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IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SYNN's JUDGEMENT its under some stuff-funny shit in chat.

Godfather of Spikkels McRash of Pandemonium Doctrine.

Winner of 145Club Rookie Cup XXIX
With team Corpus Nexus

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<Bicarb|BBB> stupid bonehead
<Synn> wasn't the ogre's fault
<Synn> was the coach's
<Synn> you should have moved all the guys down one square
<Bicarb|BBB> shh
<Synn> what would i know about one turning...
<Synn> races i have one turned with:
<Synn> vamps
<Synn> undead
<Synn> chaos
<Synn> all elves
<Synn> rats
<Synn> humiesw
<Synn> :D
<Bicarb|BBB> dont forget your mum
<Synn> :/
<Synn> h8in U

*** Synn is now known as GapingAnus

Fumbbl Court Hearing#3437170
Case; Oryx vs Chainsaw
His Honorable Judge Synn presiding

(22:40) <Chainsaw>Synn... I'm getting criticized for clearing a pitch in a major... come to my defense
(22:40) <Oryx>I'm not criticizing you for clearing the pitch
(22:40) * Synn puts on his judge robes
(22:40) <Oryx>haha
(22:40) <Synn>proceed
(22:40) - Synn is now known as Judge_Synn
(22:40) <Oryx>http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=blog&coach=22089
(22:40) <Chainsaw>https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=552227#552227
(22:40) <Judge_Synn>saw the blog
(22:40) <Chainsaw>^ that post by %*$£=!
(22:41) <Judge_Synn>Oryx: what is the charge against chainsaw?
(22:41) <Oryx>he's a whiney dousche who gets mad when other people whine, and a dirty clawpomber to boot
(22:41) <Judge_Synn>ok
(22:41) <Judge_Synn>Chainsaw: do you have a counter charge?
(22:41) <Oryx>synn is so much fun xD
(22:42) <Chainsaw>no, i'm not interested in that
(22:42) <Chainsaw>i'm talking about this
(22:42) <Chainsaw>"Chainsaw going out of his way to needlessly damage the opposing team when he could have just won, by the end of it I was hoping that somehow neither player would win. Watch the replay, and hopefully the winner gets eliminated soon."
(22:42) <Oryx>yeah I realized that after
(22:42) <Oryx>I just assumed you were talking about me
(22:42) <Chainsaw>no
(22:42) <Judge_Synn>would someone please explain that part to me?
(22:42) <Judge_Synn>was this a naama?
(22:42) <Chainsaw>no
(22:42) <Oryx>no
(22:42) <Chainsaw>this was OT, and finally the match was done
(22:42) <Oryx>but chainsaw did stall
(22:42) <Judge_Synn>so how was it "needlessly"?
(22:42) <Oryx>specifically to pitch clear
(22:42) <Oryx>in ot
(22:43) <Oryx>for three turns, I think?
(22:43) <Oryx>maybe 2
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>so he stalled in OT to continue to cause damage
(22:43) <Oryx>yeah
(22:43) <Oryx>XD
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>interesting
(22:43) <Oryx>doesn't bother me though
(22:43) <Chainsaw>to clear the pitch \o/
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>chainsaw
(22:43) <Oryx>and it didn't bother me at the time
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>you are a necro team
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>he is elves right?
(22:43) <Kam>cleaning his boots on his opponents' face before scoring is kinda mandatory in a maor, isn't it?
(22:43) <Retro21>is this the same oryx who created a blog about it
(22:43) <Oryx>yes indeed!
(22:43) <Kam>major*
(22:43) <Chainsaw>yes Judge_Synn
(22:43) <Chainsaw>yes your honour
(22:43) <Judge_Synn>ok
(22:43) <Oryx>it is i, oryx, fellow whiney dousche
(22:44) <Judge_Synn>can't really get props for clearing elves
(22:44) <Judge_Synn>but nice win
(22:44) <Chainsaw>not after props
(22:44) <Judge_Synn>that you can always take credit for
(22:44) <Oryx>he was mad cause I rip'd his legend
(22:44) <Oryx>-D
(22:44) <Oryx>and whined a lot
(22:44) <Judge_Synn>now both of you.... explain the whiney part
(22:44) <Oryx>oh man
(22:44) <Oryx>you should have been there
(22:44) <Oryx>it was epci
(22:44) <Oryx>I whined for like
(22:44) <Judge_Synn>since i have people telling me both of you were 'interesting'
(22:44) <Retro21>whiny douche
(22:44) <Oryx>an hour and a half straight
(22:44) <Retro21>those are the spellings I think
(22:44) <Oryx>oh my bad
