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m0gw41
Joined: Jun 12, 2012
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Oct 15, 2015 - 02:13 |
 
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OBBA Premier League Newspaper Review
From the Necro Free Paper:
No Shocker from Outblocked Blocas
Beitar Jerusalem 0 – 2 CA Bloca Juniors
- OBBA Prem Champions and new league leaders show their class.
- Coach Nicodemus laments "lucky" fireball.
Gobserver Sport Section:
Saints brought down to earth by Premiership new boys.
Scourgehampton 1 - 2 Pro-Russia Dortmund
- Scourgehampton drop first points of the season
- Dortmund out of the relegation zone
From the back page of the Flingdependent:
Originals give Swampsea a less than Vorm Reception
Accrington Stanley Originals 2 - 0 --- Swampsea City ---
- Legend Slann Blitzer Michel Vorm dies with Apo off duty
- Coach uzkulak hails Khemri performance in the rain
The Daily Stab writes:
AG Two-ey Louis Robs Elves of Certain Win.
Barmbek Bloodletic 1 - 2 Ragenham 'N Dedbridge
- Ragers snatch victory from defeat after 1st half drama
- Coach Meanandugl demands answers after 2nd half pitch clear.
From the Daily BloodSport:
Watford have Total 'Mare!
Watford Hornhits 0 - 3 Tranmare Rovers
- Hornhits miss chance to go top
- Tranmare rue injured Mummy despite important win |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Oct 15, 2015 - 02:23 |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Oct 16, 2015 - 06:45 |
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MLS Round Four Report:
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3723217
The Match of the round was between early leaders Vancouver and local rivals Seattle. A tough, rough, game ensued, with the Sounders running out 1-0 winners in a tight encounter. The game also saw the permanent death of the Whitewalkers' killer wight, Nigel Reo-Coker. May he burn in hell.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3724340
Milan took on perenial strugglers Timosara in a game that ended 2-1 to the humans, but saw them lose three experienced blitzers to death and crippling injury; a costly win.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3726591
The Columbus death crew ran headlong into the hairy arms of the Chimpanzee Utd, losing 1-2 in a game that featured thrown bananas, zombies slipping on bananas, and other such crazy antics. Or so we are told.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3726581
In a surprising upset, Edmonton won their first game of the season, beating D. Cong Utd 1-0! Monkey business!
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3726606
And finally, the WAAAGHGGH are back, beating St Louis 1-0 in a Orkish snorefest of a game. Who let these buffoons back in? There should be an inquiery! |
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geggster
Joined: Mar 03, 2014
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Oct 16, 2015 - 23:15 |
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League One Review
Royal Valhalladolik 2 Glassjaw Strangers 0
League table turned on its head - as Royal upset the form-book with three points against promotion chasing Glassjaw with a 2-0 (8-3). Perhaps a pyrrhic victory for Royal,though, as they took a death and three perms into their next game with Torpedo Wigan.
Red-Zharr Helgrade 0 SpVgg Underhacking 2
Candlejack's Underworld's effort to stave off relegation begins here with a big six-pointer. He overcame a 500k inducement gap, helped not least with causing a couple of deaths of Hellgrade.
Tyrol Nainsbruck 0 Torpedo Wigan 1
Dwarf cousins not on good terms with each other here as the CDs got more than fed up with Boomer (dead star bull-centaur, thankfully apo'd and several other laser-guided efforts), but the dwarves were equally fed up with Khabro's three casualties and a critical Blitz for the CDs which eventually turned the game.
Naoned Olympic Spiked Shoe 0 Emirate Stadium Swingers 2
The Jungle VIPs regain control of the division with a good win against Subs. Who can stop EA?
PSV Enthoven 2 Elverton BBC 2
Match of the round - with two good teams fighting for the honours (and promotion) scrapping out a fascinating 2-2.
