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lawofthewest



Joined: Nov 09, 2017

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 00:05 Reply with quote Back to top

After playing 500+ games, I really know what players mean if then the say the following generic sentences:

1) Good luck, have fun!

What they really mean: "I hope you have Skulls, Snakeyes and tons of cas all game long!"

2) Interesting setup!

What they really mean: "Your Defense has more holes than a swiss cheese!"

3) Sorry for the kill Sad

What they really mean: "YES!! I GOT THAT M....! DIE! DIE! DIE! DID YOU SEE THAT BLOODPOOL?"

4) You could have scored in Half 1.

What they really mean: "Even a trained monkey could have scored there, you d........"

5) good luck for your team!

What they really mean: "I hope they all get killed or fired and that you have to delete the team sooner or later."

Feel free to add more translations here.
PurpleChest



Joined: Oct 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 00:26 Reply with quote Back to top

missclick - My God, that's a bad choice i instantly regret.

The Dice here are broken - I'm not as good at Blood Bowl as i thought i was.

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pythrr



Joined: Mar 07, 2006

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 01:20 Reply with quote Back to top

GFY = good for you (honest!)

Filthy Staller = go on, score - I'm trying to shame you into letting me have 2 turns to try to equalize.

lol = laughing, but really I hate you and your filthy dice and hope you die in a fire.

Go Die In A Fire = I hope the dice turn, oh friendly opponent.

In Face Wiv Brick = Oh, what a successful foul roll.

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noobie2k7



Joined: Sep 28, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 01:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Good game - Fudge you and the team you came in with.

Close game Smile - I won only because you are stupid

Ouch, another double skulls - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Lorebass



Joined: Jun 25, 2010

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 04:00
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I have a personal favorite.
/tinyviolin - Awwwwwwwww are you having a bad day? Yes you are, Yes your are!
Gozer_the_Gozerian



Joined: May 30, 2015

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 04:08 Reply with quote Back to top

Have you heard of Club 145? = You play like a noob.
Wozzaa



Joined: Apr 23, 2016

Post 21 Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 04:31 Reply with quote Back to top

PurpleChest wrote:
The Dice here are broken - I'm not as good at Blood Bowl as i thought i was.


Man I've experienced a lot of this one recently.
tussock



Joined: May 29, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 09:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Really, sent off first foul? - Oh, Nuffle.

I just needed a couple of GFIs! - Oh, Nuffle.

Can I get some armour breaks, please. - Oh, Nuffle.

Everything worked, then I failed 3+ with RR. - Oh, Nuffle.

I thought I had that stopped, but you rolled a lot of dice. - Oh, Nuffle.

Oh, Nuffle. - sure that was a bit risky, but it would've been great for me if it worked!

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Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 09:38 Reply with quote Back to top

I mainly play chaos/chaos dwarves/nurgle - I don't want to have to think but like winning
I mainly play in the box - you are a filthy picker with no skill, I play the proper game
I mainly play gobbos/halfings/ogres - I am certifiably insane
Good apo! - I may have had filthy luck (<5%) to kill your best player and almost certainly win me the game but see our luck is even as you passed a >50% roll so it's all my skill and well deserved.
Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 09:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Hi hf gl- I'm a sociopath who doesn't even want to engage in this minimum of social interaction
Hi hf gl - I'm a nice person but don't have great English
SpecialOne



Joined: Oct 17, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2018 - 11:15 Reply with quote Back to top

When I play this is me.

I mainly play the box - I can't help myself but to be a picker in ranked so I stay away from there. Yes I'm a weak person.
Good luck with your team - I really mean that!

In generel.
Have fun - I don't want you to be lucky, but have fun while I beat the crap out of you.
Decent dice - Pro whining for: You are a filthy lucker.
I got lucky there - I was better than you.
lawofthewest



Joined: Nov 09, 2017

Post   Posted: Mar 18, 2018 - 11:18 Reply with quote Back to top

@ Special one -> yeah, I am the "Have fun" and the "I got lucky there" guy xD

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noobie2k7



Joined: Sep 28, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 18, 2018 - 11:23 Reply with quote Back to top

That was an interesting game - I have no idea what just happened

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noobie2k7



Joined: Sep 28, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 18, 2018 - 11:25 Reply with quote Back to top

I'm always pretty honest with my game chat. If my opponent gets a turnover i will say. Good, do it again!

In my last match with Koadah, he rerolled a push/skull into double skull, i laughed, told him to do it again, next turn he did the exact same thing. I laughed. a lot.

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bghandras



Joined: Feb 06, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 18, 2018 - 12:10 Reply with quote Back to top

Have fun -I hope you enjoy being challenged
Good luck next game - May you dice your next opponent, unless it is me
Better be good AND lucky - I admit this was a dicing

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