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2016-02-12 12:22:49
10 votes, rating 3.6
10 votes, rating 3.6
He Wore 22
Legends speak of a man, in another time, another place, who could not be stopped in his quest for glory. He was powerful, he was fast, and he had a heart for the game like few ever would.
Rumors have surfaced recently, in the forests of Dulles, that this legend's soul has found a new body. Already, he's stronger and faster than most of his kind. And he loves two things. First and foremost is the sport of Blood Bowl. The carnage, the glory, and sometimes even the flow of the game and Nuffle's sense of humor. But most of all, he loves to run. Run far, run fast, run with a ball, run after the ball. So long as he can run, life is worth living.
His name is Emmitt Smith
Rumors have surfaced recently, in the forests of Dulles, that this legend's soul has found a new body. Already, he's stronger and faster than most of his kind. And he loves two things. First and foremost is the sport of Blood Bowl. The carnage, the glory, and sometimes even the flow of the game and Nuffle's sense of humor. But most of all, he loves to run. Run far, run fast, run with a ball, run after the ball. So long as he can run, life is worth living.
His name is Emmitt Smith
Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2016-02-12 12:42:32
Dead before 51spp. Calling it.
Posted by jdm on 2016-02-12 13:03:32
Good thing there's no drug testing prior to games. That's one roidy elf.
Posted by Endzone on 2016-02-12 13:14:20
Bloat - retire him.
Posted by Arktoris on 2016-02-12 14:46:34
well named too for legend status
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-02-12 15:03:31
Yeah, but can he speak in complete sentences?! Say words with more than three syllables without confusing it with another word mid-thought?! Get back to us then, Emmitt...
Posted by tmoila on 2016-02-12 15:55:43
Too bad it's a runner.
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-02-12 18:55:48
The fact that you phrased the title in the past tense bodes ill for him. -ma -st in his next two matches? Good luck though, I'd like to see a runner get to legend :D
Posted by Nightbird on 2016-02-12 19:03:03
Emmitt Smith...PFFFT!
Posted by JackassRampant on 2016-02-13 00:20:32
A blog post about any living player who's not done something truly legendary brings bad luck down on that player. Wait until he dies to post! Or until he does something extraordinary, like a Larson or some important SPP record or something.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2016-02-13 00:27:53
Hopefully, by spelling it out, I jinxed the curse.
Oh, and this applies to forum threads too, but NOT to player development questions, like "what skill do I take?"
Oh, and this applies to forum threads too, but NOT to player development questions, like "what skill do I take?"
Posted by Endzone on 2016-02-13 11:28:00
I am sure he will live a long and glorious life, just like this guy.
https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=Endzone&id=12111
https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=Endzone&id=12111