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3727534 |
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Alimack
Joined: Dec 26, 2012
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Oct 23, 2015 - 14:30 |
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Conference North Round 5 Report
FC HOOFSTAMP 0 - 3 CARDIFF CRUSADERS
The Cardiff Crusaders went to the top of the table this round after a confident 3 - 0 victory over devotees of Tzeentch FC Hoofstamp. The Changer of Ways must surely have predicted the devastating first-down fireball launched by the Crusaders' hired wizard, but if he did he didn't warn Hoofstamp's manager. Two beastmen were stretchered off the pitch while the plucky High Elves stormed into the bloody crater that had once been their opponents' cage and managed to pull the ball out for an early conversion.
The shellshocked Chaos side was never able to recover, losing possession and conceding again in the first half to a slick running play. Receiving in the second half the Crusaders calmly ran it in again and sat back to defend an increasingly shambolic Minotaur-led offensive; fans and management alike will be very happy with their 3 - 0 casualty-free victory this round, which leaves them in a strong position leading into the last third of the season.
DREAM TEAM BARCELONA 1 - 2 CELTIC CHAOTIC
Hoofstamp's Khornate rivals, Celtic Chaotic, pulled ahead of them this round with a 2 - 1 come-from-behind win against top-scoring Skaven side Dream Team Barcelona. It was a scrappy first half: Celtic kicked the ball short and took possession but were pushed back by a Skaven counteroffensive led by Star Player Fezglitch and the unstoppable Rat Ogre Zubizarreta (who celebrated his second kill in this match, finishing rookie beastman Hendrik "Crackedhoof" Larson's career before it could begin). Barcelona scored first, but were unable to prevent an equaliser in the 8th down (as 6 of their players were by this point unconscious).
Receiving in the second half, Celtic Chaotic played it by the book, forcing their way up the pitch in a loose cage and punishing any Skaven player who stood in their way. The plucky ratmen kept up the pressure, launching several surprise blitzes that might have turned the flow of play, but Khorne's chosen left them with too few players to really threaten the ball. The 7 remaining Skaven were forced to concede defeat in the 16th down (with Zubizarreta earning the MVP award for his sterling attempts to even the odds).
QUEENS PACT RANGERS - RATELONA
Ratelona were awarded the points for this round as their opponents failed to turn up on the day, amid rumours that QPR have once again gone into administration. It is unknown if the Chaos Pact side has enough gold left in the bank to pay OBBA's extortionate membership fees and administrative bribes, but as the side contains an Ogre, Minotaur and Troll experts believe they may be able to intimidate their way back into the league runners' good graces.
GREEN BAY LADY PACKERS - [redacted]
Green Bay Lady Packers took home their first three points of the season after [redacted]. It is unknown whether [redacted] or [redacted], but during an interview the Lady Packers' coach [redacted] was able to confirm that [redacted]. An ongoing inquiry has been launched. |
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Shades_SteelFist
Joined: Sep 11, 2008
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Oct 25, 2015 - 13:23 |
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OBBA Championship round up
Madchester City 2 - 0 Arsenal
Despite the elves from arsenal rocking up with a crazy doctor and his 2 sexy nurses they still got smashed to pieces and lost more than the game with a skilled catcher getting a niggle.
Bath City Bladuds 1 - 3 Bristol Reavers
looking at the score line you could be swayed into thinking this was an easy win for the orcs but it cost them an injury a DP Lino and veteran Black orc Tom unfortunately contracted the rot and got kicked out of the Reavers by his team mates for fear of their own health, wanting to continue his BB Career he now plays for Bath.
Le Zebre Toro - Stanforc Brigade
We at the GLN am unable to find any footage or fan reports from this game but we did get a Crystal Ball Telegram from some hairy fellow called George insisting that Le Zebre Toro won the game and since we have no evidence to the contrary we have no option but to report a victory for the Chaos Dorfs (Well he seemed like a trust worthy enough fellow)
Fulham Fallen 1 - 1 Peterboroug Un-united
Star player Max Spleenripper, a rotten ringer and some borrowed stompy boots where apparently not enough to secure a win for the fallen who will have to settle for a draw against the dark elves
Daggerinhand Redbeards 0 - 2 Bury'd
an inevitable result from the bottom and the top of the group clash, despite the glaring TV difference the Dorfs from Dagenham could not hold back the Undead bringing an entourage of a Wizard, 2 babes and a spiked ball
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dreamscreator
Joined: May 12, 2014
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Round 6 Conference North
The league are on fire!
