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SirOrange
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2013-05-02 22:51:19
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2011-01-03 01:10:43
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2011-01-03 01:10:43
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New way of looking at things
There are certain strategies that some players use that can be very fustrating at times, especially when those strategies are not necessary in certain situations. So I've decided that instead of getting fustrated, I'm going to look at these strategies as a sign of respect to my greatness as a blood bowl coach :)

Stalling: I like it when people stall. When someone is stalling against me, I can only assume it is because the other coach knows he cannot stop me on offense. A sure sign of respect. Even more so when my opponent has an 11 to 5 player advantage.

Multiple MB/Claw/RSC: Facing a team like this is an honor to any great coach. Just knowing that your opponent has to hope for lots of cas's to beat you is a great honor.

"Would your (team with lots of dodge) like to play my (team with lots of tackle)?" There are no words that can express the honor you are giving to me when you ask me this question. You must think I am a the greatest coach on FUMBBL to call this a fair match. Thank you for your respect.

So for all you coaches who have used these strategies against me...thank you for your respect of my greatness as a blood bowl coach.

(by the way, I know I suck...just having a little fun) Have a good New Year.
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Posted by burgun824 on 2011-01-03 18:20:51
Thanks for the laugh Orange...this is good.
Posted by Sigmar1 on 2011-01-03 19:39:35
Where has this rapier wit been during the NWFL season Orange?
Posted by burgun824 on 2011-01-03 20:42:45
Perhaps he's affraid of drawing the attention of 'Ol Bessy and her mighty chainsaw.
Posted by SirOrange on 2011-01-04 02:00:03
The wit has always been there. Its my New Year's resolution to share it with everyone.