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Favourite beer style
Lager
28%
 28%  [ 27 ]
Stout
32%
 32%  [ 31 ]
Bitter
17%
 17%  [ 16 ]
Pie
21%
 21%  [ 20 ]
Total Votes : 94


Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Feb 11, 2021 - 20:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, at least we hurt a krox!
stej



Joined: Jan 05, 2009

Post   Posted: Feb 12, 2021 - 09:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Look at that stuntman go! Keep those games coming!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 17, 2021 - 12:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Let's go gobbo fans! activating now
edit: no dice, will try later
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 19, 2021 - 12:47 Reply with quote Back to top

It's on: playing now vs cdassaks flings. Should be bloody!
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 19, 2021 - 14:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Match report game 9

Goblins are cruel little buggers. When they heard that a super star from Fling's Flying Circus was one game away from legend, they swung by the big top to try and make sure he would never make it.

Flingon is a cross between a fling and a klingon, or did he just have a cornish pasty taped to his head?
In any case he was marked for death as the hobbitses recieved in the first drive. There seemed to be a forest in the middle of the pitch - which is cheating- that stopped the gobbos getting to him, and he scored late on... but not late enough for our counter offensive to come apart and for him to score again.

The Cunning Stuntman blamed dropping the ball on it's being greasy from being handled by the obesity pandemic that the Circus calls a team.

Archie Dictomy was the difference we needed in the second half: after Flingon's inevitable sack of our star quaterback Princess Beer Git, some precision flailing with his ball and chain took down the troublesome porker. Replays reveal it was only the cornish pasty that was hurt, and he faked the injury in order to be secure in his legend status. Cheater.

'Ard Nob walked it in to secure his Veteran status, like a proper professional blood bowl player, but despite pressure from a morally and numerically superior stunty team, we couldnt tie it up in the last quarter. 1-2 to the flings.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Feb 19, 2021 - 19:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Yikes, you haven't won or tied since Fleegle got eaten.

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PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 22, 2021 - 14:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Game 10 Match report

We almost broke our losing streak in this one... alas it was not to be but what style we lost in!

The first quarter was gobbo candyland. Fawcett Inn Stout set the tone by ramming his chainsaw through the face of the most deadly dark elf on the pitch, leaving the rest of the team breathing a sigh of releif. He was also on hand to sack the sacker after a prancing leaper made a steal attempt, and set up Butt Cheek Sandwich for the President to throw in for a touchdown.

The subsequent elf drive was halted when The Cunning Stuntman went full Cruise Missile on a screened but isolated ball carrier; after a scrum, Seymour Butts emerged to leg it down the pitch, pursued by prancing leaper, who recovered the ball but fumbled his throw.

The second half saw kryten on target, which combined with some snakes in the grass almost let us score a defensive TD but leaping boy rescued them to tie it up.

In the final quarter, and outnumbering the goths 11-7, we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, as the trolls went dumb and the assassin came into play to gift the emos a difficult victory.

Oh, and Butt Landing was killed. By a lineman. Almost incidentally, and most definately uncaringly.
Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Feb 22, 2021 - 16:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Oh no! The poor fella died way too early. Sad
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 23, 2021 - 15:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Now seems like a good time to take stock. I had hoped to play more games, but RL got in the way. Anyway, I'm happy with 10, and will play a final game this Friday.

Looks like you guys raised $139, very well done, and helps to keep this great site going.

I'll tally up now and the final game won't count for sponsorship, unless any of you all want to sponsor that one game, with any prop bets you like. I'll be aiming to kick off around 23:00 server time (10pm GMT) and i'll do the draw to win the beer on discord straight afterwards! Let Bowlbot decide!

There is space for 2 more players on the team and an assistant coach, if anyone wants to pledge any $ amount and give me a name for them for the final game - and get entered into the draw to win the beer!
ClayInfinity



Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 06:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Im in very late... Dicken Cider for $10

https://youtu.be/Xfzxesxk_Yo
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 08:56 Reply with quote Back to top

ClayInfinity wrote:
Im in very late... Dicken Cider for $10

https://youtu.be/Xfzxesxk_Yo


Nice one! player hired. Will follow your dodgy link later ;0
Storr



Joined: Mar 25, 2020

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 12:37 Reply with quote Back to top

If there's still a spot left, I'll sponsor "Porter of Hell". 1$ for every foul he commits, 2$ for a cas, 5$ for a kill and 5$ for a successfully argued call on his behalf.
JackassRampant



Joined: Feb 26, 2011

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 16:43 Reply with quote Back to top

$139 down, $861 to go before Swear Box becomes the third team to earn the 100% Class badge.

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Focus not on things you can't control, like bad dice. Focus instead on things under your power, like how far you flip the table.
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 20:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Storr wrote:
If there's still a spot left, I'll sponsor "Porter of Hell". 1$ for every foul he commits, 2$ for a cas, 5$ for a kill and 5$ for a successfully argued call on his behalf.


nice one buddy, he's hired
PaddyMick



Joined: Jan 03, 2012

Post   Posted: Feb 24, 2021 - 20:19 Reply with quote Back to top

PaddyMick wrote:
Players Sponsored:

The Final Team standings and $ Tally

1. Troll:President Merkin Muffley (DrClaes)- played 10 games, $10 - Top Thrower
2. Troll:Frumpy Rumpy (Bean Belly)- played 10 games, $10 - Most Hungry
3. Hooligan: Butt Cheek Sandwich (lemf)- played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
4. Fanatic: Archie Dectomy (jdm)- played 10 games, $10 - my personal MVP most games
5. Pogoer: Princess Beer Git (FRSHMN) - played 8 games, 2 leaping TD's, $10 - Biggest Heart
6. Doom Diver: The Cunning Stuntman (stej) - played 4 games, $4 - Had one epic cruise missile moment
7. Bomber: Kryten (Lorebass)- played 10 games, $10 - Most likely to change a game
8. Looney: Fawcett Inn Stout (neilwat)- played 9 games, $9 - Fan Favourite
9. Goblin (hired for final game by ClayInfinity) - Dicken Cider - flat $10
10. Goblin: Seymour Butts (Joost) - played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
11. Goblin: Richard B Lister (stej) - played 9 games, $9 - Trooper
12. Goblin: Buster Highman (rolo)- played 5 games, $5 - Most Unfulfilled Potential
13. Goblin: Porter of Hell (Storr) - final game props: 1$ every foul , 2$ cas, 5$ kill and 5$argued call
14. Goblin:Tenmil Sokhet (Bobs)played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
15. Goblin: 'Ard Nob (Gnoblar)-played 6 games, $6 - Timely Touchdowns
16. Goblin: Earwax Sculptor (csk73)- played 2 games, $2 - watch out for this guy in the final


Staff to be hired, who and can named and sponsored for a one off donation:

17. Apothecary $3:“Blind” Dr. Unk (“Blind” Dr. Unk) - flat $3 - mostly useless Smile

Past Players:
Superfuzz Bigmuff (jdm) - 1 game played, $1 - Sadly Missed
Poopy Swoop (Storr) - 2 games played, $2 - No Touchdowns - flew too high to the sun
Barry McCockinner (rolo) - 3 games played, $3 - no elves killed, all the ones we played had too much armour
Tipsy Nips (Weresquid) - 4 games played, $4 - did a foul in one game
Fleegle Fluffmuffin (JackassRampant) - 6 games played, $6 - if he had lived, we would have won everything and he would be in the hall of legends now
Smelly Flaps (Weresquid) - 1 game played, $1 - best name
Butt Landing (Storr) - 4 games played, $4 - 10/10 for effort
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