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Wizard
Last seen 2 years ago
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About
Is it just me.
Or has religion been the cause
of nearly all wars
A nation made of hatred
is taken by force
Any place they can afford
in the name of the lord
And had a backpacker
hijack a concorde
Theres a fued going on
and if you choose to fight in it
Expect your going to lose
all sight of your enlightenment
God and his will wouldn't have you hurt your enemies
because God's every kill takes you further from serenity
The penalty - never ever having tranquility
Every man and woman is born
with the ability
to fill in the gaps for themselves
for happiness dwells
in the untapped wells
of the heart of every human being
and its been there from the start
no matter how stupid
no matter how smart
no matter what colour
or nationality
GOD LIVES WITHIN
or Is it just me?

<b>Bill Hicks</b>:

On Comedy
It's always funny until someone gets hurts. Then it's just hilarious.

On America's Foreign Policy
I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet.
'Pick it up.'
'I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me.'
'Pick up the gun.'
'Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.'
'Pick up the gun.'
(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)
'You all saw him - he had a gun.'

On the Evils of Pornography
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts ... Sounds like every ad on television, doesn't it?

On Just About Everything, at Once
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I f***, what I take into my body—as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?


"The corporate mindset that governs professional sport hates authentic crowd atmosphere because it can't be controlled and it doesn't provide a revenue stream." - Brendan O'Reilly


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Quick Stats
Location
Australia
Timezone
Europe/Stockholm (UTC+2:00)
Member since
July 3, 2004
Game Statistics
Coach Rating0
Coach StandingN/A
Ranked Games Played
Active Teams5
Retired Teams41
Total Record283/97/171
Win Percentage60%
Team Averages
Number of Games12
TDs Scored Per Game1.6
TDs Allowed Per Game1.2
Cas. Inflicted Per Game2.3
Cas. Taken Per Game2.1
Won Tournaments
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