My thrower failed another 2+ pickup.
Maybe he was plagued by Hickup?

And my dancer got kicked out the game
Maybe he really is too lame?

And hey look, my catcher died.
And again the crowd goes quiet.

His parents will surely shoot me in the eye
If I tell them he died on a failed GFI!

And oh gosh look at that tree!
That creature really is a catastrophe.

Rooting in the middle of a strife
Against a nasty Orcish drive.

But no worries, I'll get him motivated!
Bring that flamethrower, he'll be incinerated!!

I'm really starting to run out of pun
And look, the rest of the team decided to go crowdsurfin'

I think I'll just go sit in a corner and cry
And hope the rest of this game just passes by.

But after a brief period of mourning
We'll be ready for a new game of bloodbowl in the morning!!