(22:44) * Kam agrees: best game so far
(22:44) <Oryx>it was so much fun
(22:44) <Oryx>I just let it all out
(22:44) <Oryx>all my venom
(22:44) <Oryx>and dislike of clawpomb
(22:45) <Chainsaw>even tho his team is av7, mainly
(22:45) <Judge_Synn>i agree with the dislike of clawpomb.... but he is necros
(22:45) * Chainsaw shrugs
(22:45) <Oryx>and 2 legendary clawpomb + ball carrier + mook builds
(22:45) <Judge_Synn>thats allowed
(22:45) <Oryx>and I just
(22:45) <Chainsaw>1 clawpomb, 1 pomb
(22:45) <Chainsaw>get it right
(22:45) <Judge_Synn>now just one clawpomb :)
(22:45) <Oryx>let it spill onto the pitch and flood hte arena
(22:45) <Oryx>and eventually he got tired
(22:45) <Judge_Synn>nicely done Oryx
(22:45) <Oryx>and made a mistake
(22:45) <Oryx>and then
(22:45) <Oryx>I STRUCK
(22:45) <Oryx>AND DID NOTHING
(22:45) <Oryx>but the crowd
(22:45) <Oryx>tehy were vicious
(22:45) <Judge_Synn>if this was tactical trolling... then awesome
(22:45) <Oryx>they were tenacious
(22:45) <Oryx>they were DEADLY
(22:46) <Oryx>and then I almost just straight up lost
(22:46) <Oryx>but luck got me through
(22:46) <Judge_Synn>i have goaded someone into a T15 foul when the game was tied and the ball was not secured
(22:46) <Oryx>lol
(22:46) <Oryx>I don't know if it was really that specific
(22:46) <Oryx>it was
(22:46) <Judge_Synn>be honest
(22:46) <Oryx>letting out all my frustration with the clawpomb culture
(22:46) <Oryx>and a nice side effect
(22:46) <Judge_Synn>were you trolling chainsaw because he naama'ed someone?
(22:46) <Oryx>yeah XD
(22:46) <Chainsaw>no he wasn't
(22:46) <Chainsaw>c'mon
(22:46) <Judge_Synn>i hardly think chainsaw would be an example of a true clawpomber
(22:46) <Oryx>yeah i was XD
(22:47) <Chainsaw>he whinged like a baby with a splinter
(22:47) <Chainsaw>for AN HOUR AND A HALF
(22:47) <Oryx>I told you I was mad that you naama'd fang
(22:47) <Chainsaw>that's not trolling
(22:47) <Chainsaw>that's just pure tears
(22:47) <Oryx>I mean
(22:47) <Oryx>kind of
(22:47) <Oryx>but it wasn't even that bad
(22:47) <Chainsaw>just be honest
(22:47) <Oryx>I didn't lose anyone remarkable XD
(22:47) <Oryx>you thought I was so upset
(22:47) <Chainsaw>you were pissed that you were having your elves beat up
(22:47) <Oryx>but I was just having a good time
(22:47) <Oryx>and letting you know how I felt
(22:47) <Oryx>I mena
(22:47) <Oryx>I expected to be beat up
(22:47) <Oryx>that's what happens
(22:48) <Chainsaw>and totally overlooked the fact that ELVES GET BEAT UP and still can win
(22:48) <Bowlbot>*** Lone Stars 1 vs 2 iceprincesses ***(left this in on purpose because it was a GLT upset)(and Qaz got screwed by server)
(22:48) <Oryx>when your main strategy in game is to po every turn
(22:48) <Judge_Synn>looks like it was a good gamew
(22:48) <Chainsaw>that's the balance of the game
(22:48) <Oryx>it was a great game XD
(22:48) <Chainsaw>it was a brilliant game
(22:48) <Judge_Synn>oryx: your job is to make him pay for the derp
(22:48) <Oryx>I think brilliant is a little too harsh
(22:48) <Chainsaw>take the whining away, i'd have loved it...except that surf part
(22:48) <Judge_Synn>surf?
(22:48) <Oryx>I surfed the pomber to her doom
(22:48) <Chainsaw>killed mah baby
(22:48) <Judge_Synn>awesome
(22:48) <Oryx>I know
(22:48) <Oryx>it was great XD
(22:48) <Oryx>no regen!
(22:48) <Oryx>oh yeah!
(22:48) <Retro21>people are going to whine if youre going to try and clear the pitch
(22:48) <Oryx>only injury I caused all game
(22:49) <Kam>apparently we have a new witness
(22:49) <Judge_Synn>generally retro: people whine if they aren't having fun
(22:49) <Kam>http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=552235#552235
(22:49) <Judge_Synn>the goal is making the beatdowns fun
(22:49) <Judge_Synn>:)
(22:49) <Retro21>or not be a douche about it
(22:49) <Oryx>that's what I'm saying
(22:49) <Oryx>I mena
(22:49) <Oryx>if you're going to rape my face
(22:49) <Oryx>I'm going to talk about it
(22:49) <Retro21>yes
(22:49) <Oryx>and Im not going to say
(22:49) <Oryx>he
(22:50) <Oryx>this so great
(22:50) <Oryx>I love it when you get 8 takeoffs in 24 blocks
(22:50) <Oryx>yay!
