After a prolonged period of absence, I am making a return to Fumbbl. My good friend Alexis has convinced me to partake in the next season of NWL Stunty Fight Club, so while I'm at it I've also decided to make a new Wood Elf team for Ranked.

I could arguably be described as one of the most beloved coaches on Fumbbl. In my time, I've inspired many people here to thrive to better themselves, not only at the game of Blood Bowl, but as human beings. In some cultures, I am simply worshiped as a God.

Be that as it may, I hope my return will usher in a new era of prosperity on Fumbbl. I know a lot of people lost the desire to live when I left, but I think my time away from the game has helped me gain a new perspective on life and as such I feel I am now ready to contribute again to the Fumbbl community, with the usual glimpses of my infinite wisdom that I have provided for so long.

Feel free to pay your homage in a modest fashion, while my greatness has generated a lot of praise from people of all gender, race or creed, I do not require it.

The one and only,
Uber