Once again, the Sammiches have played against the Newscasters. And once again, stars died. It was a bit one-sided this time - well, no, it was completely one-sided, hence the low Cas score: only 13 (sorry about that fans).

Tom Vampling seemed dead at some point but felt better after taking off his armour. He's still pursuing his goal to become the first ever Halfling to make 100 Completions. But now he's also willing to make it running naked on the pitch. Will Nuffle let him accomplish his destiny?

Master Tree however suffered a different fate. After 263 games along the Sammiches, he finally returned to whatever tree paradise there is, where young saplings await him. He was a rock. He was a star. He was the main ball carrier of the team. But it was time to go. Farewell, Master Tree, may your new replacement surpass you!