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2016-09-16 16:24:26
13 votes, rating 5
13 votes, rating 5
Chuck Norris plays BB
Hi all
I was reading castleman blog on embarrassing fumbbl moment and I found it pretty funny.
Don't know why but it made me think about chuck Norris facts on BB.
I thought this already exist but I didn't find some on the forums so I propose you some chuck Norris facts about BB.
Feel free to complete :-)
Chuck Norris played BB against God,
and timed out him.
When Chuck Norris is pushed in the crowd,
The crowd makes an injury roll
I was reading castleman blog on embarrassing fumbbl moment and I found it pretty funny.
Don't know why but it made me think about chuck Norris facts on BB.
I thought this already exist but I didn't find some on the forums so I propose you some chuck Norris facts about BB.
Feel free to complete :-)
Chuck Norris played BB against God,
and timed out him.
When Chuck Norris is pushed in the crowd,
The crowd makes an injury roll
Comments
Posted by thebursar on 2016-09-16 16:30:09
Blogs rate Chuck Norris a 6!
Posted by CastleMan on 2016-09-16 16:41:50
Nuffle asks Chuck Norris for better dice.
Posted by bancobat on 2016-09-16 17:03:00
Yesterday, Chuck Norris rolled a 7
Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-09-16 17:05:46
When Chuck Norris makes a block, it is always a POW!
Chuck Norris Can Blitz! twice in a turn.
Chuck Norris Can Blitz! twice in a turn.
Posted by bancobat on 2016-09-16 17:07:55
Chuck Norris scored a TD with no hands
Posted by thoralf on 2016-09-16 17:12:09
When Chuck Norris snakes, he wins.
Posted by thoralf on 2016-09-16 17:17:40
Chuck Norris blitzes with the special trait Round Kick:
Juggernaut, Frenzy, Grab, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On, Jump Up, Tackle, Wrestle, Dirty Player, and Pro.
Jump Up immediately applies to PO and Wrestle.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS finishes his action with a foul, including a foul action. Then the opponent has the IGMSOY - I Got My Stare On You.
Juggernaut, Frenzy, Grab, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On, Jump Up, Tackle, Wrestle, Dirty Player, and Pro.
Jump Up immediately applies to PO and Wrestle.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS finishes his action with a foul, including a foul action. Then the opponent has the IGMSOY - I Got My Stare On You.
Posted by Kondor on 2016-09-16 17:40:06
Every game vs Chuck has ended in a one turn pith clear.
There was once a skill called Norris, but it was quickly nerf to make Claw, Mb, Po, Tackle combinations competitive.
When Chuck Norris kicks off, the only kick off table result is a concession.
Chuck once volunteered to referee a league. In fear of offending him everyone decided it was safer to play chess.
There was once a skill called Norris, but it was quickly nerf to make Claw, Mb, Po, Tackle combinations competitive.
When Chuck Norris kicks off, the only kick off table result is a concession.
Chuck once volunteered to referee a league. In fear of offending him everyone decided it was safer to play chess.
Posted by bancobat on 2016-09-16 17:50:17
When a vampire gazes chuck norris, he loses his tackle zone
Posted by m0gw41 on 2016-09-16 18:20:26
Chuck Norris can TTM any player on the pitch, including the opposition.
Posted by Medon on 2016-09-16 20:01:51
chuck norris can move three pass block squares in oppo's turn, even when there is no pass action.
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2016-09-16 20:07:30
Chuck Norris is the only player voted into the Hall of Fame, Before the Hall of fame existed!
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-09-16 20:38:24
Great Blog
Chuck Norris TTM's Treemen
Chuck Norris TTM's Treemen
Posted by Squiglet on 2016-09-16 20:47:28
Chuck Norris has MA 0... but can choose to move the pitch, the stadium and all other players up to 6 squares each turn.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-09-16 20:50:11
Chuck Norris can take frenzy and grab.
Chuck Norris has infinite team rerolls and can use as many as he wants each turn.
Chuck Norris has infinite team rerolls and can use as many as he wants each turn.
Posted by Purplegoo on 2016-09-16 21:22:29
Ahhh, Chuck Norris gags. Good show. :)
He still has Razor Sharp Claws, you know...
