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Jaunesnysis
P [L] Halfling

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IMPERIAL ABUSE
ULTRA VIOLENCE + CHILDREN = SCANDAL
THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT
Imperial Fists BK won a ballgame but lost their pride by badly hurting the child of their own head coach.
Young Stephan de Bylin Jr. - the son of the head coach himself got his ass spanked soo hard he won't be able to say daddy again without falling in to tears. The civil orc-police hasn't yet started an investigation but it is obvious several aspects of hate crime were commited. Hate against latvians (or wherever those midgets claim to be from). Hate against midgets (or whatever those stinkin' foreigners claim to be) and hate against themself for trying too hard to beat up a seriously misarable team such as Jaunesnysis. All in all this reflects the kind of behaviour that aliens show. This newspaper motions that they should be deported.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tjelvar JR
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Break Tackle, Grab, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
   35 0 0 0 25 7 85/176 220k
(120+100)k
  
2
Haugstikel JR
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Pass, Break Tackle, Guard, +MA
   35 0 0 0 20 7 75/76 220k
(120+100)k
  
3
Polhem JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 23 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
5
Lausorken JR
Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   34 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Spark Bläistre JR III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Lexell JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   18 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Super Mario Frylén JR III
Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Babben Never Dies JR
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   29 0 1 1 0 1 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Maven JR IIII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Spark Bläistre JR III
Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Anna Jansson JR II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 34 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(0)k
  
13
Benjamin Snotton
Snotblading
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sprint
   16 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
15
Crille Crash JR
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet, Block, Sprint, Catch
   33 0 25 0 3 7 116/176 140k
(30+110)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: MartinSeptim Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1240k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (12/5/18) |TD Diff:-11 (38 - 49) |Cas Diff:-29 (63/26/5 - 87/26/10)
Last Opponent: Guliga Sirener