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Roster [R] Ogre

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Blood Bowl is a system.
That system is our enemy.
When you are in game look around, what do you see?
Blitzers, Throwers, Catchers, Blockers. The very minds of the people we are trying to save.
But until we do, these players are still part of that system, and that makes them our enemy.
You have to understand, most of these pixels are not ready to be retired. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependant upon the system, they will fight to protect it.
I've seen a ClawPOMBer punch through a concrete wall, players have emptied entire dice loads at Wardancers and hit nothing but air.
Yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules.
We have none of those rules, we have freed our minds to hopeless plays, stupid moves and terrible odds.
Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as we can be.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Your Mind Makes That Sandwich Real
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Welcome to the Dessert of the Real
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
3
You Think That's Air Your Breathing? *Phrp*
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
I Have Dreamed a Dream, But Now It's Gone From Me Head
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
7
There is No Spoon, I Ate It
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
I Know Gangham-Style
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
How About I Give You the Finger?
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
I Took That Red Pill & Shoved It Up My Nose
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
You Do Not Know Someone Until You Run From Them
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
I Smashed That Vase on Purpose
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
They Showed Me the Door, I Walked Into It.
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Are You Saying I Can Dodge Pows?
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Narlgoth Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 840k / 1000k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

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