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P [B] High Elf







Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button will do?

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms



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Be safe around trains!

ARR Season XIII sprint: WWLWTWWWWWWTWWWL

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Set fire to your hairBlitzer7348Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step 175903038100k (100+60k) 
2Poke a stick at a grizzly bearBlitzer7348Block, Dodge, Side Step 173503024100k (100+40k) 
3Eat medicine that's out of ...Catcher8347Catch, Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ballm16130243490k (0k) 
5Get your toast out with a forkCatcher8447Catch, Juggernaut, +ST, Frenzy 150110414690k (90+100k) 
6Use your clothes dryer as a...Thrower6348Pass, Safe Throw, Accurate 10510011390k (90+20k) 
7Do your own electrical workLineman5348Guard-ma16000121270k (70+30k) 
9Eat a two-week-old unrefrig...Lineman6348Kick 1600011770k (70+20k) 
10Invite a psycho-killer insideLineman6348Wrestle 17000021070k (70+20k) 
11Scratch a drug dealers bran...Lineman6348Guard 17000031570k (70+30k) 
12Sell both your kidneys on t...Lineman6348  300000070k (70+0k) 
17Julius GoldstreamJourneyman Lineman6348Loner 100000070k (70+0k) 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:happygrue Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:High Elf Fan Factor:9  
Team Value:1410k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:500000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1630k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:17 (12/2/3) |TD Diff:19 (30 - 11) |Cas Diff:-19 (7/4/5 - 22/11/2)
Last Opponent: Wu Tan Clan