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2010-06-02 19:22:30
24 votes, rating 5
Karma is a cruel mistress
The Orc Blitzer Dan Cole, who killed two Hobgoblins in 8 turns on his first outing, was killed himself on the first turn of his next game!

On the Dwarves' first turn a frenzied Trollslayer knocked the Blitzer prone next to the sideline. After completing all other aspects of my first turn, I stood up Dan Cole and tried to dodge him forward. This was into a tackle zone, so I knew it was a 50/50 call, but it was definitely a safer call that simply standing him up and letting the Trollslayer shove him into the crowd. He failed his dodge roll (no surprise, no worries) and then suddenly - KILLED.

I like to think that the families of the two Hobgoblin players he killed yesterday hired an assassin or two - Dan Cole died by the poison of a hitman, not the grassy embrace of a pitch!
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Posted by Jeffro on 2010-06-02 19:33:08
Next time let the loving fans on the sideline escort him to the safety of your reserves box...
Posted by Ravenmore on 2010-06-02 19:35:54
Karmageddon!
Posted by avien on 2010-06-02 19:36:20
Just when he thought he had it all together, karma jumped up and murdered him =)
Posted by Kryten on 2010-06-02 20:05:15
I think I saw someone on the grassy knoll...
Posted by JellyBelly on 2010-06-02 20:34:59
You could have just left him on the floor ... ;)

Orcs = booo!

High Elves = \o/ :D
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-06-02 21:35:17
Your mistake might have been thinking that dwarves play on a grassy field :)
Posted by p4m on 2010-06-02 23:25:31
serves him right .. there is blood on the dancefloor
Posted by Barash on 2010-06-02 23:26:26
Every dead Orc is a good Orc.
I hope you can get over it :D
Posted by cthol on 2010-06-03 02:59:07
News just in: Dan Cole killed by grass. The Hobgoblin People's Front say they planted it.
Posted by CircularLogic on 2010-06-03 09:38:12
Kryten:
Was it a.... lone bowman?