A poor, poor day for the Red Ravens. They got stomped, beaten, thrashed, and kicked to the curb today by the Deaths Reckoning 3-0!
Twinkie left the game with a gouged eye, screaming for his teddy bear. While Stan also was out with a concussion. He spent the game clicking his heels together mumbling " Theres no place like home Toto. '
But Chubs got the worst of it a sprained groin. He was dancing all over the field like Micheal Jackson. Soon the rest of the team was singin Billy Jean and doing the moonwalk.
It wasn't all bad though the Red Ravens got there first kill by taking out Haunting Beauty. Of course after the celebration they couldn't figure out how they killed a ghoul. Billy " Runs like a girl" Smith did make MVP for the Ravens!! He was so excited that he caught the ball that he forgot to run into the end zone at the end of the first half. But don't give up folks! After a few gallons of Ben-Gay they will be ready again. Except for poor Twinkie who retired after the game so he can go play an extra on the new pirate movie that is being filmed.