Severedunit
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Feb 01, 2012 - 00:11 |
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You've caused 25 while suffering 22 cas' in your last 10 games. Keep plugging away. Offer fewer blocks to your opponents, dodge more,roll fewer dice,play drunk,stop caring,down the river not across the stream. |
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Jumboparagon
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Joined: Aug 19, 2009
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Feb 01, 2012 - 00:34 |
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PurpleChest wrote: | Dark Elves are uber uncool, and this might explain your problem.
They are massively and critically overexposed. You even get them on kids t shirts now, they are the 'hello kitty' of the BB world.
Maybe switch to HE? they are proper cool. |
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kungfupanda
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
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Feb 03, 2012 - 14:43 |
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Looking at my w/d/l record I seem to not be any good, i would like to contest this slighly by the fact, in my last game with elves i managed to roll 5 1's in a row, every single dodge attempted. Elves arre supposed to be good at this with a 2+ but no, as the title of this thread 'Fumbbl has the worst luck for me' and it doesn't seem to be getting any better.
From a slightly deflated player |
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kungfupanda
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
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Feb 03, 2012 - 16:25 |
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I really want to start swearing at something, it's getting rediculous, 6 casualties by the end of the first half to his none and two of those killed, how am i supposed to compete
Getting beyond a laugh now |
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Foad
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Joined: Sep 02, 2007
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Feb 03, 2012 - 16:39 |
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I generally listen to Rick Astley when playing, it seems to reduce the amount of skulls and 1's rolled (dunno if this is meant to be in the RNG algorithm).
That and play wearing nothing but a zorro mask.
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pythrr
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Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Feb 03, 2012 - 16:47 |
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Techcasualty wrote: | There should be a rant board :p |
same thing. you rant. we laugh at you. everyone wins. |
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pythrr
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Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Feb 03, 2012 - 16:48 |
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blocknroll wrote: | i've lost 5 games in a row, i second the wall of rage idea! ![Wink](./modules/PNphpBB2/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
wall of suck, perhaps. Russo? |
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pythrr
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Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Feb 03, 2012 - 16:50 |
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kungfupanda wrote: | Looking at my w/d/l record I seem to not be any good, i would like to contest this slighly by the fact, in my last game with elves i managed to roll 5 1's in a row, every single dodge attempted. |
Um, then take the hint and stop dodging?
Even monkeys stop sticking their fingers in the electrical socket eventually.... |
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blader4411
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Joined: Oct 18, 2009
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Feb 03, 2012 - 17:10 |
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Yay, another complaint about "luck".
Notify us when your CR hits 100.
-Blader |
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Severedunit
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Feb 03, 2012 - 17:58 |
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"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." -- Thomas Jefferson
“Chance favors the prepared mind.“ – Louis Pasteur
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.“ – R.E. Shay
“Diligence is the mother of good luck.“ – Benjamin Franklin
“If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can’t, you’re right.“ – Henry Ford
“In short, Luck’s always to blame.“ – Jean De La Fontaine
“Luck is the residue of design.“ - Branch Rickey
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.“ – Earl Wilson
“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.“ – Wilson Mizner
“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.“ – Harry Golden
“The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.“ – Edward Gibbon |
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pythrr
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Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Feb 03, 2012 - 18:02 |
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Napoleon had a big cannon, etc. |
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Balle2000
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Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Feb 03, 2012 - 18:10 |
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you should read my blog
(ps: why do you think that elf team has 4 blitzers?) |
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Leilond
Joined: Jan 02, 2012
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Feb 03, 2012 - 21:03 |
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I have always the clear feeling that I'm the most unluck player of the world
Than I talk to other players and everyone has a story of skulls and zeros rolled (yes, there are people so unlucky that look like they're able to rolla a "0" on 1d6)... and I think
If we are ALL unlucky... with who we are playing? |
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pythrr
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Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Feb 03, 2012 - 23:28 |
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Leilond wrote: | I have always the clear feeling that I'm the most unluck player of the world
Than I talk to other players and everyone has a story of skulls and zeros rolled (yes, there are people so unlucky that look like they're able to rolla a "0" on 1d6)... and I think
If we are ALL unlucky... with who we are playing? |
PeteW |
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Redgum
Joined: May 19, 2009
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Feb 04, 2012 - 00:01 |
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Nuffle just did me in last night. Snakes on 2+ catches. A AG6 dodge catcher who couldn't dodge. Failed the gfi I needed to blitz the ball. crowd rock SI niggles my newest elf. skull/pow on the blitz to stop the first TD and the ST4 thrower who threw it BHed. Had one last chance (at 4-0 down) to OTT and the 2 dice blitz comes up skulls.
It happens. Some nights you're embarrassed because Nuffle hands you the game on a plate. Other times he takes all the joy from you and leaves you huddled, sobbing in the corner. |
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