lawofthewest
Joined: Nov 09, 2017
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Apr 29, 2018 - 14:36 |
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After 400+ losses, I'm an expert in losing.
Here are some hints how to lose:
1) don't protect the ball
2) don't form a cage
3) make unnecessary rolls all the time e.g.: GFIs, handoffs, passes, dodges, fouls, 1d blocks -2d blocks, -3d blocks
4)don't setup properly vs kickoff events like BLITZ, PERFECT D, RIOT
5) play with 0 re-rolls
6) accept every matchup (Ogres vs Wood elves, Amazons vs dwarves, Orcs vs haflings and similar)
7) leave your Legends unprotected in enemy territory
and many more feel free to add to the list |
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Lill-Leif
Joined: Nov 17, 2005
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Apr 29, 2018 - 14:47 |
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lawofthewest
Joined: Nov 09, 2017
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Apr 29, 2018 - 14:51 |
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well you can protect the ball without forming a cage |
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Lill-Leif
Joined: Nov 17, 2005
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:01 |
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If I protect the ball, without forming a cage it seems like (2) is not a criterion for losing. |
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panalukidis
Joined: Feb 23, 2018
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:11 |
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always potato the first chance you get |
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panalukidis
Joined: Feb 23, 2018
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:17 |
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9: don't check opponent's skills (diving tackle, shadowing etc)- |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:23 |
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10) Play to win
(rather than accept a draw - eg. don't stall) |
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Rawlf
Joined: Jul 15, 2007
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:32 |
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Hmm I only ever lost 200 yet so I will have to bow to your wisdom. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Apr 29, 2018 - 15:42 |
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Whatever you do, don't donate $10 to FUMBBL and don't send me two match reports to review! |
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Seventyone
Joined: Dec 02, 2010
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Apr 29, 2018 - 16:16 |
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Don't worry about boring stuff like standing up players or moving unmarked players around. As soon as your turn starts get onto the fun and important stuff like blocking. |
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lawofthewest
Joined: Nov 09, 2017
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Apr 29, 2018 - 16:48 |
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Seventyone wrote: | Don't worry about boring stuff like standing up players or moving unmarked players around. As soon as your turn starts get onto the fun and important stuff like blocking. |
that cost me about 200 of the 400 lost games XD |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Apr 29, 2018 - 17:07 |
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i have lost exactly 2000 games, and I approve this post. |
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Zlefin
Joined: Apr 14, 2005
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Apr 29, 2018 - 17:18 |
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interceptions are extremely rare; so don't mind throwing over enemy players at all, it's not gonna get intercepted.
always stand up players that are next to the enemy. |
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Catalyst32
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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Apr 29, 2018 - 17:48 |
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How do you set up APPROPRIATELY for RIOT Kick Off results? |
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lawofthewest
Joined: Nov 09, 2017
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Apr 29, 2018 - 18:21 |
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Catalyst32 wrote: | How do you set up APPROPRIATELY for RIOT Kick Off results? |
just keep in mind they might have that extra turn that gives non OTT teams an edge to score - it cost me a game when I just lined up for the last blocking/fouling orgy and neglected the sidelines completly... opponent scored in 2 turns |
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