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HELL-MUT WULF
OGRES, ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
SNOTRE DAME RIDICULIZED
Baddans Vikings ripped the proud but inneffective Ogre team into pieces in the last game. The home team hired help from Helmut Wulf who brought destruction to the field.
The Vikings slayed sweet sweet Dee and seriously injured Sandu Ciorba enough to make him miss the upcoming game. Sandu however seems to be well enough to sign a commercial sponsor deal with Ogrebet (currently under investigation for serious fraud). Anyhow Snotre Dame acquired an enemy for life in Baddans Vikings, as they suffered their worst game in many seasons. Baddans Vikings wins the group thanks to their victor and qualifies to the Elite Division. Eros Ramasnotti was penalized for fouling before he could do anything remarkable.
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SILLY SEASON Snotre Dame hires new ogre
#THEBOOT Ramasnotti up on 173 fouls
LÖBBL VII SnD to Prospect Division
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EROS: "THE REFS HATE ME"
EROS RAGE AGAINST THE REFEREES OF LÖBBL
After yet another early exit from the pitch a furious Ramasnotti rumbled through the mixed zone saying memorable stuff that will self-write and sell many articles to come - starting with this one.
Eros Ramasnotti said: "I have cumbubbles with higher IQ than that shitpouch of an asspuddle! Who does he think he is?! I am the Booot! THE BOOOOOOT!! A frakkin golden god among men! And THAT wankstain sends me off after a harmless foul?!" This league doesn't deserve me! You don't deserve me!! Except you, maybe" Eros pointed to a 15-year old intern at a rival paper. A security guard opened the restriction and the unexperienced slightly startled girl steped into the player isle and dissapeared with the Snotre Dame star. Before Eros left he said "The refs hate me, and I have proof. I have commited a small number of fouls and have been sent off, like more than 15 times. I have however BEEN fouled at least three times without any consequence from the ref! Those fucknuggets will get my boot next time"



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SNOTRE DAME DEAD PLAYERS? - WE GOT THE LIST
* Dead ogres * Dead snotlings * Dead market for real news (the reason to why we publish this green-trash-nonsense, instead of real engaging news that the high elves appreciate but won't finance)
THE SNOTRE DAME RETIREES
Naomi Snotts
Snotling, Games:6
SPP:0, Killed by:
Frank (SnD)
Charlie
Ogre, Games:16
SPP:28, Killed by:
Blitz Fried (RtB)
Leo Snotskij
Snotling, Games:26
SPP:0, Killed by:
Jennifer Serf (MFF)
Charsnot Perelli
Snotling, Games:9
SPP:0, Killed by:
Frank (SnD)
Marion Snottilard
Snotling, Games:20
SPP:1, Killed by:
Leni Groferstol (RtB)
Snotto von Bismarck
Snotling, Games:12
SPP:6, Killed by:
Skotty Liggen (GBK)
Snotta Engberg
Snotling, Games:13
SPP:0, Killed by:
Mac (SnD)
Joakim Lasnotte
Snotling, Games:2
SPP:0, Killed by:
Clearwater (Ost)
Shigeru Miyasnotto
Snotling, Games:2
SPP:0, Killed by:
Åke (BdV)
Frank
Ogre, Games:14
SPP:18, Killed by:
Spark Bläistre (LG)
Snotta Näslund
Snotling, Games:20
SPP:2, Killed by:
Mighty Zug (MW)
Sweet Dee
Ogre, Games:36
SPP:20, Killed by:
Thor II (BdV)
Pol Snot
Snotling, Games:15
SPP:0, Killed by:
Justin Thyme (WtM)
Ray Lisnotta
Snotling, Games:7
SPP:0, Killed by:
Karin A. Jaggar (GBK)



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No one foresees this! - Then it happens to him
* People can´t believe how interesting this case is
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Ogre throws snotling into the crowd - gets a badge
In the game between Wafer-thin Mints and Snotre Dame, Frank tossed poor snotling Snotta Näslund into the audience. The snotling was badly hurt by the audience and will play soon again.
People heard Snotta scream when he flew through the thin air of the stadium and I guess some of them rushed to the expected landing site. Poor Snotta simply had no chance. His limbs was poorly bruised and his cheap clothing ripped into bits, and even though many experts claim snotlings lack feelings and the ability to understand simple contexts spectators felt a deep shame. Frank never commented on why he did it but our sources report of the snotflingers absence to team spirit. He later recieved the "Greet the audience"-badge from Fumbbl which Frank reportedly ate after forgetting what it was and why he had it so close to his mouth (on a shelf in his house).

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* Guide to Snotre Dame rival cities
* Best places for titchy people
Snotbladet unveils the true nature of the opposing teams by tasting their food and shiting in their hotelbeds. Click for more info and advice on how to best enjoy these pearls of the old world - and Tranemo.

