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Bloody Bloody Bowl
Roster [R] Dwarf

Sung to the tune of Diggy Diggy Hole:

Brothers of the line rejoice!
Fling them to their knees
Grab the ball and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Moving at a righteous clip
Who knows when we're going to trip?
Guard the ball, take one step more
This goal will be ours to score

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus]
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl

The sunlight will not reach this low
Deep, deep in the mine
Never seen the blue moon glow
Dwarves won't fly so high
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the pitch today; you will meet your doom
We do not fear where elves can leap
All that remains is in a heap

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl

(Instrumental)

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
The blood that flows will make us free
Come on brothers sing with me!

[Chorus] x2

I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody bloody bowl
I am a dwarf and I'm playing Bloodbowl
Bloody bloody bowl, bloody Bloodbowl




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Goblin
Halfling
High Elf
Khemri
Lizardman
Norse
Ogre
Orc
Skaven
Slann
Underworld
Vampire

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Azure "With a Cute Little H...Troll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull 611000490k (90+0k) 
2PurpleChest "The Patient One"Troll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow 11000601290k (90+20k) 
3Stonetroll "The Well Propor...Blitzer5349Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, Diving Tackle, +AG 12061313180k (80+100k) 
4Synn "Cult of the Little Un...Blitzer5339Block, Thick Skull 400001580k (80+0k) 
5happygrue "The Gruesome Grue"Runner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block 12170012780k (80+50k) 
6Rabe "The Nimble"Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 800001570k (70+0k) 
7Kryten "Leaps Into Your Cag...Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 1200010270k (70+0k) 
8SneezyBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 1200011770k (70+20k) 
9Jesperius "The Fearsome"Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 1200010270k (70+0k) 
10PeteW "All Full of Cheese!"Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 1200020470k (70+0k) 
11Woodstock "Yes, I'm a dwarf...Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 12000121270k (70+20k) 
11 players  
Coach:happygrue Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1340k (±250) Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:210000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1340k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:12 (7/4/1) |TD Diff:11 (16 - 5) |Cas Diff:11 (14/2/3 - 5/0/3)
Last Opponent: Internet Personas