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Nasty, Brutish, and Green
Roster [L] Orc
We sploosh yaz first. DEN we aksks kweschunz. Lotza kweschunz. Like:

Wut duzz it all mean?
Y am I 'ere?
Wut iz realitee?
Wut iz fer dinna?
If a dorf fallz inna forest, y da hekk izza dorf inna forest?
Wut izza sownd uv wun Claw POMBing?
If 'oomie iz mortul and Sock-Rat-Eez iz 'oomie, uh, I fergit da las' part.
Wich kaym first, da squig or da fing dat came bafor da squig?
Kan Mork make a stone so 'eavy dat 'e kan't lift it?

Winner, O[L]C Free-For-All VI Flyweight

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Plato Tastes Like SaltBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow 23020311780k (80+40k) 
2Aristotlin' TownBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow, Guard 220201123880k (80+60k) 
3Thales-ser of Two EvilsBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow 23010912680k (80+40k) 
4Confucius With Big WordsBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Mighty Blow 22000522080k (80+40k) 
5Descartes Before De HorseBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On 8030312080k (80+40k) 
6Kant Quite Figger It OutBlitzer6339Block 000000080k (80+0k) 
7Hume an' ErrorBlitzer6339Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On 12130723480k (80+60k) 
8Rousseau'n RouletteBlitzer6339Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge 232301466980k (80+90k) 
10Hegel, What's Yer Number?Lineman5339  600010250k (50+0k) 
11Locke DoubtLineman5339  600000050k (50+0k) 
12Foucault Y'all, I'm Goin' H...Lineman5339Block, Frenzy 19100232050k (50+40k) 
13Stretch MarxLineman5339  400001550k (50+0k) 
14Obtuse EngelsThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Dodge 12620011770k (70+50k) 
13 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (15/4/4) |TD Diff:17 (36 - 19) |Cas Diff:67 (51/23/15 - 13/6/3)
Last Opponent: SRW Heroes