GUIDE TO SNOTRE DAME RIVALS
Robotech Macross
Record: 0-0-1, Rivalry: 1/5
Ryhov Railers
Never met
Rat Banjo's
Record: 0-0-2, Rivalry 5/5
Almroths Finest 2
Record: 1-0-0, Rivalry 1/5
Reassembling Skeletons
Record: 0-0-2, Rivalry: 2/5
242Visitors
Record: 0-1-1, Rivalry: 1/5
Falköpings Mejeri
Record: 0-0-2, Rivalry 1/5
Mindaugas
Never met
Thugs of Hell
Record: 0-0-3, Rivalry: 1/5
Ostfront
Record: 0-1-4, Rivalry: 4/5
Baddans Vikings
Record: 1-0-1, Rivalry: 5/5
Randiga Rustningar
Never met
Limmared Lowlifes
Record: 0-0-3, Rivalry: 1/5
Lekfulla Gutar
Record: 0-0-3, Rivalry: 4/5
IFK Elfeborg
Record: 1-0-0, Rivalry: 1/5
Three Forgeteers
Never met
Tjoffsan's soldater
Record: 0-0-1, Rivalry: 1/5
Goblin Ever After
Never met
Bymarken Blockers
Never met
Grottfolkets BK
Record: 0-0-2, Rivalry: 2/5
Wafer-thin Mints
Record: 0-0-3, Rivalry: 2/5
Dharma.Initiative
Never met
Civila Orc Polisen Strömstad
Record: 0-0-1, Rivalry: 1/5
Marbäck Fangtastic Four
Record: 1-0-1, Rivalry: 1/5
Wolf-Fang Clan
Record: 0-1-0, Rivalry: 1/5
Mighty Crusaders of Nässjö
Never met
Final Order
Never met
Målsryd Weavers
Record: 0-0-2, Rivalry: 2/5
SkinJobs
Never met
Tranemo terrors
Never met
Stroemstad Superdodgers
Never met
Svenskar som steppar
Never met




HOW TO LIVE HEALTHY
* Get well or die tryin' * Snotbladet has researched all the research

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RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH
Researchers have proof. Avoid playing Snotre Dame to live a long and healthy life. Just look at the list we published below. This is a fact.
PlayerInflictionLong term
1Lynn Minmei
Robotech Macross		So very deadN/A
2
Esa Keskinen
Tjoffsan's soldater		Niggling InjurySmashed anckle three games later and got -MA. Team retires the game after that
3Stefan Liv
Tjoffsan's soldater		Dead. Ironic, isn't it?N/A
4Oskar-Gunnar
Limmared Lowlifes		Too deadN/A
5Payne D. Spencer
Wafer-thin Mints		Dead or Dead according to apothecaryN/A
6Alexander Weaklightning
Limmared Lowlifes		Dead lonerN/A
And this excludes all the MNGs, Badlyhurts and Apothecary saves commited during our games. Some wannabe badasses do include those. We stick to the things that matter
RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH
Researchers have proof. Avoid playing Snotre Dame to live a long and healthy life. Just look at the list we published below. This is a fact.
PlayerInflictionLong term
7
Kjell
Reassembling Skeletons		-AVThe beginning of a season of injuries for the team, which ultimatly was the team's last(?)
8
Ulric Bluestone
Limmared Lowlifes		-MALoner that got his freelance endavours forever spoiled
9
Diana
242Visitors		-STShe struggled on for three games(!) but was ultimatly retired as a direct consequence
10
Tjelvar
Lekfulla Gutar[/size		Niggling InjuryDied two games afterwards
11Graham Hideoussnake
Wafer-thin Mints		Another Dead lonerN/A
12David
Ostfront		Deader than deadN/A
And this excludes all the MNGs, Badlyhurts and Apothecary saves commited during our games. Some wannabe badasses do include those. We stick to the things that matter
RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH
Researchers have proof. Avoid playing Snotre Dame to live a long and healthy life. Just look at the list we published below. This is a fact.
PlayerInflictionLong term
13Herblore Incence Hummingbird
Rat Banjo's		Simply DeadN/A
14
Mattias
Ostfront		Niggling InjuryDied fifteen games later
15Kevin Klen
Målsryd Weavers		Snot Block Dead.N/A
16
Sir Vant
Marbäck Fangtastic Four		-AVToo early to analyze the effect of the injury
17Lottabottol
Lekfulla Gutar		Dead frogs can't jumpN/A
18
Tjelvars Förstfödda
Lekfulla Gutar		-AVToo early to analyze the effect of the injury
And this excludes all the MNGs, Badlyhurts and Apothecary saves commited during our games. Some wannabe badasses do include those. We stick to the things that matter
RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH
Researchers have proof. Avoid playing Snotre Dame to live a long and healthy life. Just look at the list we published below. This is a fact.
PlayerInflictionLong term
19Stangstyrtning
Lekfulla Gutar		Dead DeadsonN/A
20
Svarte Filip
IFK Elfeborg		-MAToo early to analyze the effect of the injury
21
Amin Affane
IFK Elfeborg		-AVRetired that very day
22
Hubris Rakarth
IFK Elfeborg		-AGStarplayer rehab for quite some time, but eventually back

And this excludes all the MNGs, Badlyhurts and Apothecary saves commited during our games. Some wannabe badasses do include those. We stick to the things that matter
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dödem
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Slaktor
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Attackalot
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Guard
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Krig'em up
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Rangel
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Åke
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Bang on Olovsson
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Guard
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
8
Atterdags spöke
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
9
Volvoraggarn
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
   3 2 1 0 0 0 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Ben-jamin
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Håkan Juholt
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Frylen Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1160k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1160k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (3/0/0) |TD Diff:4 (6 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (2/0/0 - 1/1/1)
Last Opponent: 242 Drop of Bloods