(22:50) <Retro21>getting beaten is one thing, getting unnecessarily taken out is another
(22:50) <Oryx>if you're going to get crushed
(22:50) <Kam>but again, the funny thing is I did the very same thing with the Sammiches a few hous before, and didn't get a single reproach
(22:50) <Oryx>then
(22:50) <Oryx>I say, let's have a good time talking it out
(22:50) <Oryx>in this case, shit tlaking it out
(22:50) - Oryx left (Kicked by Bowlbot with the foliowing reason: Please mind your language)
(22:50) - Oryx joined
(22:50) <Oryx>oops
(22:50) <Oryx>my bad
(22:50) <Retro21>lol
(22:50) <Oryx>you know
(22:50) <Oryx>somehow
(22:51) <Oryx>when flings clear the pitch
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>btw chainsaw
(22:51) <Oryx>no one seems mind XD
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>from one vet to another....
(22:51) <Kam>:P
(22:51) <Oryx>honestly
(22:51) * Chainsaw pays attention to Judge_Synn
(22:51) <Oryx>I was cheering when he cleared the ptich
(22:51) <Oryx>I mean, if you get that far
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>when someone raises their hand to be known as a bloody one...
(22:51) <Oryx>might as well finish him
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>this tends to be the outcome
(22:51) <Chainsaw>:)
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>either way
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>Oryx: i render my judgement
(22:51) <Judge_Synn>on the charge of Chainsaw being a clawpomber... i find the defendant innocent
(22:52) <Judge_Synn>he's necros
(22:52) <Chainsaw>\o/
(22:52) <Judge_Synn>not possible if above TV 1800
(22:52) <Retro21>on the charge of Chainsaw being a douche?
(22:52) <Retro21>(sorry)
(22:52) <Retro21>:p
(22:52) <Chainsaw><o/
(22:52) <Judge_Synn>on the charge of Chainsaw being whiney... I find the defendant innocent on a technicality
(22:52) <Oryx>hahaha
(22:52) <Judge_Synn>there is justification
(22:52) <Retro21>\shock
(22:53) <Chainsaw>hey man i admit that, i never said otherwise
(22:53) <Chainsaw>i just said the clear pitch was cool
(22:53) <Chainsaw>when %*$£=!AFK had a moan about it in the forum
(22:53) <Judge_Synn>on the charge of chainsaw being a doosh, i find the defendant guilty
(22:53) <Chainsaw>hell, Oryx agrees with me
(22:53) <Judge_Synn>the sentance is time served on the Naama'ing
(22:53) <poloq7>a douche: "something that crapes the shit off to be flushed down"
(22:53) - poloq7 left (Kicked by Bowlbot with the foliowing reason: Please mind your language)
(22:53) <Oryx>oh @@%!$~! do I get 2 weeks in the stocks?!
(22:53) - poloq7 joined
(22:53) <Judge_Synn>now for the final charge of Chainsaw being a total nubface
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>i find you GUILTY >:|
(22:54) <Chainsaw>GUILTY!
(22:54) <Oryx>lol
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>your sentance... which is to be carried out immediately....
(22:54) <awambawamb>and smiley :D
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>is a Synnful Sprint with rookie pro elves
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>thats 20 games
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>no other elves played
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>i expect you to name one blitzer Chainsaw
(22:54) <Judge_Synn>and one blitzer Oryx
(22:54) <Oryx>rofl
(22:55) <Judge_Synn>you will learn to play together one way or another! :o
(22:55) * Judge_Synn has now completed his judgement
(22:55) <Chainsaw>:)
(22:55) - Judge_Synn is now known as Synn
(22:55) <Synn>now guys: learn to play nice
(22:55) <Synn>it sounds like a really good game
(22:55) <Synn>and fumbbl is too small to make enemies while people are watching :)
(22:56) * awambawamb agrees and starts a R fling team that accepts all challenges
(22:56) <Synn>fat chance in hell
(22:57) <Synn>i make a good judge eh? :)
(22:57) <Oryx>you do
(22:58) <Dhaktokh>best judge around I say. fair and wise old man.
(22:59) <DukeTyrion>Not sure he is wise ... or fair, but I think he is getting old ;-)
(22:59) <Synn>>:|
(22:59) <Dhaktokh>same thing
(22:59) <Oryx>honestly I'm not sure he's a man, either
(22:59) <Synn>>:|
(22:59) <Synn>h8 u all