Only two games in this round FC Rotten Bayern beat 1-0 to Queens Pact Rangers and Cardiff Crusaders and Celtic Chaotic draw 1-1. This last result leave the league on fire. Six teams have possibility to be promoted to League Two.
Cardiff Crusaders (14 points) is one of the favorites with 14 points and the last round playing with a Null Team has all the possibilities to be promoted. Only losing with Dream Team Barcelona in round 8 and a bad results in the other matches can leave another season in the Conference North.
FC Hoofstamp (13 points) has two hard rounds playing against Chaos Pact and Chaos, being this second versus Celtic Chaotic another of the teams with points to go to League Two. In the last round FC Hoofstamp doesn't play. He has to win his two games or stay another season in Conference North.
Celtic Chaotic (12 points) is in the same situation that FC Hoofstamp, playing versus Chaos Pact and Chaos and with the game of round 7 already lost. Again, he needs two victories if he want to try to be promoted.
FC Rotten Bayern (12 points) has two difficult games against the two skaven teams of the league, power verus velocity. With the game of round 7 win. He needs to win the two games and wait the result of the rest of the teams.
Ratelona (10 points) the victory in the round 7 against Celtic Chaotic give to this team the matemathic possibilities to be promoted. He needs to win the next to rounds and wait the result of the rest of the teams.
Dream Team Barcelona (7 points) is the last of the six teams with some possibilities to be promoted. They need to win all his games and wait the result of the rest of the teams. The big win in the first round 6-0 can give to him a chance in case of tie in points.
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Mozza1
Joined: Oct 06, 2013
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Nov 02, 2015 - 23:25 |
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Round 6 League 1:
First up we have Torpedo Wigan v Royal Valhalladolik. Things looked rough initially as it appeared Royal's Oscar Sanchez had been killed in the opening moments, by a full frontal headbutt from Ashdarem, however a touch from the magic sponge and Oscar was back on his feet and eager to get back on the pitch. Play continued as the Royals hit back, but were like a wave breaking on a solid sea-wall of Dwarves as ball carrier Dahsa cowered in true hobgobbo fashion behind his stuntier masters. Valhalladolik did have some success off the ball with Knabro pushed into the stands and ripped up by angry Norsemen, and Bir Rabalou succumbing to a sly stamp from Alvaro Rubio, which the referee missed due to it being on the other side of the pitch from the ball. It was an odd tactic by the Royals, opening up the flank where the ball was and allowing the Wigan lads to run unopposed only to then camp deep in Valhalladolik's half. It was with gusto that Dahsa broke and ran in the touchdown to make it 1-0. The Royals began their drive much more positively tearing into the Wigan line with a passion to make Odin proud, but their ball handling skills let them down as Victor managed to kick the ball into the crowd as he stooped to collect it. The fans were again onside with with Northerners though and they kindly flung the ball safely into Valhalladolik's half. Bir Rabalou made a break for the ball, but he too failed to pick it up in what was becoming a comedy of errors. He was rewarded for his misstep with a smack in the gob from Asenjo, and Victor then managed to gather the ball and flick it beautifully to Marcos out on the wing who ran at elf-like pace towards the Wigan endzone. Zarim's little legs were working furiously as he tried to catch Marcos, and he almost managed it, only to be bowled into the crowd as the touchdown was ran in. Wigan received the kick off but there was only time for a token effort before the whistle blew and the teams retired for half time beers (Royal) and pies (Wigan). Royal Valhalladolik played a very defensive drive in the second half, at one point retreating all the way back to their own endzone. Like a Nordic glacier they crept forward, and then the crowed were whipped into frenzy as Victor sprinted for the endzone, Marcos headed to Asenjo to give him the ball for the long pass and glory but disaster struck as Marcos tripped before reaching the thrower and dropped the ball as he fell. The Wiganers pounced, Chula grabbing the ball and loping towards the Royal’s endzone as Victor found himself trapped at the other end of the pitch between furious hooligans and a full-charging Bir Rabalou. A rabid Marcos attempted repeatedly to stop the Hobgoblin from scoring but was caught in a be-tusked dwarvern net as the green-skinned scamp ran in hat would prove to be the winning touchdown. Final score Torpedo Wigan 2 – 1 Royal Vahalladolik, and one journalist relieved that he wouldn't have to worry about how to spell Vahalladolik again.
