Come gather 'round coaches wherever you're from
And admit that some teams they make you quite glum
And accept it as true they're CPOMBing scum
As they're killin' the pixels you were savin'
"This team needs to be nerfed" and "CRP is dumb"
On the forums they will be a-ragin'.

Come legends and pickers who troll Game Finder with no end
You keep offerin' 'zons matches with your chaos dwarves again
And when you do lose, how it will all makes us grin
'Cause we know how you earned your CR and it's lame'n
"Dice-raped by Nuffle, that's why I didn't win"
On the forums they will be a-ragin'.

Come admins, organizers please heed the call
We hate all elf teams they throw and catch the ball
We can still often lose even when we try and stall
They leap inside our cages'n
"Ban them from all tournaments because they don't brawl"
On the forums they will be a-ragin'.

Come rookies and veterans you're about to get scold
You'll be criticize for not doin' as you're told
Creating a team that isn't so droll
You're goin' against the grain'
"How dare you choose a new skill without making a poll"
On the forums they will be a-ragin'.

The kick it is up, the rats roll a "Blitz"
The slow team cries they're throwing a fit
They just scored again so we're gonna quit
This game is broken they're all sayin'
"Kick off rolls must be changed, this game is just s*it"
On the forums they will be a-ragin'.




Words by Jim_Fear
To the tune of "The Times They Are a-Changin'" by Bob Dylan
Look it up on the internet if you're unfamiliar.