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Appalachian Welfare Warriors
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Uncle Jedd
#1
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
39
B
58
P
0
F
1
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
Skills
Block
Come and sit on Uncle Jedd's lap. I wanna talk to you.
Cletus
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
99
B
54
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
Skills
Block
+ST (50k)
Dodge (30k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
I remember 'Nam. The hookers were dirty and cheap.
Billy Joe
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
25
B
101
P
1
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow (20k)
Piling On (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Makes money buy selling dirty pictures of his sister Annie May to his friends.
Festus
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
30
B
38
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard (20k)
Watches the High School Girl softball team practice from his truck. Armed with some moonshine and lotion.
Mee Maw
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
4
B
3
P
2
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
Skills
Block (20k)
Hasn't had teeth since her teens, is really popular with all the men in the family.
Pee Paw
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
-st, m
Skills
Go get Pappy his pipe and porn.
Annie May
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
Skills
Annie May cooks the dinner, washes the laundry, and gives the whole family oral. What a good girl.
Bertha
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
-1
B
37
P
0
F
4
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
m
Skills
Kick (20k)
Wrestle (20k)
CastleMan is having trouble trying to find out which family member is the father of Bertha's unborn baby.
Johnny the Drunk II
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
12
P
-1
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Johnny made it to the 7th grade, making him the smartest person in the family. They are all so proud of him.
Bubba wants a beer now!!!
#11
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
90
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
14
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Guard (20k)
Stand Firm (20k)
You want to see retard strength, hide Bubba's beer. Just make sure you aren't in his line of sight when he realizes it.