Next up FFC Tyrol Nainsbrück took on SpVgg Underhacking in a battle of the unpronounceables. Dwarves of the World’s Edge Mountains have never really forgiven the Skaven and Goblins for that whole invading their cities and desecrating their temples thing, and that showed here as even as the first kick off was taken drunken dwarfs spilled onto the pitch from the stands to physically attack the Underhacking players! Brann Hortman was caught up in the violence, seemingly accidentally though rumours abound that the young blocker gave up alcohol for October may have led to some of his own fans feeling he’s setting a bad example to the young uns. Once the pitch was cleared the dwarves wasted no time ripping into the few standing goblins. The game then descended into a lot of pushing and shoving until Korel Seifler remembered he had the ball and waddled forward at what passes for pace to the east of Ostermark only to be outpaced and thoroughly thumped by Skaven nobleman Thomas Hagn III. The ball spilled and the scramble began. Things got awkward when Karald Killger seemingly tried to hump a prone Stefan Haas, and Underhacking’s Benjamin Schwarz III managed to snatch the ball from under dwarvern noses in the coinfusion. A quick Albionesque backwards pass to Marius Duhnke and things looked set for an Underhacking counter attack however, the cage was almost immediately burst open as Harold Blomer lived up to the Troll-Slayer name and sent the much larger Felix Rumi sprawling, indeed only the troll’s natural regenerative powers kept in the game at all. Duhnke was put on the ground and the ball was bouncing for a second time in as many minutes as dwarves ripped into their stunned opposition all over the pitch. Horts Guller grabbed the ball and waddling was again the order of the day as Nainsbrück again made for the Underhacking endzone. Schwarz III and Sieghart raced back to intercept the “Runner” but Karald Killger, redfaced from his earlier loss of control, bounded through and practically bounced Guller onwards as he bashed Skaven skulls. Guller then ran in the touchdown to make it 1-0 to Nainsbrück as the half drew to a close. The half ended as it began with fans again rushing the pitch, only this time they were from Underhacking and Nainsbrück players were trampled left right and centre, though Rumi and Seighart were both caught in the stamped (and a troll stamped is not a pretty sight I assure you!). The second half kicked off and weirdly there were no pitch invasions, though the Underhacking fans were in full voice as they urged their lads to get back into the game. They were spurred on even further when surprise Nainsbrück substitute Boomer Eziasson down on tour from his native Norsca managed to drop a bomb and blow himself up. The Nainsbrück defensive line was as solid as ever and there was much pushing, shoving, and precious little splatting other than a stirling effort from a rejuventated Felix Rumi until Jarko Rekk banged Fabian Götze’s heads together “tango style” and broke both his skulls, leaving the little fella completely dead. Interestingly the Underhacking apothecary seemed uninterested in Götze’s plight, as he was busy giving the lone Underhacking cheerleader a footrub. Schwarz III seemed certain to run in the equaliser when suddenly Horst Guller ran onto the pitch from the Nainsbrück dugout! This was in clear contravention of official substitution rules but the referee failed to penalise Nainsbrück. The ever-ineffectual Boomer tripped over his own feet and the Schwarz III knocked Killger off his feet before finally running in the equaliser. With less than a quarter of the game left to go Nainsbrück looked sharp as they received the kick off, even jovial as Korel Seifler bounced the ball off the back of Torben Frash’s head as he ran past him. He then launched the ball towards Roba Vachmann who caught it with ease before dancing in the winning touchdown. Final Score FFC Tyrol Nainsbrück 2-1 SpVgg Underhacking.
