Bobs
Joined: Feb 26, 2009
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Jul 29, 2011 - 03:52 |
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/me steps sideways |
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Barre
Joined: Aug 09, 2003
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:02 |
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As promised here are the Twahnlow awards for Season XXXX, not these are the statistic based awards, not a result of the voting. For the new guys, these awards are normally in 3 categories Gold, Silver, and Bronze, for Prem, Conf, and Regiies respectively. Since Season XXXX only contained Conf there will only be Silver awards.
- Silver Twahnlow - Most twahnlow votes
Harald Son of Harald on 18 votes
- Silver Fists - Lowest block/casualty ratio (min: 3 cas)
Coffin Fodder (3.75) Ankle Grab United, Mummy
- Silver Knuckles - Highest number of casualties
The Grinch (9) Seussville Slammers, Mummy
- Silver Shield - Highest number of blocks
Ltrchl (66) Slumbering Skink, Saurus
Pandemonium (66) Chaos All Sorts, Minotaur
- Silver Boot - Most fouls
Alex Delarge (9) Hatted Heroes, Hobgoblin
- Silver Glove - Most Interceptions
Not awarded, minimum of 2 required
- Silver Arm - Highest yardage/completion ratio (min: 3 cmp)
Sticky Fingers G. (6.33) Pimpin' Aint Easy, Thrower
- Silver Boomerang - Most completions
Limelight (11) Tribute to Allan Parsons, Catcher
- Silver Arrow - Most yards gained from passing
Elisandro Luthien (33) Amazingly High Elves, Thrower
- Silver Slipper - Most yards gained from rushing
Harald Son of Harald (170) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
Steff (170) Psych Lab, Gutter Runner
- Silver Ball - Most touchdowns
Harald Son of Harald (8) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
- Silver Star - Most SPP gained in the season
Hazem bin Khalifa al Nayan (31) Bedouin Falcons, Runner
- Silver Heart NEW - Most Turns on the Pitch
Robert Brout (113) Large Head-on Colliders, Bull Centaur
Congratulations to all players and coaches of players.
Note: Silver Twahnlow to come soon
Edit: Updated awards, award changes exist for Silver Shield, Silver Boomerang, and Silver Star |
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Bobs
Joined: Feb 26, 2009
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:14 |
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Gee who's team got the new twahnlow ?? why is there a new twahnlow ??
Who's in charge of the stats ??
Blatant nepotism there methinks
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Barre
Joined: Aug 09, 2003
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:18 |
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LOL, you wouldn't believe how long it took me diigging around to find an award to give to myself.
Seriously though, FYI, turns per game is a newly tracked stat in the client. |
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swladmin
Joined: Sep 22, 2010
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:21 |
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Only a couple of days to get those Twahnlow votes in people!
We have a frontrunner at this point, on 18 votes - can anyone possibly catch him? |
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Morgion
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:56 |
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Man im freaking spewing I missed two games, I could've easily got some more awards. Silver Arm is sweet for minimum amount of games. Cheers for the stats!
Votes per game ratio!! Go go go!! |
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Morgion
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jul 29, 2011 - 06:57 |
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Grats to all winners of course some very cool stats there! |
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Satans_mechanic
Joined: Jul 17, 2004
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Jul 29, 2011 - 08:44 |
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Barre wrote: | - Silver Fists - Lowest block/casualty ratio (min: 3 cas)
Coffin Fodder (3.75) Ankle Grab United, Mummy
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Not a bad effort considering she only lasted 2 games. |
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Jul 29, 2011 - 09:22 |
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Barre wrote: | - Silver Slipper - Most yards gained from rushing
Harald Son of Harald (170) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
Steff (170) Psych Lab, Gutter Runner
- Silver Ball - Most touchdowns
Harald Son of Harald (8 ) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
- Silver Star - Most SPP gained in the season
Harald Son of Harald (29) Wonga Wonga Whalekillers, Runner
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A reporter attending the post-season binge in the Whalekillers longhouse got the following comment on the triple accolade from an intoxicated and chanting Harald Son of Harald.
"Im Son of Harald, yes of the REAL Harald. All you other sons of Haralds are just sons of noharalds, so wont Son of REAL Harald, please jump-up, please jump-up" etc etc... |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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Jul 29, 2011 - 09:51 |
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PROTEST!
My Dwarf runner has 31spp!
I call shenanigans!!
Is this some sort of anti-Muslim bigotry?
Are we not welcome in the SWL?
Al humdilalah! A'Mashala'allah!
Click here for the real most SPP player. |
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Barre
Joined: Aug 09, 2003
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Jul 29, 2011 - 09:59 |
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Hold the phone folks, looks like we may be missing a game or two.. a correct list will be published by tomorrow. |
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Balle2000
Joined: Sep 25, 2008
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Jul 29, 2011 - 10:39 |
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ClayInfinity wrote: | Click here for the real most SPP player. |
Blatant cheating by the Bedouins. Like everything else, you have obviously bought these SPPs from a NWL team or something... |
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Bobs
Joined: Feb 26, 2009
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Jul 30, 2011 - 04:07 |
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So ... ummm
When's next season start.
Draft done, no trial anymore, what are you slackers doing. |
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BeefyGoodness
Joined: Nov 25, 2003
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Jul 30, 2011 - 06:14 |
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LOL yeah! its been a whole day! |
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Barre
Joined: Aug 09, 2003
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Jul 30, 2011 - 10:53 |
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Ok, we were missing 4 games from the end of the season, they have now been included and the new award calculations are complete.
Unfortunately this means, The Chad loses his Silver Boomerang, and Harald Son of Harald loses his Silver Star. Ltrchl now shares his Silver Shield.
Carry on. |
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