He still has Razor Sharp Claws, you know...
Posted by ramchop on 2016-09-16 21:40:07
If a Ball & Chain hits Chuck Norris, it kicks back.
Posted by thoralf on 2016-09-16 22:05:13
"Chuck Norris can take frenzy and grab."
That's in his Round Kick skill.
Chuck Norris has another trait: Stare.
Stare cancels Dauntless, Fend, apothicary rolls, referee rolls.
When Chuck Norris plays, no team wins the MVP. Chuck Norris *is* the MVP. For *both* team.
That's in his Round Kick skill.
Chuck Norris has another trait: Stare.
Stare cancels Dauntless, Fend, apothicary rolls, referee rolls.
When Chuck Norris plays, no team wins the MVP. Chuck Norris *is* the MVP. For *both* team.
Posted by garyt1 on 2016-09-17 00:09:37
Blood bowl isn't REALLY Blood bowl without Chuck Norris.
Posted by Traul on 2016-09-17 02:52:51
When Chuck Norris is blocked, he pushes the attacker back one square.
Posted by frogboy on 2016-09-17 11:31:09
Shadowing Chuck Norris is a Death Wish
When a Rat Ogre uses Prehensile Tail against Chuck Norris the big guy falls instead
Tentacles become No Hands when used against Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a Secret Weapon but the crowd always Get The Ref when he is on the pitch
Regeneration skill is usless against Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tackle zones extent to the edge of the board
When a Rat Ogre uses Prehensile Tail against Chuck Norris the big guy falls instead
Tentacles become No Hands when used against Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a Secret Weapon but the crowd always Get The Ref when he is on the pitch
Regeneration skill is usless against Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tackle zones extent to the edge of the board
Posted by frogboy on 2016-09-17 11:47:35
No re-rolls may be used by a player making an action against Chuck Norris
All blocks made against Chuck Norris are counted as Skulls
Chuck Norris is a Leader
Chuck Norris is a Pro
Chuck Norris is the only Player to make Morg n Thorg pee a little before the game
It was once recorded that Chuck Norris won the game against the low down dirty rats without even turning up for the game, the Rats got wind of his inclusion on the roster and imediatly forfeited the game
Chuck Norris plays for any team he likes
It is rumoured that after playing in his first season that The NAF have to pay Chuck Norris a ransom fee every week to not play in order to keep the game ballenced
All blocks made against Chuck Norris are counted as Skulls
Chuck Norris is a Leader
Chuck Norris is a Pro
Chuck Norris is the only Player to make Morg n Thorg pee a little before the game
It was once recorded that Chuck Norris won the game against the low down dirty rats without even turning up for the game, the Rats got wind of his inclusion on the roster and imediatly forfeited the game
Chuck Norris plays for any team he likes
It is rumoured that after playing in his first season that The NAF have to pay Chuck Norris a ransom fee every week to not play in order to keep the game ballenced
Posted by bancobat on 2016-09-17 12:50:10
Chuck Norris makes Endzone plays his turns in 2 mn
Posted by bghandras on 2016-09-17 14:00:05
Nah, there are limits what Chuck Norris cannot to. THis is the prime example.
"Chuck Norris makes Endzone plays his turns in 2 mn"
"Chuck Norris makes Endzone plays his turns in 2 mn"
Posted by thoralf on 2016-09-17 21:03:07
When Chuck Norris enters the field, roll for Pitch Invasion.
When Chuck Norris is pushed into the crowd, Fan Factor of the opposite team is set to 0 for the game and forever and ever.
When Chuck Norris is pushed into the crowd, Fan Factor of the opposite team is set to 0 for the game and forever and ever.
Posted by Bloodfeast on 2016-09-18 01:11:40
Chuck Norris dont play for any team. The teams are playing for him!
Posted by PurpleChest on 2016-09-18 11:19:18
Chuck Norris always rolls 7, on any D6
Posted by bancobat on 2016-09-18 11:56:27
Chuck Norris don't block
He pows
He pows
Posted by asteflix on 2016-09-18 20:25:06
How ironic is it that my Stat freak is named Chuck Norris ?? https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=10975357