TheSpydyr
Joined: Dec 11, 2013
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Jan 18, 2017 - 20:08 |
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The Pharoahs move on in a match against Emphasy's 'Ead 'Ashers Dwarf team, where the Dwarves got their heads 'ashed in over and over again! Emphasy did the best he could with all of the crazy CAS dice from the KHE. With limited players on the pitch, he was able to mount a good defense in the first half that kept me from scoring (with some help by a couple of boneheaded plays by me thrown in).
But in the second half the CAS's kept coming and the Dwarves only had 3 on the pitch by the time the coach gave up and started hitting end turn without moving players. This gave the KHE the 1-0 win.
Total CAS count was 0 for the Dwarves and 8 for the KHE! |
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Kammo22
Joined: Jun 11, 2011
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Jan 18, 2017 - 21:37 |
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In the P-R Group Penat just got eliminated by thebursar's RC Underdark. Better coach won this time, because I have to say that half of the time I had no idea what I was doing |
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spinball
Joined: Jul 01, 2004
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Jan 19, 2017 - 04:29 |
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I think it is interesting the very high number of games of blood bowl (fumbbl style) the coaches that have advanced into the 2nd round of my qualifier have played. If my calculator is correct they have played a total of 17,535 games of fumbbl, averaging to 2,191 games per coach. That is a lot of blood bowl! |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Jan 19, 2017 - 08:11 |
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Wow, definitely. Would be interesting to see how it's in other groups. |
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Mr_Lemon
Joined: Oct 02, 2004
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Jan 19, 2017 - 12:10 |
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In the K-L segment we are nowhere close to those numbers. In round three I think the average number is closer to 500 and the all the three coaches in our qualifier that have more than 1500 games are knocked out after round 2 so I guess there is a big difference between the different qualifiers this time! |
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Verminardo
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Jan 19, 2017 - 12:21 |
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Oh all right I went back and calculated it for the UVW group of death, too. "Only" 1851 matches per coach on average in round two. However, 7 Major titles between the 8 coaches, ha! |
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sonrises
Joined: May 02, 2013
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Jan 19, 2017 - 12:30 |
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Let me see...PeteW, Stonetroll, Brainsaw...bah! piece of cake for your Walpurgis 2 Vermi!
Follow these instructions:
PeteW and Stonetroll kill each other, so sit back and relax, and then you only need to beat Brainsaw and no more major winners in your qualy... piece of cake man!! |
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Malmir
Joined: May 20, 2008
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Jan 19, 2017 - 12:37 |
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spinball wrote: | I think it is interesting the very high number of games of blood bowl (fumbbl style) the coaches that have advanced into the 2nd round of my qualifier have played. If my calculator is correct they have played a total of 17,535 games of fumbbl, averaging to 2,191 games per coach. That is a lot of blood bowl! |
Aha - S - T qualifier has over 18,000 games played between them in round 2. Noobs.
In other news, at vast expense my spies have been able to locate the kick-off of Sonrises' match. They finally admitted it was up on a huge billboard in the town centre. |
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CroixFer
Joined: Jan 05, 2012
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Jan 19, 2017 - 13:01 |
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sonrises wrote: | Follow these instructions:
PeteW and Stonetroll kill each other, so sit back and relax, and then you only need to beat Brainsaw and no more major winners in your qualy... piece of cake man!! |
You mean Stonetroll destroys PeteW but, somehow, PeteW wins the game with 11 MNG for next round, right? I mean, I can´t see any "kill each other" factor in that game... |
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sonrises
Joined: May 02, 2013
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Jan 19, 2017 - 13:09 |
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Malmir wrote: |
In other news, at vast expense my spies have been able to locate the kick-off of Sonrises' match. They finally admitted it was up on a huge billboard in the town centre. |
Relax my little cute dwarfies...do not worry about nasty man Malmir! you have to understand we needed the monies for Hotels, food, funerals...
Whatz!? i didn't said Funerals!...you heard wrong! It is impossible to talk to you dwarfies when you go off like that...i am leaving for the Pub...me back when you relax, okie? |
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MonkeyMan576
Joined: Jul 02, 2008
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Jan 19, 2017 - 19:04 |
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420 Friendly(High Elf) vs. Bad Luck Sux(Wood Elf) right now! |
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sonrises
Joined: May 02, 2013
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Jan 20, 2017 - 09:14 |
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Ok, Ok...my little cute dwarfies....me bad, i shouldn't have accepted the monnies for that billboard in town centre, true.
Nasty man Malmir found out and came to our game and threw rocks against us...true too.
Tim Router was badly hit by one of those rocks, true. But he is all good now, isn't he?
Enough! Now, you got a chance for revenge this Sunday! show me what colour elf blood is! go dwarves, go! |
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tussock
Joined: May 29, 2011
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Jan 20, 2017 - 09:47 |
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A - B, round 2, 18157 games, average 2270 each.
Though mostly it's just Emphasy, on 7668 games played, with his dinky little half-grown dwelfs. Don't even have a tractor, what sort of team is that. |
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Stonetroll
Joined: Jun 30, 2005
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Jan 21, 2017 - 18:38 |
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Ultimate mr Men vs Uusiverikulho tonight at 2130 (or somewhere around that, I'm assuming server time unless otherwise notified) |
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Verminardo
Joined: Sep 27, 2006
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Jan 21, 2017 - 18:46 |
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sonrises wrote: | Let me see...PeteW, Stonetroll, Brainsaw...bah! piece of cake for your Walpurgis 2 Vermi!
Follow these instructions:
PeteW and Stonetroll kill each other, so sit back and relax, and then you only need to beat Brainsaw and no more major winners in your qualy... piece of cake man!! |
You forgot Uedder. |
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