The(in)famous Paul Hicks after his DP, Leap Troll had been killed;
<paulhicks> ok... are you ready for this?
<paulhicks> bblfg kho
<BowlBot> paulhicks (144.36): Chaos 59/46


<Sttucker13> Well then.
<Sttucker13> Kill Ramtut and tell him to stop hiring stars on his rookie teams, I'm trying to cherrypick here.


This went on when the site was down for maintenance.

<Araznaroth> I hope somebody makes a perfect Larson and cant upload his game now :D
<El_Bernardo> what's a perfect larson?
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<Araznaroth> look it up in the forum:)
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<Creationofgod> lol
<Creationofgod> good one
<blader4411> that's helpful xD
<rustfungus> bb d6
<BowlBot> rustfungus: Rolled 4
<Hitonagashi> lol
<Hitonagashi> perfect larson
<Jeffro> 1 completion, 1 cas, 1 interception, 1 TD, 1 MVP all in the same game
<rustfungus> doesnt work on bowlbot :(
<Hitonagashi> yeah
<Hitonagashi> waht Jeffro said :D
<Araznaroth> no serious, its when a player makes a TD CP INT CAS and MVP in one game
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<El_Bernardo> no serious, you're a dick
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<blader4411> !?
<blader4411> xD
<Jeffro> BOOT
<Jeffro> richard say bye bye! ;)
<Araznaroth> no serious you should buy a sense of humor
<LykeX> That IS a perfect larson


<GhostofSirIsaac> i also dont know why my account was blocked yesterday when its been unblocked for the last 3 months
<Kam> Bob would have told you why
<GhostofSirIsaac> and i havnet played since. Nothing dodgy happened. our game just timed out with terrible internet connection. we were both using iphones to play
<GhostofSirIsaac> its ok Kam im good mates with admins. although i sound whiny, they know im a cool guy
<GhostofSirIsaac> oops i thought this was admin channel
<Kam> I know no whiny person nor "admins"
<GhostofSirIsaac> shut up
<Kam> Bob owns them all anyway
<Kam> (sorry :D)
<GhostofSirIsaac> you are an ant. i would destroy you in a game and in fumbble knowledge
<Dalfort> and spells FUMBBL with an e...


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<Bowlbot> Found 1 coaches.
<Bowlbot> Not enough coaches to start.
<Ziggyny> Aw.
<Ziggyny> All... by... my... self...


<Kryten> Naamaing Chainsaw in the chat channel


<smallman>wow each game i either get great luck or the opposite
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