“A bit of a frustrating game to be sure.

The first half started reel bad fer da boyz! On da first turn a Bleg was killd by an elf. But da boyz soon stiffened on defense forcing the cursed Dark elves from one side of the pitch to the other in search of a scoring lane. After the speedy elves had finally outflanked our boyz, their bawlchukka fumbled the ball on their last turn before the half. On our final turn, Zunk Krusha managed to Badly Hurt and elf named Drydimaer, but due to something called Disco Necked he got better.

In the second half a short kick cause a bit of concern for the boyz but Blud was able to get to the bawl with a bit o' huffing. However he was so out of breath his chukk came up a little short. The dark elves tried to make a play for the ball, but Shaarg and Jekk was able to trip one up as he was goin to hit Trugg. We still hadn't gotten ahold of da bawl, when some pain in da neck elf name Thalimyr ran up next to it. Well Blud needed him moved so he called for his frend Gutz.. Da troll quickly knocked the bugger out. Blud den grabbed the bawl and chukked it to Shaarg. Den it was a matter o' makin sure dem elves didn't have time to score fer demself. Da elfs was working hard but dey was starting to drop like flies. Zunk was still mad about dat disco necked messing up his bad hurt, he took it out on an elf named Vaelmyr by killing da sucker! Da elfs was still scrappy so weez had to bootz a few to da hed.

Everythin was going great and at da end o' da game Blud runs up to chukk it to Trugg... and da fool Dropz it!!!! So's we getz a tie. Datz like kissin a gobo if ya ask me!!!

(Thanks to Bill who was an excellent opponent. Some bad luck for both of us on the Casualty front. Glad the fouls didn't cause any lasting damage, but I hope he understands I was doing what I had to to try to get the win. In the end, greed got me.. and instead of a win I got a tie.. live and learn... NEVER TRUST AN ORC TO CATCH THE BALL, especially when the thrower can just run it in!!)”