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Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 15:49 Reply with quote Back to top


Da Mighty Slann Necromancer Sloss-tti still way to busy to concern Himself wif mere mortal games right now. Tic, number one toady, fill'n in for now and am here to tell ya Secret League Americas is now recruiting for its 14th season using the Secret League teams envisioned by Garion and company. (Tic patch together information for you for next season!)

The league features hidden treasures to be uncovered in the course of play and/or discord riddles. (Mostly da treasures am found, but just get stolen by teams as the season advances.) We wanna help stunty teams (right stuff preventing tackle and sneaky git = guard on fouls), 'cause us little guys gotta stick together. We am just about having some fun with some crazy teams so we do limit the league to only one roster of any particular race. With over 100 rosters to choose from, this shouldn't be an issue to find something to play.

The finals this season feature have captainmalkor's Sisters of Sigmar squad, [SLA] Purge matched against Azure's Avelorn, Sisters of Speed who were a rookie team at the start of the season. Tic am fully vaccinated, and have number one prime viewing spot under water tower next to score board. Am a little damp, but Tic not mind.

If you yearn for playing some hot sticky blood bowl in the middle of the Amazonian jungle whilst searching for treasure and glory then this league might be the salve for what ails you!

How to apply:

Established SLA coaches from last season: please confirm by posting in this thread if you are in for Season 14, which team you are going to be playing, and which coast you prefer (in case we do a split).

For new coaches that want to join SLA: please post here, stating which team you intend to play. Note that only 1 team of each race is allowed in SLA at any one time (I will list the currently-taken teams in the second post of this thread). You will be starting off in a Lower Tier division, so you won't have to face the higher-TV abominations right away. (You can find more information on the SLA group page, by clicking on the banner at the top of this post).

Season 14 as soon as we have a good number of teams ready and willing to play which should be sometime in the first half of July.

As Sloss-ti always says: "Join the god🦆 league, or the pygmy gets it! Ribbit!" ;-P Tic say, "Haz you seen all da freaking cicadas? Dey am land shrimps and much tastier than them pygmies."

Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 15:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Teams lined up so far for Season 14
Format is Teamname (Roster) - Coach - Current Team Weight - East or West Timezone (or either)
SL Shogun (Northern Nippon) - MrNomad - 2580k
Mo's Missiles (Kislev) - motay666 - 1720k - Either

New Teams
Octopath Travellers (Albion) - Uber - 1000k - East
<TBD> (Pirates of Sartosa) - Ardonite

Keeping Up (Isha) - Uber - 1650k
Sequoia Smashers (Giant) - wintergreen13 - 1570k
Pulling Bullocks (Kurgan) - Rhumy - 1280k
Minotaur Minutemen (Minotaur) - Jogrenaught - 1270k

First Option on Roster
Ecstasy and Agony (Daemons of Slaanesh) - Sigmar1 - 2600k
[SL] Kharry On (Khorne) - EnglishJake - 2340k
[SLA] Purge (Sisters of Sigmar) - captainmalkor - 2330k
Seekers of Holy Nuffle (Bretonnian) - burnsy87 - 1820k
Sisters of Speed (Avelorn) - Azure - 1800k
Of Coral and Shells (Sea Elf) - Xelron - 1670k
(SL) Attack on Titan (Savage Orc) - Rainsford - 1600k
Les Demons des Caribes (Hung) - GotrekSlayer - 1590k
Just Another Snake Cult (Khainite Assassins) - PraiseTheOmnissiah - 1580k
Monks of Gangren Abbey (Clan Pestilens) - King_Mad - 1570k
Khergit Khanate Batallion (Araby) - Thresh - 1490k
Montreal Casnakiennez (Snakemen) - knine - 1430k
Demon Daimyos (Nippon) - Kzarik - 1340k
{SLA} Rat Tailed Barn Cats (Clan Eshin) - Phontome - 1280k
Secret Shananigans (Halfling) - burnsy87 - 1200k

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Joined: Mar 24, 2007

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 18:30 Reply with quote Back to top

SL Shogun shall be returning after a long absence to reclaim their crown.

Joined: Mar 22, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 18:35 Reply with quote Back to top

This season I will introduce a new team. Keeping Up with the Kardashians got cancelled and I'm depressed now.

I'd like to lay claim on Albion.

Octopath Travelers (Albion) - Uber - 1000k - East

Recovering FUMBBL addict.

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Joined: Mar 06, 2019

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 18:56 Reply with quote Back to top

I'll be returning with the Missile's! Either time zone, if we get split that way.

Joined: Apr 10, 2011

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 19:45 Reply with quote Back to top

Summer is going to get a bit hectic, what with vacations and such, so the Sequoia Smashers are going to take a bit of a break, then plan to be back for Season 15 (and revenge)!

Joined: Jun 23, 2017

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 21:14 Reply with quote Back to top

@wintergreen13 - Have a fantastic summer! The bad news is we can't reserve the Giants roster because they haven't played the required three seasons yet. But the good news... I haven't seen a line at the door requesting that roster either. Smile

Joined: Feb 02, 2014

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 22:49 Reply with quote Back to top

I would be interested in joining the league, and I'd like to play Pirates of Sartosa.

Joined: May 10, 2020

Post   Posted: Jun 14, 2021 - 23:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Pulling Bullocks are out
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