunty tourney, for NUFFLES sake!

They have had enough. They have converted all their window cleaning machinery into 2 huge cannons. Trained on them and they are ready to go. Straped on some trash can armor that was littering up the back forty of the castle.

They are ready to storm the Stunty Div...CANNON STYLE!

# of Cannon Shot TTM for score = 1
# of lawn darts (BH+ on a failed TTM landing) = 0
# of BH + from Bombs: 5
# of Self Inflicted CAS from own Bombs: 2
# of Self Inflicted RIP from own Bombs: 1

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Big Gun "boomer"Dwarven Cannon23310Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate 300000050k (50+0k) 
2Mad MaxDaredevil5237Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stuntym301000360k (0k) 
3Mad KevinDaredevil5237Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 301000360k (60+0k) 
4Big JohnSquig Slayer5228Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 301010590k (90+0k) 
5Frank the Shoe MakerGnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000050k (50+0k) 
6Munchen GriviousMad Bommaz4238Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty 300000060k (60+0k) 
7Waldo DigorMad Bommaz4238Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty 300000060k (60+0k) 
8Alvin GrobartMad Bommaz4238Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty 300001560k (60+0k) 
9Curly RayGnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Mighty Blow 300030650k (50+20k) 
10Luke McGoogGnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard 300011750k (50+20k) 
11Bundorf Gnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 300010250k (50+0k) 
12Eddie RayGnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000050k (50+0k) 
13Timmy the CoblerGnome4238Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000050k (50+0k) 
16"Long Tom" 1866Dwarven Cannon23310Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate 300000050k (50+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:PainState Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Gnome Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:1040k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:70000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1100k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (3 - 2) |Cas Diff:8 (9/2/3 - 4/2/0)
Last Opponent: Team bulli