The third match of the round was between Glassjaw Strangers and Emirate Stadium Swingers, and when creatures of Nurgle mix with Symians expect dung to be flung. As the Swingers received the kick and the game began, the two teams seemed fairly well matched, with very little more than pushing and chest beating until Lucas Leiva raked Mesut Ozil across the face, Ozil was presumed dead but later was seen in the Stranger’s dressing room chatting plays with their coach, seemingly having contracted Nurgle’s Rot! The half continued with the Swingers making a knuckle run down their left flank as the gorillas held most of the Strangers defence to the right. Leiva was agin in the think of the action as he tried to run down ball carrier Lucas Podolski but he fell as he tried to push himself and Podolski ran in the touchdown on trhe quarter mark just as Jack Wilshire knockled out Ray Wilkins. The match recommenced in great style with Robbie Crawford smashing Kieran Gibbs so hard he required medical attention to play on. Strangers progress was slow but steady as they forced the Swingers retreat, until Kenny Miller made a break for the endzone on the brink of half time. A Chimpanzee double-team effort from Walcott and Podolski only delayed the inevitable as a battle miller forced home the touchdown. Glassjaw were quick off the mark in the second half thrusting into the Swingers half, though they were almost their own undoing when the beast of Nurgle that was once Steve Simonsen wounded itself attacking Per Mertesacker. Thankfully for the Strangers Simonsen regenerated and was fit to play again. A nifty hand off between Dean Shiels and Miller sent the pacey pestigor once more careering towards the Swingers endzone and as before when Walcott tried to stop him Miller’s shear aggression won the day to make it 2-1. The Swingers put up a valiant fight back in the final quarter, with Wilshire seeming to take a note from his pox-ridden opponents and powering his way through the defensive line, but where Walcott had failed, Crawford succeeded and Wilshire was sent sprawling in the dirt. The Strangers’ counterattack barely had time to cross the half way line when the final whistle went, final score Glassjaw Strangers 2-1 Emirate Stadium Swingers, and as the two team s depart this place really does stink.
The fourth match of the day was between Naoned Olympic Spiked Shoe and Elverton BBC. Two very evenly matched teams and with humans and elves this had all the promise of being a spectacle for those who prefer their football played with a little more finesse. Such viewers would be disappointed; however, those that enjoy a bloodbath would feel right at home. Things got off to a bad start for Everton with Tim Howard dropping the ball in the opening minute, though they seemed to recover with reserve player Ulric Bluebone putting Alejandro Bedoya out for the rest of the game, BLuebone could well have earned himself a first team contract there. Elverton thrust like an old elven spearman with Barclay and Mirallas putting down Djilobodji and Alhadhur respectively before a Baines – Deulofeu one-two led to the later sprinting into the endzone to make it 1-0. Olympic received the kick off and hit Elverton hard, but despite their best efforts didn’t quite open up the defensive line, until Nkoudou stamped on a prone Ross Barkley causing the elf to suffer from a severe case of death. This seemed to be the order of the day with another Spiked Boot, this time of the foot of Birama Toure took out Luke Garbutt, his injury wasn’t as permanent as Barclay’s, but nonetheless put him out for the remainder of the match. Elverton did hit back and Tim Howard put an end to Nkoudou’s fouling with a well-placed uppercut but it wasn’t enough to stop the sublime Serge Gapke weaving his way through for the equaliser on the brink of half time. In the celebrations Bluebone’s chances of securing that pro-contract were dealt a major blow when Chaker Alhadhur killed him. Alhadhur started the second half in fine fettle breaking Gerard Deulofeu’s knee, an injury