The biggest of the Big Stars come to the Deserted Isles once a year for a grand showdown of muscle against each other and little else. The Best of them all is Grashnak Blackhoof, who took the slaves from under the local Chaos Dwarf menace and told them they were Free.
Free to Die!
To die in the service of the greatest player the worshippers of NFL have ever seen. Such an honour! Grashnak may even deign to continue playing with these Free Hobs beyond the bounds of the Big Star Cauldron, should the mood for continued tourism strike him.
Big Star Grashnak Blackhoof's holiday to the Deserted Isles should be a glorious one.
Game 1: vs Ah ah ah! Grashnak started with a magnificent surf, and went on to control the game quite casually, encouraging his wild-headed progeny take some of the action when it suited. The Count was a menace, but not up to handling the lack of a team that he found himself with thanks to the big boys. Two casualties for the Big Star, seven for the team, count 'em, 7, ah ah ah!
Game 2: vs Venomous Creeps. Grashnak had more trouble keeping up with the rats this game, too much movement and just a couple of surfs to go along with key players pinned to the sideline, along with a few knockouts was his sole contribution. Just three casualties for the team too, bit of a let down. Still clear to the finals knockout stage, and that's what Grashnak's here for.
Quarter: vs Oi Dats moi Leg. Grashnak got a good early hit, but the Zombie looked ready to come back on and that didn't suit him at all. So after clearing the scorer he sat out the game for the most part and played it cool giving Junior tips from the sideline, which Junior remembered well enough to put the Ghoul over there in overtime for the win. Semi Finals it is. Shame Ramtut came back.
Semi: vs Grotty's God Complex. Grashnak went for Grotty, nothing doing, but came back to knock over the ball on the far side, and then tie up half their team trying to foul him off. Junior knocked clear Brick and we scored. Grotty went splat trying to knock us over in the second, but as we cleared the ball Grashnak and Brick clashed heads, and the thick skull won! The shame of it. Still, finals it is. Get the boots back in action.
Big Star Final: vs Venomous Creeps. Grashnak took the south, got knocked on his bum by Headsplitter, who turned over a deep kick recovery effort after swatting aside several players, but a horn to the backside left him seeking his apothecary. They ran it in, and we struggled a bit getting one back, Junior artfully driving young Theokoles into range for the last-gasp score.
They took 2, we took 1, then 2, then 3, and 1 more each. The rage growing, the rats scrambling, finally taken down, the last pass chance was still on and Grashnak picked it out of sky like it wasn't even a problem.
Overtime, they didn't have enough rats, Grashnak caught them up, the ball and the win was ours. Big Star Champion: Grashnak Blackhoof.