The Wielders of the Bloody Spoon haven't won a game yet.
Nor score a touchdown. It's quite obvious for me, that it's not only the fault of the coach (tho I suck as a 'ling coach), so I asked one "Wielder", Hank er'Chief, what can be the reason behind this...

...the answer was quite shocking..

"Ya kno' boss, itz eizy...Noffle dimandid a foud secriface from as..." - ....*