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Favourite beer style
Lager
28%
 28%  [ 25 ]
Stout
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17%
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Total Votes : 87


PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 20, 2021 - 13:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Let's get ready to FUMBBL! Go go gobbos in teh box, activating now

edit: all mens be scared, will try again laters
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2021 - 16:06 Reply with quote Back to top

Game 4 report

At first it wasn't clear that the opposition had turned up, because they were in the dugout, and we couldnt see them 'cos they were dorfs, and dorfs are short. They are short, geddit? and they smell.

Swear Box declared victory after winning the toss, but the fans wouldn't let them leave the stadium.
The diminutive hipsters must have put on too much beard oil as they kept tripping over themselves in the first quarter, as the gobs bossed it down the pitch. Then an outstretched tattooed arm caught Archie Dectomy in the ball and he went down, the first of 9 KO's. Or what we thought were 9 KO's... turns out Barry McCockinner was dead... having never seen an elf.

We were 1-0 down going to the 2nd half, but Kryten played a blinder to give us false hope: out of 6 bombs, one was accurate and aimed straight at the ball carrier. One was intercepted by a Troll Slayer's mohican, and the rest blew up in his backpack: but he kept getting back up. His and the trolls efforts stopped the dorfs scoring. MVP.

A moral victory for the brave green boys.'Ard Nob (Gnoblar) has been hired to replace Barry.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2021 - 16:38 Reply with quote Back to top

An extra dollar will be added to my total for Fleegle, if that doesn't bring it above $20. He's been pretty heroic, deserves a tip.

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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2021 - 22:51 Reply with quote Back to top

JackassRampant wrote:
An extra dollar will be added to my total for Fleegle, if that doesn't bring it above $20. He's been pretty heroic, deserves a tip.


No worries, nice one, cap is at $10 if he survives 10 games but you can add a dollar if he makes it! “Blind” Dr. Unk had to bring him back from the dead last game!
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Jan 21, 2021 - 23:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Okay, just +$1, up to $11.

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Focus not on things you can't control, like bad dice. Focus instead on things under your power, like how far you flip the table.
rolo



Joined: Mar 31, 2016

Post   Posted: Jan 23, 2021 - 18:10 Reply with quote Back to top

PaddyMick wrote:
Or what we thought were 9 KO's... turns out Barry McCockinner was dead... having never seen an elf.


Oh no, tragedy! Disaster!

I would be honored to sponsor poor Barry's replacement, Buster Highman.

Buster is enraged at the dirty and frankly unsportsmanlike play of Dwarves which led to the tragic passing of his friend Barry. An extra dollar in the kitty for every dead dwarf!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 14:32 Reply with quote Back to top

You got it rolo, he will be hired next
I lol'd

activating now! come and throw rocks
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 15:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Match Report Game 5

Was this some kind of joke? Our promoter, PurpleVest, booked us into play an exhibition game at the Underworld Bowl, but when we got there, all we found was a rookie dark elf team in need of a training game.

Well we were damn well going to show these emos the way to play blood bowl. As we recieved, coach gave Fanatic Archie Dictomy the hand signal for the 'Distraction Carnifex' play, which worked a treat as he was able to pull thier whole team one way while we went another and Princess Beer Git broke her duck with a leaping TD!

Even a Blitz! couldn't stop them returning the score though, despite the best efforts of Fawcett Inn Stout convincing the ref he was part of the grounds maintenance team and his chainsaw was to do some weeding, then using it to KO a couple of sulky teenage goth wannabes.

The 2nd half saw the elves drop the ball, and as Tipsy Nipsy scooped it up, he was dumped over the railing and beaten to death by the ball boys union (there was no crowd). Again, we couldn't stop them scoring... BUT WHAT WE COULD DO WAS MAKE THEM SCORE!!

Fleegle Fluffmuffin (who else?)had the presence of mind to push the witch over into the end zone, and the ref blew with enough time on the clock to equalise. Fleegle duly obliged with a flying touchdown, courtesy of Frumpy Rumpy, and the gobs tied it up.

It was not over though, as there was one more act of heroism to come: Tenmil Sokhet laid down his life on the LOS by refusing to dodge, thereby denying the chain push for another TD attempt. “Blind” Dr. Unk was on hand to bring him back from the dead, with a sponge.

A stunning 2-2 win.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 16:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Storr and stej, I forgot to hire your sponsored players yet, i'll do it after next game.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 16:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Fleegle FTW!

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Focus not on things you can't control, like bad dice. Focus instead on things under your power, like how far you flip the table.
Weresquid



Joined: Mar 25, 2016

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 17:09 Reply with quote Back to top

Tipsy Died? Awwww.

I'll sponsor another, whenever you get around to hiring more. Smelly Flaps will do better.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 25, 2021 - 20:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Weresquid wrote:
Smelly Flaps
FRSHMN



Joined: Feb 25, 2013

Post   Posted: Jan 26, 2021 - 14:20 Reply with quote Back to top

PaddyMick wrote:

... and Princess Beer Git broke her duck with a leaping TD!


Leaping TD Counter: 1
rolo



Joined: Mar 31, 2016

Post   Posted: Jan 31, 2021 - 22:40 Reply with quote Back to top

rolo wrote:
Buster is enraged at the dirty and frankly unsportsmanlike play of Dwarves which led to the tragic passing of his friend Barry. An extra dollar in the kitty for every dead dwarf!


Just to clarify: All Buster wants to see is dead dwarves. While he'd love to foul them himself, he'll donate for ANY dead dwarf. Blown up with a bomb, decapitated by a chainsaw. Put snipers in the crowds, spike the beer, run a tripwire across the endzone. Whatever it takes. Blood Bowl, Goblin style. Buster is perfectly happy to watch dwarves get pummeled while he himself is cowering behind a troll, in fact that's his preferred viewing position.

Asking you to kill Dwarves with a specific goblin seems more like a needlessly cruel joke. I want to support your project, not drive you to drink.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 01, 2021 - 13:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Cheers Rolo! Activating now, lets hope its dwarfs Smile
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