that may cause him trouble for some time yet, and the Elverton numbers were thinning by the minute when Bluebone’s cousin Whitebone joined him in the broken bones room. Alhadhur then knocked out Tim Howard and James McCarthy in rapid succession, before another Birama Toure stamp knocked out Kevin Mirallas. Leighton Baines looked confused as he reached the endzone, looked back for the pass to see a pitch devoid of elves except for Phil Jagielka who was in the process of being stamped on by Birama Toure, who the referee finally saw fit to send off. Baines still wore that same look of confusion moments later when first Djilobodji knocked him down and then Aristeguieta killed him with a stamp on the head. Some credit has to go to Tim Howard who took to the field alone to face down the final Olympic charge, and immediately charged headlong into the throng. He bounced of Abdulaye Toure but poor ball play prevented Olympic from capitalising on it, the final score was Naoned Olympic Spiked Shoe 2-1 Elverton BBC. It’s been noted in some quarters that Elverton have lost some fans on the back of this game, though it’s not through disloyalty, it’s because Alhadhur killed a load of them on the way out of the ground. This wasn’t a football match, it was a prelude to invasion.
Our final match today was between PSV Enthoven and Red Zharr-Helgrade. What can be said about about Red Zharr-Helgrade that hasn’t been said before? Well, “they’re really good” hasn’t been said before, neither has “they’re not that bad”. Having thus far lost every match this seaon and only managing to score a single touchdown many predicted that the lads from Zharr-Helgrade would take a thrashing at the hands of the elves of Enthoven, and those predictions were completely justified as that’s exactly what happened. The blazing sun of the Darklands plains promised a chance that the team from Enthoven’s passing game may suffer, and the chaos dwarves did manage to kidnap a certain Nobbla Blackwart prior to the game, but it appears that he wasn’t as keen as he’d earlier hinted to play as he proceeded to chainsaw his own face off in the opening minutes. This coupled with poor ball handling cost Zharr-Helgrade possession and Ruud van Nistelrooij literally leaped over towering minotaur N'Manya Viddik to run in the first of PSV’s touchdowns. The chaos dwarves did make a run down the right flank but then lost control of the ball when Boško Durovski was kocked out and their main ball player Dordi K'planovikh was badly hurt moments later. This was the second match of the day to feature an illegal substitution when M'Trovikh L'Ka rushed on to challenge Boudewijn Zenden however the tough elven lineman barely broke stride as he floored the hobgoblin and ran in Enthoven’s second. Rumours are that L’Ka has been given toilet cleaning duties for a month on the back that poor challenge. The Red’s arguably did better in the second half but Ruud van Nistelrooij’s artful dodging around the horns of N'Manya Viddik allowed him to make it 3-0 with a quarter of the match left to play. Enthoven paid dearly for the score though when a frustrated B'Orijov Kostik jumped on the prone treeman Frits Ent’s head, and a spark from the dwarf’s steel toed boot ignited the treeman! Enthoven had an apothecary on hand, but he was no tree-surgeon and thus Frits fried. L'Ubomir Lovrikh managed to break Wilfred Bouma’s neck, but the boys from Zharr-Helgrade’s push for a consolation touchdown proved futile as Ruud van Nistelrooij sent Drakk'n Džajik sprawling before his hooves could take him into the endzone. Final score PSV Enthoven 3-0 Red Zharr-Helgrade. Red Zharr-Helgrade’s poor run of form continues with this season panning out no better than any of their previous disastrous seasons. |
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DatMonsta
Joined: May 27, 2009
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Nov 03, 2015 - 07:01 |
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Those matchreports are approved to be AMAZING!
Everybody should take some time to read them!
