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pythrr



Joined: Mar 07, 2006

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 03:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Kill all menz

Stall all menz

Turn 16 foul

Ragequit

Lammer Dice

As sexy as Pythrr

gg

FFS

all I roll is 1111111111

hate you all

brb, cat on fire

die in a fire

Welcomas to Sovoetski Polanski!

In Soviet Poland Cow Milks You!

Naama them!

Come at me bro.

Come at me broski.

Y U NO PO?

Y U NO FOUL?

FOUL ME COWARD!

weak sauce

like cat in hammock in garden with hat

Mummy wantz hugs!

Fly little fat man, fly!

Only good dorf is a dead dorf.

4+ minutes of tiny man

minmax scum

ranked picker

cherry picking spaniards

noob

noob picker

zen noobism

i could go on all day

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Mr_Foulscumm



Joined: Mar 05, 2005

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 04:49 Reply with quote Back to top

You missed "Avalanche of 1s" Very Happy

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DustBunny



Joined: Oct 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 05:26 Reply with quote Back to top

Mr_Foulscumm: "ground blitz"

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Kryten



Joined: Sep 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 06:29
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If you stall, I disconnect
licker



Joined: Jul 10, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 06:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Kryten, I need you to change a skill!
DustBunny



Joined: Oct 14, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 07:26 Reply with quote Back to top

The time emphasy accidentally told the truth (he doesn't understand the alligator sign):
[16:20] <Emphasy> everyone < kiwis

Synn looking for a bribe:
[14:39] <Synn> any chance you have a sister, wife, daughter (over the age of 18 )?
[14:40] <Wolbum> Excuse me?

paulhicks being paulhicks:
[14:48] <paulhicks> ***Dustbunny has reached lvl71 internet loner. Social skills decreased by 2. Personal hygene decreased by 4. 1337 skillz increased by 7

BowlBot lays down a harsh truth:
[22:45] <;@BowlBot> *** Kindness 0 vs 3 Maltwhisky ***

This:
[22:51] * @Mr_Foulscumm pokes Leijonet
[22:51] <;@Leijonet> Poop?

Also; my sig!

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paulhicks



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 20:35 Reply with quote Back to top

Kryten wrote:
If you stall, I disconnect


https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1823610 MWhahhahaha (this doesn't count as name dropping as it was forever ago and he's never comming back right?

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Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 22:15 Reply with quote Back to top

pythrr wrote:
like cat in hammock in garden with hat

this

the rest? not so much Smile

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mrt1212



Joined: Feb 26, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 22:38 Reply with quote Back to top

licker wrote:
Kryten, I need you to change a skill!


Laughing Nailed it!
JimmyFantastic



Joined: Feb 06, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 22:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Another great one from Studdy "Every dead dwarf is a new boner."

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mrt1212



Joined: Feb 26, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 22:56 Reply with quote Back to top

JimmyFantastic wrote:
Another great one from Studdy "Every dead dwarf is a new boner."


Can we somehow get him back here? He's a fountain of wisdom.
JimmyFantastic



Joined: Feb 06, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 23:03 Reply with quote Back to top

If only we could! "Claw owns claw the orcs. Claw them eyes!"

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Calcium



Joined: Apr 08, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 08, 2015 - 23:13 Reply with quote Back to top

mrt1212 wrote:
JimmyFantastic wrote:
Another great one from Studdy "Every dead dwarf is a new boner."


Can we somehow get him back here? He's a fountain of wisdom.


So missed here, was epic entertainment Smile

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sonrises



Joined: May 02, 2013

Post   Posted: Jun 09, 2015 - 00:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Highly recommended thread. Worth the read from page 1. Tons of laughter guaranteed.
Really big thxs to the coach who undusted this.
Some gems for those too lazy to look at first pages:

"[15:10] <pac> anyway, if the 1s get that bad, use an AG 3 team - then the 2s screw you too"

"The problem with fouling is that sounds so illegal and offensive - let`s not call it 'foul', lets call it 'groundblitz' !"

"blu: does anybody ever play you a seconed time
red: yes, you. you seem to have forgotten im on your do not play list
blu: damn"

"Context dependent, as reported by Meech at the time of the introduction of the time limit:
<blue> BRB
<red> Dude, your time is almost up
<blue> I know, my cat smoked my last cigarette. So I am trying to smoke that cat
<red> but you may lose a turn
<blue> It's ok, I know what is important.2"

"red=When I play you I am red, when you play me I am blue, I can say no more...
blue=Yeah, it took me about 400 games to figure out that the opposing team is always blue.afterwards I felt silly trying to hide my red players in the blood pools"

"I generally don't think of fouling unless I have a dirty player, then if I do I just foul because I hate not using a skill...."

"spend the first few seconds of the turn quickly knocking down a player and surrounding him with 7 assists. select your dp..... then stop. do nothing for the next 3 1/2 minuites. when your opponent types "hello?" reply "shhh. im working out tactics too complicated for your feble mind". in the last few seconds foul him.
repeat for the following 16 turns. write a match report suggesting your opponent is tactical retarded- Paul Hicks from the how to be a bastig thread"

"<Crashed> your amazon vs my dwarves?
<EdgeDante> sure!
<EdgeDante> wait, lemme check my IQ real quick
<EdgeDante> oh on second thought i'm not retarded, nevermind"


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JimmyFantastic



Joined: Feb 06, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 09, 2015 - 00:50 Reply with quote Back to top

pls work out

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