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LowDown - Rats
Roster [B] Goblin
Welcome Sports fans - To the worst Team in The Blackbox, The Lowdown Rats. They may not be the best on the field, but they are a mean green - dirty, cheating - fighting machine. The Teams one big goal is to Cheat so extremely - that they will win a game of Blood Bowl!

The Lowdown Rats have a unique playing style and they are known for being dirty cheating gits - even by goblin standards. And was rewarded last year by the NAF - The Most Banned Team, for the 10th year in a row, along with awards like; The failed Chainsaw in the pants trick, Hey that's not the Referee and Who did "accidentally" blew up the Head Coach award!

The Lowdown Rats many fans are known as the Hardcore Hooligans and they always create rampage in the stands - they will Riot onto the Pitch every chance, they get - kill every member of both teams who dares to jump into to the crowd, and have killed off "Great" Star Players of the Rats in the past - they ALWAYS try to bribe the Referee to see or to create more Mayhem!

So there you have it Sports fans, The Lowdown Rats are here to stay in the Blackbox, so get ready for the Dirtiest games you will ever see, Be prepared for some extreme cheating, and Bribe your way in - For the Greatest Goblin show in the Game of Blood Bowl!


Team Motto!
IF YOU ARE NOT CHEATING - YOU ARE NOT TRYING!


The Owners Shark & Snake INC. hires Vinny Cheat'a'Verdi as the Teams 117th Head Coach - after his famous quote; "If you can accept no cheating - you can't win!"


Team
Lowdown Rats

Conference
Were NAF puts them!

Division
The Blackbox

Team Colors
Purpule, Bluish-Purple, Black

Symbol
Poisoned Dagger

Owners
The Mysterious Shark & Snake INC.

Head Coach
Vinny Cheat'a'Verdi

Home Stadium
The Swampdome

Players
Goblins and Trolls

Fan Group
Hardcore Hooligans









Lowdown Rats Team Helmet with there symbol of the Backstabbing Poisoned Dagger

Team Song
We will play Dirty - Every Time!
We will Cheat - Every Time!
Use Weapons - Every Time!
We will WIN One Game - It's a matter of Time!

We will Bribe the Ref - Every Time!
We will Lie - Every Time!
Kill your Team - Every Time!
Lowdown Rats will WIN! - It's a matter of Time!



*Team Created between the 09-11/02 - 2017 and is tribute to my favored race: the Goblins/ my friends and family/ the official Lowdown Rats Team and the true love and imagination Blood Bowl has given me, since being 12th years and buying my first 2nd edition Blood Bowl Game*

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 Balder Dredd The King of DiscoTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 5000000110k (110+0k) 
3 Hellz Max The Mad RipperLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 500001540k (40+0k) 
4 Coolio The Conflict of ChaosGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
5 Ronse The RageFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty 500000070k (70+0k) 
6 Helge The HangmanGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
7 Johnny Jumper The Udgaard S...Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 501001840k (40+20k) 
8 JesuzPogoer7237Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap 500001570k (70+0k) 
9 Keven KarnageGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
10 Captain MaybelieveGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 5010221740k (40+40k) 
11 Pludre PeterGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
12 Horrorman BeckGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
13 Junta The BetrayalGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
14 Morfar MightypunchTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 5000000110k (110+0k) 
15 Greased PigletGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
16 K-force IIGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:MRouge Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:2  
Team Value:1110k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:0 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1110k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/0/4) |TD Diff:-4 (2 - 6) |Cas Diff:-16 (1/3/0 - 17/1/2)
Last Opponent: just want to win sorry