Well done Mozza! |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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^^ good stuff guys |
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Medon
Joined: Jan 28, 2015
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*** League One Match Preview ***
PSV Enthoven - SpVgg Underhacking
Tuesday 3 November, 20:00hrs BB time
If there was one thing that kept the PSV players' minds occupied for the past fifteen matches, it has been FEAR. Fear for a particular match-up against their most dreaded opponent.
Sure, they've had a good time, won some matches, picked up a few skills, hired some new team mates, had some good after-match parties. But all this time there was a big shadow hanging over the team: SpVgg Underhacking. The SpVgg was lurking somewhere, waiting for the moment to strike again and hit the PSV hard. In the league and cup match against the SpVgg last season, two of PSVs players were killed, two players were permanently injured, four touchdowns were conceived and only one touchdown was scored. The players started having repetitive nightmares about invincible underworld goblins after those matches. The bare thought on having to face the team again in League One this season made many a player tremble.
But tonight, it will be different. All's been set: The sacrifices to Nuffle have been made, the bribes to the ref have been sent, and the whole week's training has been devoted to fouling, blocking, hitting and maiming underworld goblins. PSV fears no more. It is time for REVENGE.
UNDERHACKING: WE ARE COMING FOR YOU! WE WILL AVENGE THE FALLEN ENT AND GERETS! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WOOD ELVES!!! |
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Medon
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Forget about the revenge talk... we FEAR them again!!! Five elves out in the first turn... team value dropped from 1990 to 1600... 3-2 loss. That makes it three consecutive losses against that ^%$#@&$%^# SpVgg Underhacking. But: It was an epic match with several beautiful touchdowns, so we gave the crowd what they wanted to see! |
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DeZigma
Joined: Aug 21, 2011
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Nov 04, 2015 - 16:39 |
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Frederic: Good evening ladies and gentleman.
My name is Frederic Preuss, your moderator. Welcome to a special broadcast of Urban Brawl. Today's highlights are comming from League Two, were ROUND 6 was played.
Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur were this round off and had some time to rest. Silver Wardens FC and AFC Hell-Mouth enjoyed some "free" points due to early team drop outs. So effectively just two of the scheduled games were played.
After a short commercial we will have a quick review of the first game Hajduk Blitz vs. [OBBA] Monstar Zrinjski. >>>>>
Frederic: Well, after some seasons of heavy financial issues Hajduk came back and has found themself this season in a midfield position. In order not to lose touch with the top, a victory was compulsorily for them. However, on the other side Zrinjski could decrease the distance to the backlash-free Hotspurs with a victory and open the door to the "safety" position N°5. The underdog situation with many free inducements opened Monstar a real chance to conclude this positively for themselves (2 babes, Madeye, Ugroth and a Merc Mino).
Hajduk receives and strikes a perfect defense of the Underdog. The ball landed deep in Hajduk's zone and the favorite is trying to get control of the ball, space and the opponent. Time splints to be the key in this game. Thus, the gum principle must serve as a tactic in this moment. Introduced by a long pass from Asanovic to Ivic, the obvious prepared tactic change to a fast and vertical game followed immediately. Zrinjski was clearly trying to keep away the Dalmatians from their end zone and tried to put pressure on individual players (especially on Ivic). Using his speed and reach Ivic was able to escape shortly from the main hustle, but unfortunatly a tear in the right leg stopped all his efforts and also the ball possession. Well the medic was able to patch him ready again. This could definatly be a turning point of the first half, maybe of the game? Who will get the control of the ball could score, and if Zrinjski would be in this favor, they could take the maximum advantage, THREE BIG POINTS!! For short Monstar got the ball, but "Balkan Mercs and Loners" wasnt't able to sustain preasure to the ball. Asanovic shown true leader attributes, killing a foe, picking up under highest preassure and handoff to Bokšic,who scored in round 8 of the first half. Perfect timing! 1:0
Second half. Hajduk kicking short and Monstar quick-snapped unexpearanced LOS loners. Zrinjski outnumbered Hajduk by 2 players and brought in some leathal orcish chainsaw. The Hercegovian team pushed strongly under leadership of the merc mino along their right wing deep into the zone of Hajduk. Elena Ekodas scored after some nonleathal bashing during round 4 of the second half. 1:1.
