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Bright Young Things
Retired [B] Goblin

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Forget the box grid, the ranked grid and the stunty grid, how few games does it take for a team to complete the injury grid:

Injury
BH
MNG
Niggle
-MA
-AV
-AG
-ST
RIP
Number
24
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1
2
3
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7


(Still missing that -ST and -AG. Hit harder chaps.
Update 21.04.2016 - got the -st, Fungus hit one of his own players with a skull, pow, both down and failed rr)

I love the books of Evelyn Waugh and P.G. Wodehouse and this team is my tribute to them. Players names are characters from Waugh's Vile Bodies. Yes, there is a character called "Fanny Throbbing" in a book published in 1930. Filth!

Need to play: Amazon, Chaos Dwarf, Chaos Pact, Dark Elf, Elf, Halfling, Khemri, Lizardman, Nurgle, Orc, Vampire, Wood Elf
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Melrose Ape
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
+ST
   8 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 160k
(110+50)k
  
2
Fanny Throbbing
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   8 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Miles Malpractice
Looney
6 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
5
Kitty Blackwater
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Side Step
   8 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Butch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Ginger Littlejohn
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Tony Last
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Lottie Crump
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Headlong Corner
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Lord Chasm
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Nina Blount
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Agatha Runcible
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Adam Fenwick-Symes
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 7 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Divine Discontent
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
16
Creative Endeavour
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 80k
(40+40)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: jdm Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1140k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (0/1/7) |TD Diff:-11 (3 - 14) |Cas Diff:-19 (6/3/3 - 20/7/4)
Last Opponent: Khan Queso's Followers