Noharm Ugroth was banned, but Monstar was still at +2 players. This time Hajduk receiving, decided to go straight forward. Play it fast, but the defeanse had a lot of legs, setting up tackle zones as much as possible. Hajduk's transvers game playing by moving from right to middle to left side, gave the pact only few blocks. Just to say the blitzes with no direct access to the blodge ball carrier. AG4 made the day and Ivic finally scored in round 15 (bit lucky) thanks to the first half apo for the final result of 2:1. Hajduk's win sticked them to the top and gave all chances to finalize this season at promotion ranks. Monstar Zrinjski instead will pay this season the price of an almost unexpereanced pact team. The team has lost almost all chances to get rid of the taillight position. Moreover the league saving postion 5 just gone.
Frederic: Looking forward to the second game, well the hot spot.>>>>> Real Club Celta de Vigo vs.
Doncaster Belles .
Celta was dominating the league from the beginning of the first round, but with a win Doncaster could have good chances to win the title. Celta Vigo missing two Blitzers got some extras (Babes, Apo and Helmut). First half Belles are kicking and Celta took the chance to build up its offensive using first round stuns and KO by Helmut. Doncaster with plenty blodgers on the field, answered this "Tika-Taka" attemp with classic guard-skill-trap. Within the next two rounds the Zones put heavy preasue on the ball handling Orellana. An unlucky failed GFI during a +2D blitz attemp on him ended this preasure. Celta was back in game, repositioning to the centerfield behind their ogre Sergio. Several outs on Belle's side, consequent exploit of the Orellana's reach with good screaning brought Real Celta into the position to score late of the first half. 1:0. As a small footnote about the wandering APO, who saved the almost gone Jonny, has to be remarked!
Second half started with throwing rocks hitting Doncaster, followed by doubble skull burning a RR and a failed handoff. Well a critical situation, ball down and Celta answered with 2 KO. The Belles try to reallocate by cageing in the center, but missing reach gave the Spanish team the possibility to move arround. Never the less a lot of blodge and guard made it almost impossible to stop the amazones. The humans were seperated and outnumbert in their positions, but bad screaning gave them a possibilty of a +2d blitz (w/o tackle) at the amazone catcher. A POW, followed by a scatter catch of Orellana! This changed the preasure point as Doncaster have to get possesion of the ball again. Well looking to the high amount of blodge and guard on the pitch, specially in connection with the spreaded defense of Celta, a tie should be realistic. The Belles outnumber the humans, got controll of the opponent player and hitted the few Celta players arround the ball and free it for the moment. This happend just to be followed by an unnecessary GFI of Lipka and consequence of injuring herself and a turnover! Moreover all RR of Doncaster were burned, both catchers injured (also for the next game), the thrower far away, just some blitzers stick arround and messed it up. Still a chance to equilze as throwing in was a 7 squares straight ahead, but snake dodges are for mongoose, not for amazons!
Doncaster has lost a great opportunity to harm the spanish tika-taka and sit on top of league. Well, the upstair postions are still a realistic target, but Celta the Vigo seams to be unstoppable and is leading the scene.
That's all for tonight. Stay focused. Your Frederic Preuss! |
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Candlejack
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 04, 2015 - 18:42 |
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Well, well, well.. once again those silly Elves tried to win agaist us, or at least harm us..
HAH!! We laugh at PSV Enthofen.. BTW: PSV means Pitty Silly Vermin? Must be, because they crunched soooo nice under our boots... HA HA HA HA..!!!!!!! |
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Mozza1
Joined: Oct 06, 2013
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Nov 04, 2015 - 20:16 |
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| DatMonsta wrote: | Those matchreports are approved to be AMAZING!
Everybody should take some time to read them!
Well done Mozza! |
Thanks! |
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